I once read a joke or article on the Internet. The content was that a child failed several exams. When he told his parents about his results, he said that he was still short of xx points this time.

The same joke as the title. . And extended jokes

Dad; Son, I heard your test results came out.

Daying; Yes.

Dad, Daying, take out your paper and let me see it.

? (Daying solemnly took out a paper with a score of fifty-nine points)

Daying (handed the paper to his father, and then said to his father seriously); Dad, Here you go this is my latest achievement!

? Dad (after opening the paper): Why are you still one point short? !

? Daying (said seriously) Dad, didn’t you say that as long as you work hard, you will achieve new results?

? Dad; Yes, what’s wrong?

? Daying: My last math test was five points, and this time it improved by fifty-four points. Isn’t this my latest achievement?

Dad; "Son, have your test results come out today?"

Damiao; "Yes, Dad."

Dad; How about it?

Da Miao; quite stable.

Dad, show me the paper!

(Damiao frowned and handed the report card to his father)

Dad (annoyed after reading the results); Is this what you said is that the results are quite stable? !

Da Miao: So your temper is quite stable.

Da Miao: (hands Xiao Miao’s report card to dad) Dad, this is Xiao Miao’s report card.

Dad (took the report card from the big temple, then opened the report card, saw that they all failed, and shouted angrily); Call me from the small temple! ! ! !

The big temple; I’m afraid, the small temple won’t be able to come back.

Dad; what’s wrong?

Big temple; small temple, he. . . . . .

Dad; tell me!

Big temple; he jumped off the building today because he couldn't think about it. . . . . It seems that he jumped from the 18th floor.

Dad, where is the 18th floor? !

Big Temple: It is the roof of our house. . . .

Dad, why do you have the report card in your hand? !

Damiao: He forgot his report card on the table in the classroom.

Dad, why don’t you stop it?

Damiao: I wanted to stop him, but he jumped down as soon as I reached the top of the building.

Xiao Bing: Report, Dad, I have completed your glorious mission!

Dad, please tell me your mission!

Xiao Bing (took out his fifty-point math paper and handed it to his father); I have completed half of your glorious mission for you!

Dad (took the paper from Xiaobing’s hand, then opened it and read it); Okay, son!

(After Xiaobing’s father finished speaking, he took out a feather duster from his house.); Son, another task today. It’s going to be left to me and my feather duster to finish!