Cold joke homophonic terrier question and answer

1. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "Laughing is still ... very silent."

2. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he gets angry.

The most annoying animal is orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

4. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

My uncle became fierce after beheading, because he became a vulture.

6. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud".

7. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

8. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

9. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was a small fire.