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What is the mascot of Changzhou Kangle Valley?
Jiong is the last living alien mechanical dog in the world and the mascot of Playful Valley. The mysterious birthmark on his face, big and small flashing eyes and the iconic red striped tie are his portrayal.
In order to balance the discomfort of alien constitution in life on earth, there is a strong demand for chlorophyll, which is an outstanding representative of healthy diet. The brain is a biological computer structure, its IQ is 200+ higher than that of ordinary human beings, it loves all secular elements, has a keen sense of gossip and an internationalist spirit of entertaining the public.
When playing in the valley, sometimes he will enthusiastically guide the direction for tourists, and sometimes he will interact with tourists to "talk big and play". Nearly a hundred kinds of weird expressions and unique funny skills will bring endless fun to tourists.
Official title: Jiong
English name: Robert
Place of birth: the ninth planet of CC galaxy
Growing place: Playful Valley
Favorites: vegetable salad, embarrassing jokes, stripe control.
The most annoying thing: LADY GAGA in a piece of meat.
PS: it's exported to CC.zone (to find mother donkey)
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