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Poems and couplets about mathematics

1. What are the mathematical poems and mathematical couplets?

1\ In ancient times, someone posted a unique couplet at the door: the first couplet: 2233445, the second couplet: 6677889. The horizontal batch is: 2473. This is a special couplet, which is composed of numbers, and it is a hidden couplet. The first couplet lacks "one" and the second couplet lacks ".

It turns out that this family is telling people about the darkness of society by using digital couplets! 2. After Sima Xiangru became an official in the Western Han Dynasty, he abandoned his wife Zhuo Wenjun. Zhuo Wenjun noticed this and wrote him a letter. Among them, there was an interesting poem "Wen Jun's Complain" by digital poetry: "After a farewell, we missed each other.

just say March and April, but who knows five or six years. The lyre has no intention to play, the eight-line script cannot be passed on, the nine-ring chain is broken from it, and the ten-mile pavilion looks through.

there are hundreds of thoughts and thousands of thoughts, so I have no choice but to blame Lang. A thousand words can't be finished, and you are bored.

On the ninth day, you can see the lonely geese. In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival is full of people. Burning incense and holding a candle in July ask heaven, and everyone shakes my heart in the dog days of June.

In May, pomegranate is like a fire, but it is watered by cold rain. In April, loquat is not yellow, so I want to be confused about the mirror. In a hurry, the peach blossoms drifted with the water in March and the kite string was broken in February.

ow! Lang Lang, I wish you would be a woman and I would be a man in the next life. " Xiangru was very moved after reading it, and made up with Zhuo Wenjun.

3. In the Southern Song Dynasty, Bao Zhao also wrote an interesting poem "Several Poems": "One thing is Kansai, and the family is all over Shandong. Two years from Chehe, lent to Ganquan Palace.

After the National Day of the Three Dynasties, Xiumu returned to the old state. There is a long way to go, and the light cover is flying.

Five Hou Xiang farewell, high meeting gathering Xinfeng. Six music Chen Guangzuo, the ancestral account reveals the spring breeze.

seven sets of long sleeves, singing the following bells. Eight treasures are full of carvings, and the dishes are wrong.

Nine clans * * * look forward to being late, and friends and guests respect each other. After ten years of study, there is nothing, and goodness is once passed. "

4. In the Southern Dynasties, Fan Yun of Qi and Liang also wrote a poem "Several Poems": "A drum is full of energy, and courage is different. The two places are clear, and the male tiger is a group.

the three rivers are still noisy, and the rafters are jumping up and down. Four patrols are stationed in the Qing dynasty, and the jade is vast.

fifty is comfortable, and flags are colorful every day. A good family in six counties, Mu Yiqing joined the army.

seven times before winning the United States, Ke Junjia heard about it. Eight tones in the complex law, will be an sixun.

since the nine lives are restored, it is appropriate to divide the gold and silver. Ten difficulties lead to a good road, and I look forward to Qingyun. "

5. Quan Deyu, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, also wrote a poem "Several Poems": "A house in the first district is filled with pride, and there is no desire. Two hectares of Jizitian, the age of Yan is often self-sufficient.

three ends are tired, and things are tied back. If the four bodies are not diligent, they will have a good harvest.

Five marquis is sincere, honorable or even humiliating. Six purlins have not touched Xiang, and Yu Luo Nai touches each other.

seven people are called authors, but there is a distance between them. Bagui is quite strange, and the forest shines at the beginning of Xu.

Nine songs hurt Zepan, and complaining only spurs. There is a motto in the Ten Wings, and you are quiet and grateful. "

6. In the Qing Dynasty, there was a poem "Ten Deeds" by digital poetry, which mocked the history of southern canon. It was really hilarious. The poem said, "It's an honor to live a life. Two bamboo planks dragged on, 3 pieces of money were won, spread everywhere, 5 pieces were beaten, six years' salary was paid off, seven people in the hall relied on it, 8 people kept clean and borrowed it, and nine products made up for it. I was very happy."

7. The red boudoir chants, most of which are brilliant and brilliant, especially the miscellaneous poems. Qing Yan Yan Ying Zhu's "A Brief Biography of Wu Xuesu, a Collection of Young Ladies" says: "Wu Xuesu, a native of Louxian County, Jiangsu Province, edited and edited Gu Weiquan's room and wrote" Poems in the Shady Green Pavilion ".

A virtuous poet is quick. According to legend, Xu Lianyuan's famous book "always in my heart" is an elegant collection of Dongshan, and its proposition is limited to brook, west, chicken, qi and crow rhyme, and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, two, three, four, five, nine, ten, three, four, three, four, four, four, four, four, At that time, fame and lodging were difficult, and Gu Taishi was loyal to his language.

when a pen is used to extend a paper, it will be uniform immediately, and it will be told by the art forest. As the poem goes:' A hundred-foot-long building is covered with a stream, and seven fragrant cars break five Lingxi.

The Six Bridges look at the Sanxiang River in the distance, and for eight years, the chickens are frightened in the middle of the night. The wind is rushing to Shuang Yan in September, and the clouds are blooming in all directions.

Zi Gui is puzzled and worried, and he crows twice at midnight.' 8. The sequel to Zhengshi contains a poem by Lan Yan with the same topic and the same body, which says: "Sixty-seven Yuanyang plays a brook, and people are pregnant with twenty-four bridges to the west.

A half-life book breaks three autumn geese, and Wan Li hangs on his mind for five nights. Silkworms have done their best, and birds have given birth to eight or nine children.

If you feel sorry for your heart, your knife and ruler will make you cry. " 9. Qing Kuang Shu's Miscellaneous Poems and Banknotes contains the female history Yang Jiduan (word Gu Xue, Suining, Sichuan) and "Mouth is Man Cheng" cloud: "Twelve dry rivers and half streams, colorful six bridges west.

two peaks are dark and three spring dreams, and a courtyard is full of flowers and chickens for five nights. The crane is healthy and healthy, and the book is divided into four bodies and eight lines.

Where Taoist Yin Qi goes, the hundred-foot-high orioles crow again. " This poem is also limited to the rhyme of brook, west, chicken, qi and crow, and uses seventeen characters such as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand, two, half, double and ruler.

Compared with the previous works by Wu Xuesu and Lan Yan, only one word "Zhang" is used less. 1. In the inspection of Miscellaneous Poems and Notes, there are also two poems by Xu Zhaokui, always in my heart, which are also similar to this style: "There are three states in Wan Li, and there are six or seven terraces painting the west of the bridge.

eight thousand books are sent to nine autumn geese, and twelve intestines are sent back to chickens for five nights. When the curtain is half, the knees are half, and when the eyebrows are flush.

I'm looking for a knife ruler in the slim room, so I can dispel my four worries and cry. " Also: "Children play in front of the stream in June and July, and beautiful women live in Gexi in February and August.

Chi Su dreams of thousands of miles of carp, and half a bed is full of worries about five chickens. It is difficult to determine the period of September, autumn and October, and the four roads are uneven.

a million ileum around the zhangs' room, lifting two tears and crying. " (4) digital poetry's always in my heart was recorded in Qing Kuang Zhouyi's Essays on Dining Cherry Blossoms, which was the champion of the Spring and Ming Poetry Society.

the poem says, "Six songs surround the Jiuqu River, and ruler books are sent to western Liaoning for five nights. The Milky Way fills magpies in the autumn of Tanabata, and the jade pillow listens to chickens in the middle of the night.

the road is about to break, and the spring festival begins in 28. Love is like a heart, and the mountains are deep in April. "

11, 12, and enjoy two pairs of clever number couplets. First, "yuan gui at the beginning of Luoshui offered Rui, and the number of Yin was nine, the number of Yang was nine, and the number was 9981. The number was connected with the Tao, and the Tao was in harmony with the original Buddha, and it was a sincere feeling; Qishan Danfeng has two auspicious sceneries, male singing six, female singing six, six, six, six, and thirty-six. It is heard in the sky, and the emperor Jiajing was born, and he has no boundaries. "

This is a couplet written by Yuan Wei in the Ming Temple (see Ming Shen Defu's Wan Li Ye Bu Bian). There is another cloud in the couplet of the Temple of the World: "The grass of the spirit is written in writing, and the number of days is five, the number of places is five, and the number is five, and the number is born in the Tao. The Tao is in harmony with the original Buddha, and there is no respect for it; Cut off the bamboo tube to coordinate the law, the sound of yang is six, the sound of yin is six, six, six, thirty-six, and the sound is heard in the sky. The emperor Jiajing was born, and the emperor ruled for ten thousand years. "

This conjunction is related to the former General Assembly. 2. Poems and couplets with numbers

Looking at two or three miles at a glance, there are four or five smoke villages, six or seven pavilions and eighty or ninety flowers

Zhuo Wenjun: Sima Xiangru's wife.

Masterpiece digital poetry:

After a farewell, the two places are in suspense.

they all say March and April, but who knows five or six years.

the lyre has no intention of playing, and the eight-line script cannot be passed on.

the nine-ring chain is broken, and the ten-mile pavilion is eager to see!

a hundred thoughts, a thousand thoughts. Desperate, blame Lang.

a thousand words can't be finished, and you are bored.

On the ninth day, you can see the lonely geese. In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival is full of people.

In July and a half, I burn incense and hold a candle to ask heaven.

In the dog days of June, everyone shakes my heart.

Pomegranate is like fire in May, but it is watered by cold rain.

The loquat is not yellow in April, so I look at the mirror and feel confused.

in a hurry, the peach blossoms turn with the water in March;

it's falling, and the kite string is broken in February.

I hope that in the next life, you will come as a woman and I will be a man.

Flying Snow by Emperor Qianlong

One piece after another, two pieces, three pieces, four or five pieces.

six pieces, seven pieces and eight or nine pieces, all of which disappeared when flying into the reed flower.

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. When we get together and leave, we are happy and sad. Lying on a couch, in a dream all my life. Find a group of acquaintances, who will know each other for a while, play and sing for a while.

Mr. Huang Kan's 1 million and a half pairs of two in one two three four five six seven eight nine:

One Zhang Hong Qiang Yin Bi Xi, Liu Si thousands of feet Liu Lan Xi. It's hard to learn two-nest swallows, and half a pillow often hates chickens for five nights.

nine days of physical and mental dreams, and all the clouds and waters are in harmony. Ten out of ten, 7% or 8% is a false image, winning two tears in three spring.

Writing about Da Qiao Er Qiao in the Three Kingdoms:

A second Joe from Da Qiao,

Three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist,

Bought 567 toner,

Dressed up very beautifully.

Numbers are not only numerous, but also very interesting. Numbers can not only be embedded in poems to express love or resentment, but also be widely used in couplets.

According to legend, when Su Dongpo went to Beijing in the Song Dynasty to catch the exam, he made a couplet with embedded numbers:

One leaf was alone, sitting on two or three poets, using four oars and five sails, and passing through six beaches and seven bays, it was a pity that he was very late;

After ten years' cold window, I went to 98 academies, abandoned worldly desires, studied the Five Classics and Four Books, and passed the exam three times and two times. I must get in today.

Pu Songling's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio contains an old man of the Three Dynasties, in which there is a very interesting number couplet.

the story is that the prime minister of a certain dynasty once surrendered to the enemy, and his reputation was very bad. He retired from his hometown when he was old, and shamelessly built a shrine for himself, attracting many guests to stay, which was very lively.

The next morning, a plaque was hung on the living room of the shrine, with the title "Elder of the Three Dynasties". The couplet was:

1234567; Filial piety, faithfulness, courtesy, righteousness and honesty.

a prime minister is very strange. I don't know who hung it up.

Some people speculate on the meaning of this couplet, and think that the first couplet just implies "forgetting eight" (that is, the homonym of "tortoise"), while the second couplet implies "shameless".

It is amazing that an old scholar who was down and out all his life in the late Qing Dynasty wrote a number elegy for two local salt-carrying workers who died tragically:

Sweating, grinding two feet and starving for three meals, making it difficult to raise five people everywhere, climbing six counties and mountains, hating seven ditches, eight beaches and nine rivers, returning to one after nine, and getting a penny for a slight cold;

burning nine tents of charcoal, carrying eight bags of salt, discharging seven times, getting six times of danger, counting five lives, being annoyed in the four seasons, hanging up three children and two old people and one hall guest, one by one accumulating nine, and crying nine times a year.

Shao Yong, a Neo-Confucianism scholar in the Song Dynasty, wrote such a poem using numbers skillfully:

When you go to two or three miles, there are four or five smoke villages;

there are six or seven trees and eighty or ninety flowers in front of the door.

Before liberation, a teacher who lived in hunger and cold wrote such a doggerel:

He was dressed in a cheap cloth with chalk dust on his sleeves, and he didn't have enough for three meals, and he often frowned all the year round. Get up at five o'clock, eat for six classes (six classes in a row), and go shopping in all directions several times a week for seven days? If you don't pay for nine days, all ten families will stop cooking.

In modern times, some people also embed numerals in poems to satirize those bureaucrats with bad style. Such as:

serious, blind, three meals, four bodies are not diligent, the grain is not divided, the six gods are ignorant, the eight sides are imposing, and they can't sit still for nine (a long time), which is very mediocre. 3. The more couplets about mathematics, the better

1. Increase or decrease the extreme points in the interval

Convex-concave inflection point asymptotic line

Horizontal batch: derivative application

2. Inner heart, outer heart, center of gravity, center of gravity

key points, difficulties, doubts, and point centering

3. Sine theorem, cosine theorem. Square in the road is the future

4. Plane triangle, spherical triangle, saddle triangle, please don't fall in love with triangle

Euclidean geometry, Riemannian geometry, Roche geometry, and don't sigh about life geometry

5. Exponential function, logarithmic function, trigonometric function, and counting are full of hardships

Parallel straight lines, intersecting straight lines, non-planar straight lines and lines are deeply in love. With Jiu Si's ten creams,

teaching will be well done, and the drops of sweat will be sincere.

Ten volumes of poetry and nine chapters of Pythagoras, eight essays and seven latitudes of geography, together with the six arts, four books, five classics, three words and two elegant hearts,

teaching is tireless, and a little effort is made to cultivate English to make China

7. Quadrant knowledge symbol, Symbols judge the corner end

Horizontal criticism: trigonometric function law

8. Add, subtract, multiply and divide the number theory to calculate today's fate.

Pen, ink, paper, inkstone and Four Treasures of the Study draw tomorrow's deep love mandarin ducks

9. Dot, line and surface to build today's happy love flowers

Poetry and songs celebrate the future's warm and loving picture

1. Triangular equation function formula to calculate the couple's perfect match < p. Explain that the text praises Yuanyang's happy marriage

11. Love lasts forever, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are difficult to calculate

Good harmony and long life, and points, lines and surfaces are tolerant

12. Time is limited, and you are elected as the coordinate of life

Pursuit has no maximum value. You must solve the life equation

13. Don't love the past single derivative

and look at the Kesashige integral

14. Add, subtract, multiply and divide to join the knot

midline, perpendicular bisector, thread knot

15. Add, subtract, multiply and divide to algebra for a hundred years and combine

point, line, surface and body knot geometry to grow old together

16. Calculate the number formula 9. Round combination

17. Monomial, polynomial, rational formula, irrational formula, clear formula

Analysis method, synthesis method, analogy method, reduction to absurdity method, and law method are important

18. The number is tangible, the shape is added, and the combination of numbers and shapes shows great power

The cause leads the fruit, the cause leads the cause, and the cause is connected with the effect. The solution is flexible to solve problems. 2. The length of the sun, the moon and the sun in the shape of Li Gan Kun

21. The concave function convex function concave convex convex convex highlights the algebraic feelings < P > The false proposition true proposition false truth shows the geometric life

22. The exponential function logarithmic function trigonometric function, the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of numbers are difficult to calculate < P > Parallel straight lines intersect straight lines with different planes, and the lines, points, lines and planes can not be wrapped up

23. Think about elementary algebra, analytic geometry, set theory, integral equation, how profound it is, how profound it is to look at the ancient and modern times, and how surprised it is to count the vast sea, the mountains are faintly < P > 1, miles of the Yangtze River, how many people have scoured it, how many Newton's it is, and how many Newton's it is to cross the bridge Euler.