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The more fantasy novel with profiles, the better, at least five or more.
Shangguan Mo, the daughter of the prime minister of Cangguo, is beautiful, but her temper is too weak. She was robbed of all the limelight by her twin sister, but when silver moon proposed, she was ruthlessly pushed out by her relatives, just to keep her sister as a jewel.
In this life, Miss Feng Yun, a big girl in Yunmen, is light, and she has another identity. She is also disliked by her family.
Because the kid hooked the wrong soul in his last life, Feng Yun in this life had to replace Shangguan Mo in his last life and open his eyes again. How many souls will that light girl take? How many people lost their eyes? Who can see through the essence hidden under the appearance of wanting nothing? He said, "I regret not stopping my father!" " "
He said, "I'll give you a second place." What are you dissatisfied with? "
He said: "If I start all over again, I will protect you, even if I lose everything in the world, instead of acting as a messenger of justice against you!" " "
He said, "I wish I hadn't been so obsessed with revenge for Mary. I wish I hadn't betrayed you!" " "
He said, "Moore, even if you come again, you can only be entangled with me." Even if you go up to heaven and down to earth, you can only belong to me! "
This article is sweet and warm, one-on-one, no mistakes, no cheating, no physical abuse!
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Jealous articles
"Fuck you!" A loud noise resounded through the whole palace, and everyone in the palace trembled collectively.
Seeing him with a cold face and angry eyes, Shangguan Mo picked his eyebrows, but she didn't provoke him?
"Your Majesty has come to curse me?" The clear and faint voice is in sharp contrast with the roar.
"How dare you kiss it!" The tone is full of anger.
Shangguanmo looked at the cute puppy in her arms and then looked at him strangely. He is not jealous, is he? I looked at him carefully for a long time, and the jealous eyes made her sure that this man was really jealous, and my mouth twitched involuntarily. Even if he wants to be jealous, there is no need to be jealous of a puppy, right? Such a childish thing does not conform to his gentle and jade-like style, nor does it conform to his cold and cunning style! He is not possessed by a ghost, is he?
Win or lose articles
At the front, a man and a woman sat side by side. Men are gentle and elegant, women are light and light, and they look like a couple.
The man looked at the people in the field and smiled at the woman. "Do you want to avoid it? After all, you are still his princess! "
The woman smiled faintly. "No, I'm interested in watching the ghost king die."
The man said nothing more and raised his hand to signal the arrow. The woman's eyes have a hint of ridicule that is not noticed, so she wants to win the man? But looking at the people in the field, I can't help but change my face.
I saw a flash of white shadow, and when they came to their senses, all the archers fell to the ground and died, but the woman in white in the field was no longer like a light cloud, grabbing the collar of the ghost king with one hand and her eyes full of anger. "This palace is completely destroyed. Will I die if I don't fight? " Are you happy now that you have won? You ... good ... "
Two lips stick together, four eyes are opposite, one is full of anger and the other is full of smile.
For a long time, Gong Jueyi let her go, rubbed his lips with his thumb and smiled gently. "Moore, didn't you raise a group of children?"
Smell speech, Shangguan foam eyes more angry, he also dare to say! If it wasn't for him, how could she rush out? All her efforts are in vain now!
Opponent article
In the huge hall, the two men confronted each other and were about to fight.
"What's the matter?" Cold voice, two people turned their heads and saw people dressed in white, elegant as a fairy. What a fairy!
"Master!" One of them was happy in his eyes. After a ceremony, he said bluntly, "I taught him the business of robbing the ghost door." People who stand completely on one side do not exist!
People mused, "So! Then keep robbing! Give you a raise. "
"Master Yun ..." The magnetic voice is very sweet. "What about my loss?"
The ignored person's eyes lit up when he saw the person coming in at the door. "Master!" "
Then he went to the leader of Jiao Yun, picked him up, sat in his chair, put him on his lap, and held him like a baby to discuss compensation.
The other two were petrified in an instant, and my heart was full of this idea. It turns out that the ghost king really has the habit of broken sleeves! And fortunately, I have a crush on my strongest opponent!
Cooperation clause
The gauze swayed gently, and a slender man sat lazily on the couch in the room, holding a woman in his arms. Although separated by gauze, I can vaguely see that she is a beauty.
"You want to deal with Jiao Yun?"
With a lazy voice, the middle-aged man standing outside finally woke up and was very humble. "Yes, please help me. You are my only hope."
In the room, the man picked his eyebrows at the woman in his arms, with a hint of banter in his eyes, as if to say, people let me deal with you!
The woman hooked her lips and whispered in his ear: "She is also a big Wulin family, and she has a little inheritance. How about cooperation? "
The man seemed to think for a moment and put forward a request, "50-50 split, and ..." Before the words were finished, he took a bite to her lips and rubbed his big hand around her waist, which is self-evident.
The woman smiled faintly. "I seem to have suffered some losses. I am six, you are four! " "She lost herself!
The man mused, "yes! But you have to stay with me for a month. "
"Very good."
The people outside the screen suddenly shuddered. They didn't know that a catastrophe was coming.
The evil doctor, the enchanting China ancient martial arts master, abandoned the baby with a poisonous mystery in his different world.
The arrogant little fur ball passed by, and the little claw pointed, "As the first human being accepted by my uncle, my uncle saved you!" "
The lazy and evil man smiled insidiously. "You can't save her unless you make a contract with her."
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Such scenes often appear: a stunning girl holding a beautiful baby's hand, walking on a black mountain full of beasts, often accompanied by a beautiful man in a lazy silver coat. ...
When she walked out of the mountains and into the mainland, she was radiant and made countless men and women crazy.
A wild and handsome man, with a dark face, grabbed her in his arms and gnashed his teeth: "This is the king's woman. How dare you peek?" ! "
The beautiful baby's little face is also filled with indignation: "How dare you think about this uncle's woman?" ! "
The Force is in power, unstoppable, and past lives are gone forever. In this life, she will climb to the top again and pursue a higher martial arts realm!
Let's take a look at how the ancient martial arts masters of the Chinese generation rose in this world and made a bright moon!
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Different worlds: quoted from the protagonist
There is a woman here defending her fault: "It was me who dyed it at night, no matter right or wrong, only I can discipline it, but no one else can!" "
There is an overbearing man here: "The king's woman, no matter which inch of her body, is mine!" Nobody wants to get their hands on it! "
Here is an arrogant and lovely pet: "joke, just because you rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs want to kill this uncle?"
Here is a daughter-in-law: "My daughter, even if she kicks the door of your bridal chamber and digs your ancestral grave, what can she do?"
Shake it: share life and death
When he saw the self-indulgent girl pushing him away from the brink of death and being swallowed up by endless darkness,
Heart, inch by inch tear.
Tears, drop by drop.
Men don't flick when they have tears, but they can't reach the sad place.
He flew into the endless darkness without hesitation, regardless of the tearing of the people behind him.
Woman, hell, heaven, fire and mountains, this king will never let you be lonely, never.
Charming summoner
An unscrupulous girl named "Enchanting" was possessed by a strange dark magic bead and traveled to another world for the second time.
She is a little beggar brought up by a madman, and a once-in-a-lifetime "loser"
An "evil witch" who is influenced by the dark magic beads and has the dark power that the world spurns!
Mo Yunzong wanted to devour her: "Can your power be used by me?"
Liangying wanted to strangle her: "Witch! Where to escape! "
The mighty God of War wanted to blackmail her: "You don't deserve this magical device!" "
Neither light nor darkness allows her to exist in the world!
Good and evil, who will accompany her to Huanglong?
"Want to devour me! Take out all your treasures! "
"Want to strangle me! Use the reincarnation tripod to refine you all into a living medicine Dan! "
"Want to blackmail me! This girl wants you to see what power is! Steal! Wang! "
With a kind of dog blood peony emperor! Rise of the legend flame fried chicken! Holding the reincarnation tripod of the killer alchemist ...
Force animals to death! Dark servant!
Summon! Get out of the way for all minions below the animal level!
"I use Suzaku flame to innovate the world!"
From witch to master!
Let's watch the hostess fight the world master with charming eyes and the world hero with powerful means! [ 1]
The wind of pride
The hostess is black and powerful, cold and arrogant, and men's wear is popular all over the world.
Qin Aofeng, a huge family of megatron mainland countries, is the direct blood of the Qin family for three generations. He is as famous as his eldest brother's genius, but he is a famous "Waste Seven Young Master" in Qin Cheng.
The door is deep, and there are contradictions at home. Before her new life, she disguised herself as a man, and her life experience was like a mystery. Because of her poor talent, she is considered a waste in the family. After her new life, she embarked on a strong road to get along well in the mainland.
Until one day in the imperial city, the householder pointed the finger at her precious little uncle, and the "teenager" who had been silent stood up and became a peerless wizard. Since then, countless men and women in the world have been crazy about it …
Wan Li's primeval forests, deep pools and swamps shrouded in black fog, desolate and vast endless deserts, endless alpine grasslands, and the criss-crossing of Warcraft are a magnificent fantasy world.
The same is the infinite text of YY, the road is light, the hostess is strong, there are many beautiful men in the process, and the ending is one-on-one ~
Fierce, strong woman VS strong man! Join hands! Cool but not abusive, one-on-one, a cute genius baby.
◆ She is the killer king code-named King, the overlord of darkness, which is frightening!
She was called a loser and a princess. She is timid, incompetent and immoral, which makes people sneer at her.
Once through, the soul changes, the weak girl is reborn, and the king comes!
She is his wife who doesn't even bother to attend the meeting, and he is her husband who doesn't even bother to lift his eyelids.
She is arrogant and tough, he is cold and overbearing,
She doesn't need love. He doesn't know what love is.
At the moment they met. ...
◆◆◆◆ Her resilience ◆◆◆◆
The first day: I grabbed the man's skirt and was extremely arrogant: "I don't like being looked down upon, it won't happen again!" "
The next day: A morning run made Wang Fu jump up and even beat the husband of God of War … 3 times!
The third day: I drove a car full of dead bodies to smash a venue in a casino with the prime minister of the dynasty as the background, and Geng Ying took it for himself!
◆◆◆◆◆ Her love ◆◆◆◆
"Grandpa, the princess ran in the palace dressed like that again."
"hmm." Men are not surprised and concentrate on the art of war.
...
The evil emperor frightened his wife.
The Evil Emperor's Cold Wife is an online novel.
Natural foresight, wizards shield out, assist the king, look down on the world!
She, a cold and evil beauty, in this life, would rather I lose all the people in the world than they lose me a point!
He, the idle cold evil gentleman! My own character, ruthless means! As everyone knows, it is better to offend the evil king than to offend the villain!
On that day, the evil beauty of the whole city married the idle cold evil king. Is it sadness or joy, grace or resentment? Nobody knows!
Wizards now, the world is in chaos, auxiliary jun, set the quartet.
She is the emperor of the underworld.
She, Miss Xiang Fu,
She is the princess of Wang Fu,
She's a princess? She's a goddess?
Her identity is puzzling, maybe, she, just her!
Be patient, bear! Bury the pain of that cone in your heart! Just to remember the hatred that will never disappear!
She, cold and aloof, keeps people away!
Only a devil can smile for him.
Her heart is like a snake and scorpion, but she is also a person who will not attack me, and I will not attack!
I smiled at the corners of my mouth and stood by and saw this chaotic world again!
Version 2
Natural foresight, wizards shield out, assist the king, look down on the world!
She, a cold and evil beauty, in this life, would rather I lose all the people in the world than they lose me a point!
He, the idle cold evil gentleman! My own character, ruthless means! As everyone knows, it is better to offend the evil king than to offend the villain!
On that day, the evil beauty of the whole city married the idle cold evil king. Is it sadness or joy, grace or resentment? Nobody knows!
first part
On the rocking chair, a man in a bright red robe sat lazily! Look around, the moon is in the sky!
There are four handsome men of all shapes beside me! And it is absolutely beautiful.
"Are going to get married, still come to a place like this? It's really strange! " The first person on the right hand side has a smile in his eyes, and his mouth slightly rises, jokingly looking at this lazy and seductive person around him.
"This is wrong. It should be said that men like to visit the kiln. This is strange! " The second man on the right picked up the fan and shook it gently. His eyes stayed on the absolutely beautiful man.
"It seems that the evil king has no intention of taking a concubine!" A cynical voice reminded me that when I looked carefully, it turned out to be the second person on the left, a harmless face, but it was difficult to hide the sharp light that flashed in my eyes, and the corners of my mouth were tender and precious. Show dissatisfaction with the three of them.
The man in the rocking chair squinted at his own journey, turned to look at the other three, picked the corners of his mouth, and gracefully sent the mellow old wine into his mouth.
Master Zhuang, don't worry.
Protagonist: Tang Niannian, Sihong, Supporting Role: Skinmore
Style: favorite strong woman, cool queen, baby Xianxia
Male owner: male strong and lovely, immortal and loyal dog.
Lady: strong, lovely, straightforward and beautiful.
Genius son, black mother
After crossing, I found that I had a son with a mysterious and invincible beast pet beside him. It doesn't matter, life just skips the part of having children, which saves trouble. As for who the father is, what does it have to do with her? Take your son to the Jianghu, and let you be a monster, or a traitor and a bitch, mother and son Qi Xin, kill God when he meets God, and kill Buddha when he meets Buddha!
Poisonous tongue, heartless, hidden belly black woman+pure belly black, gifted baby with invincible beast pet+overbearing master who dotes on his wife and children, this is a humorous and witty cute pet article, not abusive, one-on-one hit!
This is an era of warriors and swordsman. There are five countries in the whole proud continent. Ranked by the strength of each country, there are Nanxi, Dongling, Beixiang, Ximu and Aoguo among them. Every country advocates the use of force and is arrogant.
Princess Regent's Evil Doctor
She is a black and white evil doctor in 2 1 century. She is ruthless and looks like a heartless beauty.
He was the Regent of the God of War who fought on the battlefield of the Miao Feng Empire. He is cold and bloodthirsty, as if he were a handsome man without feelings.
She is both an imperial doctor and a poisonous doctor. She traveled all over the world with a silver knife, and the two poison doctors were absolutely amazing.
Rumor has it that she saves people only by not playing cards according to common sense, which makes people love and hate.
It is rumored that there is only one person in the world she wants to kill, and there is nothing she can't kill.
Rumor has it that black and white worships her like a god and fears her like a demon.
He is the god of war and the master of magic. A magic piano stands out from the rest of the world, and evil spirits are unparalleled.
Rumor has it that he covered his face with a mask, and the dragon saw the head and disappeared from the tail.
Rumor has it that he regards women as nothing, and anyone who is nearly three meters away from him will spill blood on the spot.
It is rumored that he dotes on his concubine and only takes a ladle when he is weak.
The first part:
"Fengtian shipping, the emperor said: General Zhen's eldest daughter is evil, gentle and virtuous, intelligent and lovely, and she is really a model of good family. She was specially named Princess, and she was going to see Feng and kiss the Regent that day. I admire this! "
"Thank you for your kindness, Minister."
"Butler, send someone to meet Miss Da in Yecheng immediately!"
"yes, general!"
The second part:
On the wedding day, Regent Feng Miao went to the border to fight back the war.
The powerful four characters "Regent's Mansion" are shining in the scorching sun. "The princess must be very tired after a long journey day and night. My prince went to the border to fight the war and had no time to take care of the princess. Please forgive her! " Soul day, soul shadow two people just say that finish, surrounded by silence, and then a cold voice came from the hi car "clear".
"Did you hear that the Regent of the God of War announced in front of the people of the four countries that he would only marry concubines in this life?"
"What's more, I heard that the most beautiful woman in the world humiliated Princess Regent with a shadow, and then Regent gouged her eyes!"
"It's nothing, you know, Princess Regent is actually the behind-the-scenes ambassador of Liulizhai!"
The third part:
A very handsome man looked at the cold and beautiful woman around him in the account of Hongluan.
"Evil son, three months have passed, okay?" As soon as the voice fell, the woman around me picked out "I'll fuck you" and then turned over, without giving the man a chance to consider it.
A handsome man stood outside the delivery room with his bare hands, his big hands with distinct joints tightly squeezed together at the moment, revealing his anxiety and uneasiness.
"Mom, I heard that boss Tian Long, the young master of Yulong Mountain Villa, is a very person."
"Yes, mother, the misty cinema on the top of the ice and snow is also a rare man in the world." Two little boys carved in pink jade chatted endlessly around a beautiful woman leaning back in a rocking chair. Suddenly, an angry tall figure appeared behind them, and two little boys were still talking happily. Suddenly, they found themselves standing in the air. Now they turned their heads in amazement and said, "Dad, when did you come?" "Damn, two little rabbits, they dug up the wall and dug up Lao Zi!" Words fall two petite figure flew to the door.
This article is one-on-one, women are strong and men are weak, crazy, tired and lawless. Do not like it!
The supreme black princess: Phoenix breaks through the sky. She's Wu Hou, the ace killer, with a well-planned plot. A time and space staggered, Zhuge family members were brought back to life contemptuously by the blood sacrifice lady put on the altar by her biological father. Wake up and climb Sendai, who can compare; Waste spirit root? But I don't know, there is a genius behind it. Ugly? Who knows, what an amazing world is behind the face of yin and yang! Scold her? Cut off your tongue! Hit her? Break your hand! Hurt her! Take your life! See who is more cold-blooded! A change, the storm suddenly, the Great Wall of Wan Li, countless bones, arrogant. ...
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