Fools go to school 3 funny sketch lines

The script lines of the sketch "Fools Go to School";

Fool: The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, and birds say early. Why are you carrying an explosive charge? I'll blow up the school,

The teacher didn't know that I ran away as soon as I pulled the rope. When I looked back, the school was bombed, the teacher was angry and the students were happy. Gnome male-",ha ha ha" so I don't have to go to school from now on? How come no one applauds?

A: Huh? Fool, why are you so late

Fool: It's time to eat.

I only know that eating will make you a pig.

Fool: Man is iron, rice is steel, and you are hungry without food. Don't you know?

The head teacher is very angry with us. Do you know that we have a new head teacher?

Fool: Oh, I know.

A: When she comes later, you must be angry with her and try to get rid of her one day.

Fool: Good!

Teacher: I heard that this class has poor discipline, but I am very caring and responsible. Without love, there is no education,

Can't education be without responsibility? I believe this class will get better and better under my leadership!

Hey, the new head teacher is here. Let me give you a cigarette.

(Fool smokes)

Teacher: Who is this classmate smoking? Help me put out (smoke) my cigarette.

Fool: Oh! (Fools smoke heavily)

Teacher: I told you to put out your cigarette!

Fool: I'm smoking!

Teacher: I told you to put the cigarette on the ground and then put it out.

Fool: Huh? Put it on the ground and suck it off? This is not a small difficulty!

Fool on the ground and put a cigarette on the ground? Suck it? )

Teacher: Did I ask you? Put it out? Not for you? Suck it? !

Fool: Teacher, are you sick? Let me do it later. Suck it? Don't let me, for a while? Suck it? Teacher: I mean, let's put out our cigarettes.

Fool:? Put it out? Just? Put it out? Oh, still? Suck it? What are you dragging?

Teacher: Go back to your seat and sit down!

Go back to your seat, fool. )

Teacher: Hello, class. I am your new class teacher. My name is Chris Lee.

Classmate: Li is so stupid!

Teacher: Chris Lee!

Classmate: Li is so stupid!

Teacher: Really? Chris Lee? No? Is Li stupid? !

Fool: Teacher, this is our dialect, but you do have some? Stupid? .

Teacher: Go, go, go, I think you do have some? Stupid? .

(Silence for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: First of all, please introduce yourself and get to know each other. Start with this classmate. A: My name is Wang Busheng.

Fool: I know you? Not born? You are a man, and you can't be born if you want to!

A: Are you a fool? Wang Busheng? .

Fool: Or? Not born? Huh?

Teacher: Why are you screaming? Wang Busheng? And then what?

A: Teacher, my mother gave birth to me when my father was a minister, so my name is Wang Busheng.

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

A: then it's called? Wang jusheng? .

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to' What about you' when your father was a section chief?

A: then it's called? Wang Kesheng? .

Teacher: What if your mother gave birth to you when your father was a director?

Fool: What's that called? Beastmaster? .

Fool, stop it!

Fool: Exactly!

Teacher: Next classmate.

My name is Fan Tong.

Fool:? Useless? .

It's Fan Tong.

Fool: You? Useless? You didn't teach me this is. Dialect? Really?

B: Go, go, go? Why do you say that?

Teacher: What about you, this classmate?

Fool: My name is asshole and I like singing.

Teacher: Why do you call yourself an asshole?

Fool: I'm pregnant 10 months. My mother is pregnant 12 months and hasn't given birth to me yet. An old Chinese doctor asked me.

My mother ate eight eggs, and my mother gave birth to me, so my mother named me? Asshole? . (Applause for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: If you like singing, just sing one for everyone!

Fool: Shall I sing "Little Baby" for everyone? My little baby, we are a couple. Come on, give me a kiss! Come on, give me a kiss, my little baby, come on, give me a kiss! Come on, give me a kiss? I told you to kiss me! Teacher: Rogue! (Silence for about 3 seconds) Let's begin our class. 1. Read after me:? Bay? . a，b:？ Bay? (be)，

Fool:? Pei? (matching).

Teacher: Really? Bay? (yes).

a，b:？ Bay? (yes).

Fool:? Pei? (matching).

Teacher:? A quilt? what's up Is it? .

Fool:? Pairing? what's up Match? .

Teacher: I think your pronunciation is not accurate. Let me ask you, what's in your bed?

Fool: There is a mattress.

Teacher: What about the mattress?

Fool: There are sheets on the mattress.

Teacher: What's on the list?

Fool: It's not something on the sheets, it's me.

Teacher: What about you?

Fool: Hehe? I have nothing on me.

Teacher: Then don't you cover it when you sleep?

Fool: Yes, but I kicked it under the bed.

(The teacher is helpless)

Teacher: Shall we make a couplet for everyone? Nantong, North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou connects North and South? .

Who can give the next link? (B raises his hand) OK, this classmate answers.

b:？ East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop and East Pawnshop as things? .

Teacher: Good. Who else can tell? (Fool raises his hand) This classmate answers.

Fool: I can do it. Boys and girls, boys and girls, boys and girls? .

(Applause for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: The content is unhealthy. I'll give you another one, online? Fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and rose is fragrant? . (Fool thinks for 3 seconds)

Fool: (giggle) I can do this, too. Does the fart stink, does the serial fart stink? .

(Applause for about 3 seconds)

Teacher: (laughs) What do you think? I can't believe I can't beat you. Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp draft, get to the bottom of it! ?

Fool: I can do this, too.

Teacher: OK, you answer. If you get it right, I'll buy you toffee!

Fool: I only eat milk, not sugar! (laughter):? Husband presses you, you press the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the ground shakes! ? Teacher: Go, go, go? You rascal! . . . (Thinking for three seconds) Son of a bitch? Please answer one more question:

Who burned Yuanmingyuan, the royal garden in China?

Fool: Teacher, I didn't burn it.

Teacher, that son of a bitch lied. I can prove that he burned the Yuanmingyuan. I saw it at noon that day Teacher: What a mess! Useless? No, Fan Tong, who burned the Yuanmingyuan?

B: I don't know, teacher, but I can prove that Yuanmingyuan was not burned by a son of a bitch. At noon that day, me and.

He is together.

Teacher: You all stand up straight! You (fool) stand up straight!

Fool: This land is uneven. You rely on it? By who? Why am I standing?

Teacher: Answer again, who burned Yuanmingyuan?

Fool: I already said that, didn't I? No? I didn't burn it. Do you like it? Believe it or not!

Teacher: Are you angry with me on purpose?

Fool: Who? Who is angry with you on purpose? You deserve it. I'll pay, okay? Can't I pay you back? Five dollars is enough? Is that enough? Teacher: You are so irritating. See which teacher will teach you in the future! I'm leaving!

Fool: Goodbye, teacher! (? Is it? - )

Fool:? The teacher is angry and the students are happy, gnome male-",hahaha, no need to go to school from now on! ? (Pick up your schoolbag and go home! )

(exit)

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