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Crazy alien classic sentence 15
Second, which star are you from?
Third, I am a monkey.
Fourth, destroy it! Too tired!
5. Do living people hold their urine?
Six, the earth to you, you casually!
Seven, authentic aliens can spell.
Those who commit crimes against our planet will be punished in distant places.
Nine, aliens will be soaked into medicinal liquor when they come to the earth.
10. I really have to go back this afternoon. The leader wants to see me.
XI。 Have you forgotten what this place is? This is China!
Twelve, big brother, this is money, you can't burn it, it's illegal to burn RMB!
Thirteen, do you think aliens are people? Does he not even protect animals?
Fourteen, when is it to ask so many questions, the earth will change hands!
Fifteen, are there too many dark clouds to find a home? Come to me for a temporary residence permit with valid documents from your planet.
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