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Tell a few jokes about the national football team. Investment skills in the national football team: If you can start from 1990, just take out a small amount of 1000 yuan in each national football game, the more the better, never buy or win, just gamble and lose! Then you are a millionaire now, with about 4.59 million remitted to your account. What stocks, bank financing? Believe me, these are not as stable as the national football team! Not every kind of milk is called Telunsu, but there is a team that can lose. National football financing is worth having. I have seen that the national football can be brought back to life: everything is relative, and others are spraying the national football! I want to thank him for saving the life of a friend of mine. My buddy had a car accident last year and was hit into a vegetable. He has been in a coma in the hospital, and the doctor said there is no hope of waking up! Even so, one day when a little nurse came to take care of him, she happened to turn on the TV. At this time, it happened that the national football competition was going on, and my buddy miraculously woke up! Get up and turn off the TV!
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