Funny sentences in life

1. The moment we passed by was so perfect. Aren't you afraid to twist your neck when you turn around

2. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me. .

4. Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

Don't be infatuated with elder brother, my sister-in-law will hit you.

6. Men have gold under their knees, and my feet have hair under their knees.

7. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

8. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

9. Grandpa Mao said that all those who don't want to get married are hooligans.

10. A person is like a coin of 1. The front is 1. Chrysanthemums are on the back.

1 1. Not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

12. Brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

13. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

14. You will be happy if you don't listen to me. That's why you don't understand my humor.

15. Brothels are full because people are lonely. -

16. Alas, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles. .

17. If you have money, you will lose your home. If you have no money, you will worship God.

18. chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane are you flying? Boeing 747.

19. Secret love is a successful pantomime, and it becomes a tragedy when it is spoken.

20. If someone uses a honey trap for me, I will cooperate.

2 1. I am not your little raccoon, so I can't have fun like you.

I am not a cold-blooded person, but you must not turn me into a cold-blooded person.

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake? ...

24. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. !

25. When robbing a bank, the robber said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

26. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

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