A joke that amused his wife.

A joke that amused his wife:

1, dung beetles: Actually, junk stocks are not bad.

2, hermit crab: backdoor listing is my strength.

3. Gecko: It's stuck. I can't help it Lose the tail and cut the meat.

4. Snails: Slow cows are better and more stable!

5. Dalmatia: My points have not increased since I was born and listed.

6. Fox: This grape is too high and has too much foam. I won't chase it.

7, monkey: chop and change, haha, yes, increased 1 point.

8. Monkey B: Hi! Look, look at my hips. Is this what you call red chips?

9. Carp: If you want to leap over the dragon gate and become a real dragon, you must follow the trend.

10, Crab: Hehe! Watch out! I specialize in making bubbles.

1 1, frog in the well: alas! Actually, I didn't want to come to this place either, but I accidentally stepped on it that day and fell down.

12, Tortoise: Dude, your plate is too big. You want to move it. Well, I don't think it's easy.

Tortoise: Hum! If your plate is small, it will be easily manipulated and fidgety.

13, Ma: Mom, I'm trapped. Who can untie me?

Ugly duckling: When I publish my annual report, you will find that I am actually a swan.

15, squid: stocks are investments, not stocks. Damn it, what are you most afraid of? Fried? Yes

16, Rabbit: Everyone should be careful. There is a farmer sitting in the tree in front. Run slowly, don't hit it.

17, Ant: We moved and reorganized our assets, and the price went up after a makeover!

18, Mouse: Our mouse barn is very hidden. Most people can't find it at all.

Tadpole: When I finish the share reform, I will become a frog.

20. Hen: Pre-increased performance announcement: I laid 40 eggs in the first quarter of this year. If each egg hatches a hen, each hen can lay 40 eggs in a quarter, and the pre-increased performance in the first quarter of this year will not be less than 65,438+0,000%.

A joke that amused his wife:

1, earthworm: After half a year, all projects are small tunnels. I hope that after the National Day, I can receive some big projects like Pangolin Brother.

2. Hippo: I want to know. People wear masks when the flu comes. Why can I only cover them with sheets? I just have a big mouth. Am I not qualified to wear a mask? I protest, I want to wear a mask, eleven, and so on to see if someone gives me a mask.

3. Spider: It's boring to always play on your own website. During the Eleventh Five-Year Plan period, we will try to make a friendship connection with several beautiful women and enlarge our network.

4, leather dog: it is uncomfortable when it comes to wrinkles. You must go for a face lift on National Day, lest your face fall to the ground.

5. shrimp: please be polite. I want to have a good rest for a few days on National Day. Will you stop firing me? I really dare not be red again, or I will die.

6. Leopard: I hope I can see a sparkling girlfriend when I meet you on the 11th. She doesn't like me? Money? , and it is my people.

7. Giraffe: After the National Day, the tough winter is coming. I really hope the cold can make my neck stiff. I hope the scarf factory can produce some scarves that we can use!

8. Mouse: Dogs are shameless and nosy. Their mouths are like knives. They bit me on the night of Mid-Autumn Festival. I dare to buy stab-resistant clothes on National Day.

9. cat: I want to draw a picture, and draw a beautiful one on my forehead? Wang? Take advantage of the National Day holiday to see who invites who to eat, eat more, and then gain weight.

10, centipede: I must have had a good time this holiday. Someone introduced me to a girlfriend who runs a shoe factory at home. Hey hey. . . . . .

1 1, Panda: Cell phone is turned off, QQ is invisible, and I work overtime every National Day. My boss doesn't know? Never give overtime pay, people are wrong, hum!

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