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Emotional intelligence, if used well, makes people feel like spring breeze, but if used badly, it hurts like a sword!

Today, after lunch, while there are still a few minutes to rest, two or three colleagues chatted, all of them were babysitters and only one pregnant woman, talking about family and mother-in-law.

I told last week's witch (a nickname of my mother-in-law, because she abused me N times and completely broke my heart, so she was called a witch in front of outsiders) and Wu Gong told her that I didn't know what my daughter was "plotting" and I caught her (this story will be told next time, not this time). Before I finished, I was interrupted by my colleague A.

My original intention is that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not good. Colleague a turned the corner and before I finished, she talked about her husband and began to love him. She didn't forget to tease me: you are so stupid. You see, I said Happy New Year's Day to my husband and immediately gave me a red envelope of 1 10,000. So everyone booed. I guess I was the only one sulking, but I didn't show it.

Colleague b asked me to go on. I said witches can't make complementary food. When I cooked it for my baby, she didn't heat it ... This time, before I finished, my colleague A grabbed the words: You can either let your husband cook it or order takeout. Pregnant colleagues also said: Yes, I will order takeout every day.

I thought, this doesn't get to my point at all. I said I am a complementary food, and you said take-away. Can pregnant women and children always eat takeout?

People seem to be still worried about me and "preaching" me, so I use this word, because my colleague A's next words are almost always from the perspective of my older sister or parents, educating me, for example, before my mother came to see me, I should be better to myself and use my husband. I can't listen to it anymore. What the fuck is this? You talk about the East and she talks about the West.

I explained: My mother is old. In my hometown, I look after my two grandchildren alone. My brother's family is two children, and the oldest has just turned 3 years old. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is already very tense. My brother-in-law still lives in my house, and so does my mother! Even so, she came to take care of my children for a few days, made daily videos, and sent things and money, which was also a wish of her grandmother. How can it be son preference? And your husband has a high income, a Beijing hukou, a house, a car and two children, and everything is stable, but I don't have these, so the pressure is great!

Colleague A: I said I struggled, too. I'm as old as you, and I have nothing.

Me: Now I'm in your primary stage. Isn't that tangled?

Colleague A: Then I'm not as tired as you. You see, you don't know how to buy cosmetics, eat well and wear well, and you don't spend the money your husband earns, sooner or later. ...

Is this a typical case of chatting to death?

Anyway, what she said later was really unbearable, but I didn't interrupt her and pretended to listen, but my heart was: you are a senior. Before you got married, your husband's household registration was in Beijing, your mother-in-law bought you a house to decorate, and your mother helped you look after two older children. What's your trouble? You know my family situation and you know my situation. As for this contrast and injury, I really feel cold in my heart!

In this world, there is always a kind of person, obviously the same kind of person, who in turn laughs at you. Really sad!

People who have been abused by their mother-in-law are all from similar families, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is similar. They are in the same boat and comfort each other. She also said we should be sisters. Why did the chat at noon suddenly change its style and make people unscrupulous?

Later, I learned that we are not the same! Her sense of self-superiority multiplied, her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law separated, and the contradictions disappeared. My mother-in-law also helped her take care of her baby (Bauer, female, just 1 year-old) and Dabao, female, who took care of themselves at the age of 5, and her husband never divorced again. On the contrary, everything is fine and she is in a good mood. No wonder she always shares information about him and her husband with us. And I'm still the bottom drift. If we compare, she is not a princess on high. I am still an ugly duckling standing still.

Therefore, I will talk less in the future, lest I be torn to pieces again. The so-called lovers talk more than half a sentence If you don't know each other's situation, it is unintentional to speculate on other people's intentions. Then, if colleague A clearly knows the other person's current situation and still calls names, is it the legendary person?

People's hearts are the most complicated, just like Qing Er, the former queen's maid in The Story of Yan Xi Palace, which gives people a gentle and kind feeling, but after she got married, she was cruel. Mingyu said she was not like this, but wreaths all said she was like that.

Workplace story, to be continued, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. ...