A joke about proposing marriage

Women expect him to change after marriage, but he won't.

Men expect her not to change after marriage, but she will.

A woman has been worried about her future life until she finds a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he finds a wife.

Married men live longer than unmarried men, but married men want to die.

( 1)

Sister Liu, if you were given another chance, would you still have children? *

* Have a baby? I'm not even going to get married! *

(2)

When did you fall in love with your boyfriend? *

* I forgot. *

* What happened? *

* Then it faded, and we were going to break up. *

* What happened? *

* Then I got married. *

* Get married when we are about to break up? *

Yes, I got married because I was afraid of breaking up. *

* ? *

(3)

Do you think men subconsciously want to cheat? *

* What subconscious? Isn't it obvious? *

* ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! *

(4)

Do you like children? *

* Just so-so. *

* Then why did you have a baby? *

* Why not? There is. *

* Can you tell me three benefits of having a baby? *

I can name three shortcomings.

* *

(5)

Didn't you always hate children? *

* Yeah. *

* So you're still alive? *

* My husband is going to have a baby. *

* Your husband must like children! *

* He doesn't like it either. *

* Then why? *

* If you are not born, others will laugh. *

* *

(6)

* Hello, uncle! *

* Good, good. *

May I ask you a personal question? *

* Of course. *

* Do you have a lover? *

* No *

* You are such a good husband. *

* However, the future cannot be guaranteed. *

* ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! *

(7)

* Have you ever thought about being a person with double income and no children? *

* What is double income without children? *

* *

(8)

* You're getting married? Congratulations! *

* What is there to congratulate? *

* This is a good thing! *

Do you think I want to get married? *

* Don't want you to get married? *

* others forced it. *

* Who is so wicked! ! ! ! *

My mom. *

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Nine)

* Elder sister, do you love my brother-in-law? *

* make up. *

He doesn't look very enthusiastic, so why did you choose him? *

I'm afraid I won't find him in the future. *

( 10)

* Should men be forgiven for having an affair? *

* Of course, it should not be forgiven. Women should be self-respecting and self-reliant, not attached to men! *

* If your husband had an affair, would you still want him? *

* Yes! *

* ? *

( 1 1)

* Many people in big cities don't get married until they are 30. *

* Oh. *

There are many people living together in big cities. *

* Oh. *

* People have a lot of double incomes and no children. *

* Oh. *

* Single aristocrats are more chic. *

* Oh. *

People in big cities don't get married, but save money. When they have money, they travel and live a much richer life. * Oh. *

Tell me if I'm right. *

* But we are the county seat. *

( 12)

Why do you men want lovers? *

Because we need to breathe fresh air. *

* You have lung disease. *

No, we are too tired to work hard. Women should tolerate us. *

* If your wife has a lover, will you tolerate it?

* I'll get a divorce. *

( 13)

You are such a good husband! *

* Because I have no money. *

( 14)

I'm getting married in the future. *

* Oh, girls also have careers. *

* No, the probability of getting married late is relatively low. *

( 15)

* I'm not going to have children. *

* Want to be a double-income family without children? *

No, divorce is easier. *

( 16)

I heard that you have a boyfriend. *

* Yes. *

* Are you handsome? *

* He is in the organization. *

Is he tall? *

* His uncle is the director of the Civil Affairs Bureau. *

* People are not bad. *

* His aunt is the director of the office of the Finance Bureau. *

* What do you think? *

His relatives are either officials or businessmen. *

(XVII)

I don't want to get married. I'm afraid my husband will have an affair in the future. *

Come on, maybe you'll have an affair first. *

(**)

Although I don't want to get married, you'd better introduce me to a boyfriend. *

* What are you looking for? *

* My mother says doctors are good. *

* Yes, the older you get, the more popular you become. *

* My mother likes college students. *

* Yes, in the era of knowledge economy, knowledge is food. *

* She also said that she couldn't find any rural people. *

* Yes, there are many relatives and many things. *

* Parents must have labor insurance. *

Yes, I won't bother you when I get old. *

* My mother says architecture is a must. *

Of course, it is too difficult for two people to buy a house on salary. *

* My mother said that feelings can be cultivated slowly, and life should be practical. *

* Wait, don't listen to your mother like this. *

* I just don't listen, so I haven't found someone yet. *

(XIX)

* My sister's boyfriend is only 1.65 meters tall. *

* Isn't she only 1.5 meters? *

* His financial conditions are not very good. *

She looks like a normal person. *

* But he only runs a small business, and his future is bleak. *

Isn't your sister a temporary worker? This is called the right person, okay? *

* What age is appropriate? *

Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay? By the way, what happened to your rich boyfriend? *

* We broke up. *

* Why? *

* The distance is too far. *

(20)

* In fact, he has good conditions, and I regret it. *

* If you go back in time, would you choose him? *

* No *

Didn't you say you regretted it?

* But I was only 22 years old that year. Is he good enough for me? *

Haoer grew up to seven years old. One day, I said unconvinced, "Why do you always tell me to sleep alone at night?"

Mom: "You are already a little adult in our family!" " "

Hao said, "Dad is an adult, why are you still sleeping with me?"

"We are married, so we have to sleep together," mom replied.

Hao thought for a moment and said, "Mom, I want to marry you, too."