2011all the cold jokes in Happy Camp on the evening of May 7th.

1. Why does the cock jump higher than the tree? A: Because trees can't jump.

2. What kind of beans do mung beans belong to? A: Red beans (because mung beans are bleeding)

3. What kind of beans are red beans beaten into? Black eyed peas (black eyes)

4. What happened after a lovely pig went abroad? A: Pig (meaning "pig" in English)

5. What are dark horses and pink horses? A shy horse.

6. A rabbit is running. It jumps and runs with its left foot, jumps and runs with its right foot, and then squats and runs slowly. Why? A: Because it is willing.

7. There are sheep, cows and pigs. They are hungry. When they saw the convenience store, they wanted to eat ... Haitao suddenly said: it won't close for 24 hours!

8. There are cannibals. They flew, and the stewardess asked them to order. They said they wanted a passenger list.

9. The cannibal came to new york again and saw that He Laoshi wanted to eat He Laoshi. No, this is the first chair in China. See Nana want to eat nana, can't eat. She is stupid, and we will become stupid if we eat it; See Lin Chi-ling want to eat Lin Chi-ling, can't eat, take her back, let your mother eat.

10, why are you sleeping? A: The bed won't come and let you sleep.

1 1. For example, if there is a car, He Laoshi is the main driver, Show Lo is the co-pilot and Nana is in the back seat. Whose car is this? A: For example ("For example" is a person's name)

12, note: A is one person and B is another.

You must repeat what I said.

The grass is green.

The grass is green.

A: The grass is actually red.

B: The grass is actually red.

A: The grass is actually green and red.

B: The grass is actually green and red.

Guess what color the grass is?

B: ........