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When you are sick, it is often the most vulnerable time.

First, when I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

Second, God is fair to everyone.

Third, when you are sick with a fever, there is no one to comfort you. What's the big deal? At least you know this is the coolest thing.

Fourth, the emotional touch of the disease is very sensitive.

I didn't have much to worry about yesterday, so I got sick and got infusion. Continue to recommend today! ! ! Please look forward to it, brother saber, and the professional recommendation will live up to it! ! !

Six, sick for so long, the class teacher actually said that I was sick in front of my parents.

Seven, I hope I can take the place of you sick, you can take the place of my heartache.

Next time you dare to get sick, get as far away as possible, and don't let me find you again.

Love is like poop, you only get a fart after working hard for a long time.

Ten, uh-huh, people who have no time to rest always make time to get sick.

I can't help you with your umbrella when I'm wet, I can't add clothes to you when it's cold, and I can't give you medicine when I'm sick. After all, I'm not in the same city as you.

Twelve, runny nose, sneezing, seeking comfort.

Thirteen, a bowl of shredded pork noodles with mustard tuber. I haven't had much appetite recently. When I am sick, I should eat something light.

Fourteen, people are often the most vulnerable when they are sick!

Fifteen, I didn't know that I was very fragile until I was sick, and I was not as strong as I thought.

Don't forget that I have been thinking about you here, waiting for you to come back.

Seventeen, caught a cold again, when the teacher should not have the right to get sick. So many children, what a responsibility, right? Should I usually buy more health care products to make up for it?

1 1 got sick and my savings were swallowed up by ATM. It seems that a lot of things have happened that I can't bear, and I can't vent my emotions. Fortunately, the illness eased at the beginning of this month and the money arrived. I am so reluctant to leave here today, just because I can't live without the man who has cried for him countless times, so I love him so much! I went to the sales agency to buy tickets and was told that there were no tickets these two days, but I was very happy. Thank God for letting me stay a few more days, or I will cry and not want to have a ticket today.

Nineteen, when the body is weak, the mind is also slow.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

2 1. If God can do anything, he will give you all the happiness and give me half the pain.

22. In memory, everything is so perfect; In memory, reality is getting more and more cruel.

Twenty-three, my period is like a big wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back.

Tom, my heart hurts. Please take me to the hospital!

Twenty-five, because I flew twice the day before yesterday, I caught a cold and my throat and tonsils were inflamed. Can life get any worse? Unemployment, illness, loneliness, no food.

26. The value of life is not measured by time, but by depth.

Twenty-seven, we have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt!

28. Honey, my hot and cold makes me catch a cold.

Twenty-nine, brother, I'll throw a brick first, and if there is jade, I'll smash it.

30. If you have a fever, warm water will only burn your hands.

Thirty-one, you keep my heart alive.

Talk about being sick.

I really want to get sick in the rain so that someone cares.

It's been ten months, grandpa. How are you? You must live as I did when I made you happy. You must be as strong as before you got sick. It's very cold. How is heaven?

Hey, you should lose weight. If you recite it, I will die. It is not good to be too fat, and the girls who will get sick will be silent. ......

Fourth, grandma got sick and recovered quickly. Wish her all the best.

5. Who will chat with me till late at night? It's impossible. I know who will give me special care. Knowing that I am sick, no one will remind me to take medicine.

Fan is tired of heart disease. I hope he can cancel the contract successfully.

Girl, sneezing is not because he is thinking about you, but because he is ill. Remember to take care of yourself when it's cold.

Eight, good health is always young, and debts are always rich. anonymous

Nine, the child is sick and old, what should I do? Hit it-

Are you waiting? Where are you? Are you crying? Are you scared? Are you sad? Are you angry? Are you sick? Hehe, nobody cares about you.

Grandma is ill. Grandpa came to Beijing from his hometown to see his grandmother.

Twelve, when I was sick, it was like dreaming for a century!

I believed him when he said that he had left me because of illness. Later I learned that it was because of her. All this is a scam. Passerby, will you wish me to forget him?

14. Grandpa is ill. At the age of 80, he took medicine for the first time and took an injection for the first time. It hurts like a child. I really hope grandpa will get better soon-

15. Love, like illness, will get worse if nobody cares.

Sixteen, sick without warning, sad without warning, happy without warning, lovelorn without comfort, you are a goddess!

Seventeen, are you like this. I'd rather: I have an injection for a few days than take medicine for a long time, my parents don't want to study all the time, and I don't want to fight with my friends. I am.

My grandmother is ill. I wish her a speedy recovery.

19. Hehe, I don't think you love me as much as before. I was sick, and you didn't even call. I laughed and cried!

Twenty, survived? Has it always been like this? Didn't anyone teach you to see a doctor when you were sick and to be cared for and loved? Girls don't need to be so strong.

Twenty-one, in order not to go to school and pretend to be sick, we have to go to school in order to fall in love. Life is such a tragedy.

Do you know when I got sick? Do you know when I am sad? Where were you when I missed you! Where are you!

How many people care about calling you when you are sick, but there are always some cheap people who scold you.

24. 【 You don't know who cares about you until you are sick and uncomfortable-4 】

I never buy medicine when I am sick. I can endure it for one day, maybe tomorrow. Well, children's shoes know for themselves, and then what should I do?

Twenty-six, tired can rest, cold can add clothes, sick can buy their own medicine. Why do you need pity and sympathy?

Twenty-seven, published a story about his illness, and the next day found that no one was interested, so he silently deleted it.

Twenty-eight, where is the woman who went to the hospital without taking medicine or injections!

What I want most when I am sick is to come down and open the door instead of drinking boiled water.

Thirty, every girl who takes advantage of her parents' illness to earn popularity, have you ever cheated your conscience?

Thirty-one, 42 hours of fever will lead to selective amnesia. If so, what would you choose to forget?

Thirty-two, confirmed to withdraw from the bronze medal battle. According to the latest news, Li's injury was confirmed as a complete rupture of the anterior cruciate ligament, and he will undergo surgery and miss the bronze medal battle tonight. Liu Cuiping, a badminton team doctor, said in an interview: At the moment of injury, the players were highly focused. She could not feel the pain, but she could feel that her leg was not very strong and the external bone went in. I wish you a speedy recovery!

Li Silin, honey, you are ill again, so I feel sorry for you.

It is true that when you are sick, your mood will become fragile.

Thirty-five, damn it, why is the teacher so healthy and not sick?

36. My boyfriend is ill and will be hospitalized for a week. I'm not with him. I'm worried. I kept sending him messages, but he didn't even bother to read them.

Thirty-seven, cry silently if you want to. Call yourself a fool if you feel uncomfortable. I'm sick. I'll carry it myself. Bury one's emotions in one's heart and endure them

Thirty-eight, I'm sick and I'm infusion. You asked me what I was infusion, and I replied: I miss your night.

39. No matter how bad your mood is, you pull a long face at me, as if your illness is my reason, and I seem to be just your punching bag.

Forty, the dog is ill, I wish it a speedy recovery.

Talk about illness and vulnerability.

1, take care of yourself when I'm not around.

2. I am sick again. I was exhausted last night. ...

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

4, I don't take medicine when I have a cold, I sleep in class, the teacher calls me, and Nima has a fever.

The worst thing is that there is only one person left after the divorce. When people reach middle age, they are ill and hospitalized, and no one takes care of them. The husbands in other beds take good care of them.

6. If you are open-minded, you are the most reliable. "No matter how big the luggage is, one person can move it up and down. If you are sick, you can buy your own medicine. If you can't get through, sleep. " Be liked by others and cherish your heart; If you are hated, let him be hated and give him a sense of existence. Be patient with someone for a long time, lose your temper once, and break up together is a big deal. After a terrible experience, I can get up if I know I can't die. Unless I bow my head, vulnerability is an excuse. "

7. Don't forget that I have been thinking about you here, waiting for you to come back.

8. Come to a bowl of pickled mustard tuber and shredded pork noodles. I haven't had much appetite recently. When I am sick, I should eat something light.

9. Don't think about relying on others, have goals and pursuits, which have nothing to do with age.

10, next time you dare to get sick, get as far away as possible and don't let me find you again.

1 1, it's too hard to be sick alone.

12, I have been ill for so long, and the class teacher actually said that I was ill in front of my parents.

13, it's getting colder and colder ~ you can only make money, don't get sick! But I'm curious. What do you think is wrong with me?

14, I'm afraid he is ill, so I told him to wear more clothes and drink more water. He said I was ill.

15, what are you laughing at? I don't think talking to me is funny at all. I smile at you, not because I want to laugh. My laughing muscles are out of control. What is my patience now? I know you are thinking about me now, but these are not what I need. I'm not a good boy at all, never have been. I've been patient for a long time. I'm sick and my brain is out of order. I think you're torturing me and I'm torturing myself.

16, let's have a bowl of shredded pork noodles with mustard tuber. I have no appetite recently. I should eat something light when I am sick.

17, when sick, some people choose to care, some choose to ignore, and some choose to laugh. Anyway, you have to rely on yourself to get sick. I don't expect others to care about me. Don't curse me.

18, hate black-bone chicken soup. Although the world can be cruel sometimes. But not that disgusting. The pain is that you can't divide the world into two opposing halves. Like friends. He didn't want you when he was ill. But the train is going to stop checking tickets, or is he waiting for you?

19, you keep my heart alive all the time.

20. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

2 1, I was not too upset yesterday, and I was ill with infusion. I continue to recommend it today! ! ! Please look forward to it, brother saber, and the professional recommendation will live up to it! ! !

22. Every time I get sick, my inner drama is particularly full. I threw up everything I ate yesterday. I stopped in the middle of the car and vomited before driving on. I feel like I either threw up or was killed by a car. I finally went to the hospital after work and took medicine. I vomited once in someone else's hospital and once in a drugstore. If it weren't for my period, people would let me have a pregnancy test. In the end, I felt very awesome, and then I took a leave of absence to recuperate at home today.

23. It is a reality that the playboy is scolded, absorbed in being played, cheated and trampled.

24. It's too hard to be sick alone.

25. Why do sick people always think and fear death? I still have a lot of things to do, and there are many people who can't let go! And I promised to wait for the people I love to spend the rest of my life together. He said he would give me a home and love me well. I want to give him a chance to fulfill his promise. I hope I don't be so disappointing and don't check out the diseases I can't accept! Hey ~ scared to death ~

26, yesterday was not a big upset, I was sick and infused, and I continue to recommend it today! ! ! Please look forward to it, brother saber, and the professional recommendation will live up to it! ! !

27, the sun is red, the sunshine in the room is warm, and the baby's little face is red. But the wind outside made the trees shake. Everything has advantages and disadvantages. It's not cloudy, and there are no clouds in Wan Li. It's so comfortable to sit at home. But it seems that you can't take the children out for three days and five days. Live in a humble house. It's cold when it's cold, and people will get sick if it's not cold. The children look at Logger Vick's big-headed son every day, and the little pig occasionally comes out for a while. Watching it with me makes me sick. can't bear/stand

God is fair to everyone.

29, uh-huh, people who have no time to rest always make time to get sick.

30. Damn cold, although it hurts you, it hurts in my heart. Get well soon. I want to commit suicide. I wish my dear a speedy recovery.

Talk about vulnerability and sadness when you are sick.

First, when there are too many negative emotions, you will feel sick, but how can a sick person know that he is sick?

At present, two chronic diseases, rheumatoid disease and rigidity, can be cured under my verification. No matter how difficult the road is, I will keep going. No matter who my achievements belong to in the future, I just want people to remember that I have made contributions to the medical field. Sun Simiao said that he wrote money because he saw that the world was so stupid that he prepared some medicine at home, and he didn't know what to use when he was sick, let alone what medicine to use.

Third, I feel numb when I see my photos. Maybe I am really drunk. You know who you love most and who is sick. You know who loves you most.

Fourth, when a person is a stranger in a foreign land, he loses three pounds every holiday.

Stop caring about other people's feelings and take care of your emotions, or you will get sick. Feel sorry for yourself.

Sixth, the taste of illness is very uncomfortable, which makes us fragile, fragile, a little melodramatic, and more importantly, we can't eat delicious food. Therefore, I hope that my loved ones, my family and myself will not get sick. After all, medicine is not as delicious as spicy strips.

Seven, I never want to come to the hospital again. Goodbye, hospital. Goodbye, pain

When you miss him, you may not know who he is hugging, but he never comes to you. Some people say the process is not important, but the result is not yours. Is this still happiness? So really love or not is a word, just satisfy or let yourself learn to rain, hold an umbrella, eat, get sick, buy medicine, have no money, earn tears, and finally be yourself.

From now on, you should take good care of yourself, eat less junk food, get used to drinking hot water, learn to take medicine when you are sick, learn to be more friendly to others, learn to observe your words and deeds more, care more about the people around you, be calm, laugh more when you have nothing to do, be careless, and strive for the future, so as to be worthy of the people you love.

Ten, want to fold a paper plane. If I fly over your window and bring you a paper plane with the breeze, I will tell you gently, take care of yourself and don't get sick. The weather is getting colder. Pay attention to your health, and finally! You should be happy forever. We must be happy forever. This is the only girl I can bless you and accompany you in the future. Please be kind to my love.

I want to have a fever all the time, so that I can hear his greetings every day.

Twelve, I know that I am sick, I have been trying to save myself, and I have been waiting for myself to be completely better, and my state is right. I have not waited. I used to suppress negative emotions too much and pretend that positive energy is optimistic and positive, but now it is completely released. If I can't help it, I'll die. I often read this article written by myself and tell myself that accepting me like this, without fear and escape, will always be good.

Thirteen, suddenly feel old, sick, are cautious, afraid of dragging on for a long time, can't carry it. It takes a long time to recover, and you should be more careful to stay healthy, and don't be presumptuous ~

14. I still have to do some exercise when I go home after working overtime. Today, a little girl cried in the office again. The office is always full of sadness and sadness. I used to hope that I didn't have to come to work when I was sick or even hit by a car, but I suddenly saw a sentence that day, and I felt very moved. It's not worth the effort, let alone a chicken feather.

I'd rather let others think that I'm sick than that I'm a rotten person without compassion and filial piety.

When I was sixteen, I always fantasized that I was sick, and everyone would care about and love you! But how stupid I am to feel really sick now! Health is the most important!

17. Looking at a half-dead patient every day, watching him sigh, be moody, insomnia, irritability, suspicious, painful and itchy, nausea and vomiting, feeling sick, tired and depressed.

Eighteen, maturity means that you don't need your mother to wear long pants; Maturity means buying medicine for yourself when you are sick. Although it was bitter, I still remember a long time ago when my mother was not paying attention, she quietly poured the medicine. Yes, that was a long time ago. Time is changing, so are we, but every tomorrow is worth looking forward to, looking forward to a better self ~

Nineteen, I suddenly dreamed that you left 14, and my brother was as tall as me. I miss you, look at me, care about me and take care of me, but why did you leave? It's 14 now. Time flies. Why don't you wait for me to grow up? Sometimes I always think of all the winters you treated me well when I was a child. You care if you are sick, and you help me make a fire. Grandpa, I miss you so much.

Twenty, the baby was discharged from the hospital and finally breathed a sigh of relief, which means that the baby doesn't have to receive so many infusions, treatments, noise and fright every day! However, I still dare not let go of my hanging heart because I am afraid of recurrence. Baby mommy must recover quickly, give you breast milk and give you strength! Grandpa, bless you! Don't make yourself sick again! Sister should grow up healthily!

21. Never let yourself get sick easily again!

Twenty-two, I dreamed that I suddenly fell ill. Nosebleeds don't work. Drop by drop on clothes. I also thought about it: I want those red blood to dye my clothes, which will be more colorful. Until it is dyed red. When you enter the hospital, you should prick your finger for a blood test. All kinds of pain, all kinds of unbearable pain. Later, I met a junior high school Chinese teacher, and he invited me to have a barbecue on the water. It was ok at first, but then I lost my center of gravity. The shoes didn't get wet after falling into the water. I ate roasted corn.

Look in the mirror every morning and you will feel sick.

24. If a cat is sick, it won't know that it is sick, because there is no concept of illness. Cats don't know that they will die, and they have no concept of death. However, cats are not always happy. But dogs are always happy. Stupid dog said, because he has no unhappy concept.

Twenty-five, meet many people in life, and meet people who think the same way! It's not easy! Perhaps it is because of the tacit understanding of the soul that I am moved! How happy it feels to be recognized! No matter what happens in the future. I will be fine, too, because I won't allow myself to live a bad life! I won't let myself get sick again! Thank you! Chow!

Twenty-six, I wish I had been sick since I was a child. My mother loved me a little when I was sick, but now I feel as if my mother would only pay attention to me if she was terminally ill.

Twenty-seven, put on more clothes when it's cold, and no one will undress you; Eat more when you are hungry, and don't let yourself suffer for others; No one will take care of you if you are not sick; Take care of your body, be strong, no one will help you move the chair; You are not so lucky without beautiful fantasies!

Twenty-eight, something happened, not in a hurry to pursue responsibility, but to complete the task. This should be regarded as a sign of maturity. Abdominal pain came so suddenly that I didn't take any precautions. Fortunately, it comes and goes quickly. It is foolish to take care of yourself and send money to the hospital. I am not allowed to get sick in some way. There are many things to do tomorrow. But only by doing what you should do can you do what you like. Tired, don't want to talk. Good night. Try hard when you wake up.

Twenty-nine, leaving home, I understand one thing, that is, to learn to be strong, that is, to put it bluntly, to endure. One of them, you must never make yourself sick. When you are sick, you must smile so that people can't see you. This is life.