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Brothers send friends circle copywriting

A brother sends a copy to a circle of friends (selected 64 sentences). A brother doesn't "help" you, but "works for" you. 2. Brother is the first person who wants to tell you when you get into trouble. He just scolds you for being an idiot and blames you for looking for something for him, but the next day you find out that he helped you with all the big and small things. 3. A brother is someone who accepts the gift you gave him without saying thank you. 4. A brother is someone who mercilessly criticizes the team you support while watching the ball and doesn't give you a chance to talk back. A brother is someone who laughs at you when you are poured over, but is too tired to carry you home. 6. A brother is when you need help most. He will appear at the first time. He may not be able to help you, but he will definitely appear, stand by you, and always accompany you to cry, laugh and suffer. 7. A brother is someone who was caught by the teacher when you passed him a message during the exam, and he said he forced you to do so himself. 8. A brother is someone who usually swears at you and claims that he won't bother others when he sees you, but when you are upset, he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn. 9. Brothers usually say that you can't sing with five tones, but it's worse to compete with you for a microphone in KTV than anyone else. 1. A brother is the one who scolded your ancestors for 18 generations when quarreling with you, put up his middle finger and leaned against SBJB, which made you feel ashamed, but you just can't hate him. 11. No matter how much trouble a brother gives you, he just spits out his tongue and apologizes to you, instead of asking you for forgiveness in tears. 12. A brother is the one who sticks up his middle finger at you when he is fine, leans back and says you are an idiot, but he is the first person to jump out to help you when something happens. 13. Brothers don't celebrate your victory, but accompany you to tide over the difficulties. 14. A brother is someone who sends 1 messages to comfort you when you are lovelorn, and later laughs at your lovelorn appearance. 15. A brother is when you call him in the middle of the night. He asks you what's the matter nervously first, and then he starts complaining about you after learning that it's nothing serious. 16. A brother is someone who takes you home with no regrets when you get drunk and vomit all over him. 17. A brother is someone who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at your underwear for being too small. 18. Brothers don't laugh with you happily, but cry with you sadly. 19. A brother is someone who grabs a cigarette and says it's not good to smoke when you feel depressed and want to smoke, but smokes it himself. 2. A brother is a person who chews a hamburger twice and then continues to chew it. 21. A brother always talks about "a man doesn't cry lightly", but he will cry like a child in front of you. 22. A brother is happy because you are happy, but he is sad and doesn't want you to be sad with him. 23. Brother is that you brought the extra-curricular books to school and were found by the teacher, but he said that the books were his and insisted on helping you get them back. 24. A brother is someone who doesn't have the same hobbies as you and forces himself to be interested in what you like. 25. A string of sincere wishes and an extraordinary heart are sent to your heart in a deer cart of love, offering my infinite blessings! 26. Merry Christmas! Happy mood! Business is booming! Good luck is piled up by my blessings! Happy winter! 27. Don't think my socks stink. I called that Santa Claus and I want to treat you as my Christmas present! 28. On Christmas Eve, I will pray for you from afar with my truest heart-always safe and happy. 29. Merry Christmas. Send the gift quickly if you read the text message, or you will be fidgety this Christmas Eve. Do you hear that, fool? 3. I've always wanted to thank you. Thank you for appearing in my life. I've always wanted to tell you that I really love you. 31. The most precious thing in the world is not' can't get' and' lost', but happiness that can be grasped now. 32. Haven't you received the gift yet? Then go to sleep! Your burping scared Santa Claus. 33. Santa Claus said: Come to the carnival and there are many gifts waiting for you. At the same time, you will be lucky, happy and excited to forget everything about me. 34. Christmas greetings: if you miss it, you can't finish it; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten! 35. Being sick is not terrible. As long as you have faith, recovery is not a dream. Take illness as a challenge and faith as a weapon, you can win! 36. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year's Day, Happy Spring Festival, Happy Valentine's Day, Happy holidays and everything goes well. 37. Morning glory found the vine; Parthenocissus found the wall; I met you; So they can't be separated anymore! 38. In this annual Christmas, please God give me courage and strength. I must say those three words to you: Pay back the money quickly! 39. Santa Claus said that he would put presents in our socks this year. So, you should stay with me on Christmas Eve! 4. Santa Claus asked me to say to you: Merry Christmas; In addition, he asked me to ask you for a gift, thank you! 41. I am unforgettable because I know you, happy because I like you, and satisfied because I can get your love. 42. I believe that blessing is what we need; What can be blessed is lovely; In the beloved Christmas, I deeply wish you! 43. Christmas is coming. Do you know that I am thinking about you in a corner, and at this moment, my thoughts are shuttling between our hearts. 44. The whisper of blessing taps on your ear, so that happiness can accompany Santa Claus quietly and surround you forever. 45. A blessing expresses a wish, and a deep friendship lasts forever. May every moment be filled with warmth and joy, merry Christmas and joy every year! 46. An unswerving friendship, with thousands of blessings, sends warm greetings to my missing friends: Merry Christmas! 47. The stars are still shining and the passion is still burning. I exist because I have a dream. You are young in your field, and I am tireless on my road. 48. Christmas is the most human and caring season, just like sunny June, when roses reveal fragrance. 49. People live because of hope. No matter what setbacks you have suffered, my friend, when the sun rises again, you will find that life is so beautiful. 5. May all happiness follow you, and it's spring. Bowing is autumn. May all happiness accompany you. The full moon is a painting, and the lack of the moon is a poem. 51. There are plenty of fish in the sea. She is just a small episode in your life. No one can confiscate anyone's happiness. You swear that you will have a smile. 52. May the laughter and joy of Christmas haunt you forever. I wish you: 7 happiness a week, Pepsi, Fanta! 53. Although we seldom contact, you in my heart forever, no matter how far away we are, wish you a Merry Christmas! 54. On this holy holiday, please accept my beloved feelings: I wish you happiness and happiness! 55. Life is like tea, with a faint fragrance, a soft state of mind and a warm truth. That delicate fragrance, that mellow, that indifferent taste in silence, embodies the connotation of life. 56. Every day is actually a kind of mood. Everyone passing by is actually a fate. Every road is cold and summer, but it is actually a landscape. 57. The splendor of life is not how much you remember, but how much you forget. Only by giving up while walking can you go further. 58. Face every day of life with a calm mind, face the storm and face it bravely. After going through the storm, the beauty of the rainbow is waiting for you in the scenery ahead. At this time, the ordinary and the light are a kind of happiness. 59. Plain is true. Tomorrow, the sun will shine all over the world, and we will also start our seemingly plain but colorful life. 6. People's fate seems unpredictable. In fact, every step we take today has already laid the groundwork for tomorrow. Everything we do, like the seeds we sow casually, ends up with our own fruits. 61. When we come to this world and are its masters, this period of time is a period of enjoyment. (bidushe) When we leave this world, whether it is good or painful, it is time to let go. 62. In a boundless life, there are always some people who can't stay, and there are always some things that can't be avoided. Don't worry about those past events. 63. Only the heart knows how far the road is. In fact, the most beautiful journey is constant experience, constant arrival and constant departure. 64. Know how to be grateful, learn to thank life better and live happily. Sorrow and pain, no matter how worrying and uncomfortable, will be left in the past and discarded last night, just as time passed away in the past.