Who can help me find a Chinese humorous joke?

Father called the idiot and said, your father-in-law will come to see me tomorrow, and I can't see you on business. Today, let me say a few words. 1, he asked: When was the stone lion carved in front of your house? You answer: He Lao, the little beast asked. 2, he asked me, you answered, go to the famous mountain and play chess with famous monks; If he asks me when I will go home again, you answer, I will go home at dusk as early as possible and stay with the monk later; 3. If he asks about the paintings on the wall of this study, he will answer, ancient paintings in the Tang Dynasty; If you ask the inkstone on this table, answer it. This is a family heirloom. Idiot is passive.

The next day, my father-in-law arrived and was greeted by a fool. Yue: Where's your father? Idiot A: Little beast He Lao asked. Yue asked with a frown, where is your mother? Idiot replied: go to the famous mountain to play chess with famous monks, return at dusk and stay with monks at night; Yue said angrily, what is it? Answer: Ancient paintings of the Tang Dynasty. Yue was furious, struck the table and scolded: clown. The inkstone on the table jumped up and the idiot caught it. He smiled and replied: not a clown, but a family heirloom.