What are the classic jokes in the police?

1, a new policeman, needs to practice as a traffic policeman in the traffic control office for three months, and the internship does not have a car. I bought a mountain bike and ran around.

Park behind my ass on duty.

As you should have guessed, I'll turn around after I clear the traffic. ...

The car was stolen.

# Get it back? Can such a shameful thing be known to acquaintances? #

2. About changing lanes in violation of regulations. I always educate them and let them go after correcting their mistakes. After all, two points will be deducted and a hundred will be fined ... It's good to know your mistakes and correct them.

I caught a sister driving in a wrong direction and saluted and asked to see her driver's license. She kept saying: Police officer ... MoMoMoDa ... Don't punish me ... MoMoMoDa ... I won't do it again ... MoMoMoDa ... Barabara ... "

I blushed and my neck was thick ... "Take your driver's license and go! ! Let's go ! ! ! "

She drove away happily and shouted, "I'll come back for you, A Mu ..."

I seldom go home because of work. I went home to chat with my dad once.

He smoked and hesitated: "Tell me the truth." ..................................................................................................................................................................................

I just stared at my own father.

(ps: the imbalance between men and women, being too busy and having a bad professional reputation ...)

What happened yesterday.

Yesterday was the first Sunday after the National Day holiday. ...

When it was dark, I saw two rock youths riding an unlicensed motorcycle across the road, and the Second Ring Road was so arrogant. Because they were trapped by the army of battery cars waiting for the red light.

I crossed the street in a handsome posture to let them know the consequences of driving an unlicensed motor vehicle.

I feel that there is a cool close-up of a movie blockbuster! !

There is also a close-up of his two frightened and trapped animals still fighting. I think of the line of Rienacker Baron Samas rivendell in Hearthstone legend (thank you @ Wang Erlang for reminding me): "Lamb to be slaughtered"! !

Cross the middle fence, hold the fence with your left hand, lift your left foot, and push your right foot hard. 123, God ... thump! ...

"Ouch ..." The crowd exclaimed! "Officer, are you all right?"

The pain made me unable to get up at all, but my face was very important. "It's okay! ! "

however

The red light turned green, and those two guys left! ! If it weren't for my leg pain, at my speed! !

I went back to the fence, using the action of the old man hurting his hip. ...

Suddenly I understand the sorrow of the ancients, "The hero is dying, and the dragon is thriving".

I shed tears unconsciously.

When I got up in the morning, I hit a big bruise on my thigh and broke the fibular nerve. ...

A brother in the bureau said that the battery car of mountain bike was stolen. ...

Last week, the overall situation was handed over to the security guard of the property management company. ...

We need security to protect us,

I can't stand shame. ...

6. From other places:

Alarm content: The alarm said that a friend saw a ghost in the bathroom and asked the police for help. Police disposal: After the police arrived at the scene, they asked the police to inspect the bathroom and carry out "exorcism". After the police waved the telescopic baton, they told the police that the boundary had been demarcated and there would be no more "dirty things". The police expressed satisfaction with the police's presence.

1, a new policeman, needs to practice as a traffic policeman in the traffic control office for three months, and the internship does not have a car. I bought a mountain bike and ran around.

Park behind my ass on duty.

As you should have guessed, I'll turn around after I clear the traffic. ...

The car was stolen.

# Get it back? Can such a shameful thing be known to acquaintances? #

2. About changing lanes in violation of regulations. I always educate them and let them go after correcting their mistakes. After all, two points will be deducted and a hundred will be fined ... It's good to know your mistakes and correct them.

I caught a sister driving in a wrong direction and saluted and asked to see her driver's license. She kept saying: Police officer ... MoMoMoDa ... Don't punish me ... MoMoMoDa ... I won't do it again ... MoMoMoDa ... Barabara ... "

I blushed and my neck was thick ... "Take your driver's license and go! ! Let's go ! ! ! "

She drove away happily and shouted, "I'll come back for you, A Mu ..."

I seldom go home because of work. I went home to chat with my dad once.

He smoked and hesitated: "Tell me the truth." ..................................................................................................................................................................................

I just stared at my own father.

(ps: the imbalance between men and women, being too busy and having a bad professional reputation ...)

What happened yesterday.

Yesterday was the first Sunday after the National Day holiday. ...

When it was dark, I saw two rock youths riding an unlicensed motorcycle across the road, and the Second Ring Road was so arrogant. Because they were trapped by the army of battery cars waiting for the red light.

I crossed the street in a handsome posture to let them know the consequences of driving an unlicensed motor vehicle.

I feel that there is a cool close-up of a movie blockbuster! !

There is also a close-up of his two frightened and trapped animals still fighting. I think of the line of Rienacker Baron Samas rivendell in Hearthstone legend (thank you @ Wang Erlang for reminding me): "Lamb to be slaughtered"! !

Cross the middle fence, hold the fence with your left hand, lift your left foot, and push your right foot hard. 123, God ... thump! ...

"Ouch ..." The crowd exclaimed! "Officer, are you all right?"

The pain made me unable to get up at all, but my face was very important. "It's okay! ! "

however

The red light turned green, and those two guys left! ! If it weren't for my leg pain, at my speed! !

I went back to the fence, using the action of the old man hurting his hip. ...

Suddenly I understand the sorrow of the ancients, "The hero is dying, and the dragon is thriving".

I shed tears unconsciously.

When I got up in the morning, I hit a big bruise on my thigh and broke the fibular nerve. ...

A brother in the bureau said that the battery car of mountain bike was stolen. ...

Last week, the overall situation was handed over to the security guard of the property management company. ...

We need security to protect us,

I can't stand shame. ...

6. From other places:

Alarm content: The alarm said that a friend saw a ghost in the bathroom and asked the police for help. Police disposal: After the police arrived at the scene, they asked the police to inspect the bathroom and carry out "exorcism". After the police waved the telescopic baton, they told the police that the boundary had been demarcated and there would be no more "dirty things". The police expressed satisfaction with the police's presence.

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