A ghost story, in fact, is a joke ... A timid man came out of the cemetery and saw a red dot, so he hit it with a stone, and the red dot floated elsewhere and hit it again. the result is

I have been dating my girlfriend for more than a month! She asked me to meet her parents tonight! As soon as we met, her father asked me to chat on the balcony and said, "Young man, you have only known each other for a month. Do you know each other? " I took a deep breath of my cigarette and said, "I don't know, only that she likes grinding her teeth when she sleeps and has a scar on her thigh." "Son, it's cold outside. Let's talk inside!"