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What did Hua play? The general content of the story.

Girls all over the world love painters, while men love China. Master refused to admit that he loved China, but admitted that he still abused his ass. "White, I curse you in the name of God. This life will last forever, not dying, not hurting, not dying! " . .

The Spending Hub of Xian Xia's Love —— The splendor of Xian Xia's legend and the prohibition of the love between master and apprentice. Extreme abuse.

Smile step by step, grieve step by step, and rob the dust step by step.

Although the memory is very sad, I don't want to forget it with a smile.

I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness. However, I believe you!

Forbidden love that is not accepted by the world.

The pure and kind female apprentice fell in love with the detached master, and the theme itself doomed the abusive tendency of the article.

The hostess gave everything for love, but she never got the understanding of everyone, including Master, and was finally forced to become a demon god with blood on her hands.

The first half is relaxed, beautiful and romantic, which makes readers deeply love all beautiful people and things. In the second half, all these beautiful things were destroyed and filled with a strong tragic color, which made readers want to stop.

Xian Xia's background is magnificent, his content is bizarre and fantastic, his love is poignant and touching, his plots are interlocking, and there are many suspense.

Forbidden love between master and apprentice-the most heartbreaking Gu Yan classic!

Tear index: ★★★★★★★

China (ordinary, but has a mysterious life):

Bai, have I seen you on the yellow mud road, by the forgotten river, by the Sansheng stone and at the bridge of Naihe River?

You don't know, in the reincarnation of your turn, I have been beyond redemption.

You are the gentlest and most heartless person in the world. I have nothing for you. All these scars are due to you. Between you and me, it has been a long time since we broke up.

I've worked hard for so many years, but I still don't understand you. Now, I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand.

Bai, I have 103 swords, 17 holes, and I am covered with scars. There's not a place you haven't given me. Sixteen years in prison, plus these two lives, I have paid off everything I owe you. I lost my mind and Gong Ling was destroyed. From now on, I will break up with you.

I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can turn back now?

I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!

Bai, in the name of God, I curse you: this life, eternal life, neither old nor dead, neither hurt nor immortal.

Bai, I have never regretted what I did in my life. But if I can start over, I will never fall in love with you again.

Bai (immortal, master of Hua):

How can you be so cruel? Let me kill you myself and leave me alone? If you want something, just say it. Right or wrong, I will give it to you. Love for you, for your people. If the six realms fall, what do we care? Do we care if these people live or die? I will take you anywhere you want. Don't leave me.

Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I won't live long, I'm not in the six realms, I'm not in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself.

Killing thousands of strangers (the demon king of the underworld, but Hua is regarded as her sister);

Bai, if you dare to hurt her for one of your apprentices, I will kill you.

If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world.

Sunny in the east:

Perhaps, he gave up, betrayed and paid more for you than you did. ......

However, obviously, I pushed her to Bai myself.

However, I know she will love Bai.

However, it is clear that under love, there is an abyss. ......

Why still desperate love? ......

If, at the beginning, he could be more selfish and keep her around, would it change her fate?

However, he is not qualified to give it to China, nor can he afford it to her.

All he has to do is look at her and be with her.

XuanYuanLang (emperor on earth):

What do you mean, stay away from her? What a joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gan Kun!

I don't want to be the emperor on earth. I want to leave everything behind and be free, even if I am a fairy with you. ......

But for so many years, he did nothing for her. ......

The fate of man, all the responsibilities are on him, which makes him breathless.

He can't get rid of it. ......

The only thing he can do for her is to wait for her until she comes back. ......

A loved one loves a person, but he will never look back at the person who loves him deeply.

No one is destined to be happy. ......

Bai: An extraordinary, unsmiling and heartless master.

Xuanyuanlang, Handan, Hao Yue: Noble and extraordinary, overbearing and generous, Lang Lang Gankun's Royal Highness.

Oriental Yuqing: resourceful, good at medical skills, gentle and affectionate.

Sha Qianmo has a pair of burning eyes: heartless, charming, purple and red eyes.

There is no moon in the south: this is a disaster on earth, and the full moon has become an invincible and lovely truth.

Ending:

-"Bai, I have never regretted what I did in my life. But if I can start over, I will never fall in love with you again. "

What an immortal and indestructible man. An Oracle decided his eternal pain.

Living like a monster, when she has the power of the devil god, is that right? However, she can at least choose to die, choose to die in her own hands, but deprived him of the right to die.

She loves the world, but hates him alone.

Bai burst out laughing, his eyes were red and his face was full of tears.

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How can you be so cruel?

Let me kill you myself and leave me alone?

If you want something, just say it. Right or wrong, I will give it to you.

Love for you, for your people.

If the six realms fall, what do we care? Do we care if these people live or die?

I will take you anywhere you want.

Don't leave me.

Gradually fascinated, gradually unable to stop, I have to say, I was moved, it was a shock, shocked my soul, and the pain was out of control.

It's just that the apprentice likes the master.

Then he was killed by his master.

Then come back to life.

Then he killed him.

Then come back to life.

Finally with her master.

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Flower-she is the last god in the world. Because she has a special smell that attracts ghosts, she has been haunted by demons since childhood. When she was born, all the flowers in the city withered, so she was named Hua. Naive personality, but dare to love and hate, love my master to the end.

Changliushan Shenbai is the highest fairy in the celestial world and one of the four immortals. He is aloof and aloof, aloof from the world, and a fallen fairy figure. He loves Xiao Gu, but he never dares to say it. In order to protect Xiao Gu, he would rather hurt her to cover up the fact that Xiao Gu is a demon god. In the end, he went crazy for 30 years to kill Xiao Gu himself, and finally ended up in Xiao Gu's reincarnation.

Sha Qianmo, the demon king, controls the whole demon world. He is extremely good-looking, so he has always been regarded as his sister by Xiao Gu (in other words, killing his sister is really super loving ~). Before I met Xiao Gu, I liked a girl named Liu Xia, who was also a long-term disciple. Because Xiao Gu is similar to Liu Xia, I always subconsciously protect Xiao Gu's safety at any time, and also to compensate Liu Xia's guilt. At first, I just took Xiao Gu as Liu Xia, but in the end, I got along with Xiao Gu for a long time and I fell in love with Xiao Gu. In the battle of the celestial world, I killed Xiao Gu for a long time, facing the whole celestial world, and was later killed.

Sunny in the east, black-bellied scholar, master of different rotten cabinets. He is romantic, familiar with heaven and earth, cynical, gentle and affectionate-(only for Xiao Gu). He was reincarnated at the age of 25, secretly manipulating everything, just conforming to heaven and earth, borrowing his life for Qian Gu for five years in the afterlife, and finally destroying him. At first, I approached Xiao Gu only for my own purpose, but in the end, I fell in love with Xiao Gu and became a rival in love with Bai Zi ~ (when I met Xiao Gu for the second time, I became the father of sweet baby, and Xiao Gu was my mother, very warm ~).

Mo Yan, the Buddha of Changliu Mountain, has a strict personality and Xiao Gu is afraid of him. When he was young, he had a child with a woman, who became Zhu Ran. Although I don't like him very much, he is still a good man on the whole, and at least finally agreed to let Xiao Gu be with Master (this is also my most gratifying place. Wow, forgive him, Kaka ~)

Sweet baby, an ugly brother's spirit worm, grew up with little bone blood, little bone's best friend, cute personality ~ and Luo Yi had an affair, but it seems that Brother Eleven liked sweet baby for the first time, and chose Eleven as a girl as an adult. At that time, Xiao Gu had been imprisoned at the bottom of the sea by Master 16 years. Knowing the position of Xiao Gu from Xiao Shui, he went to save Xiao Gu, but was killed by the jealous neon sky, which was her death.

Eleven-disciple of Sakyamuni in Changliu Mountain, who has a good relationship with Xiao Gu and likes sweet baby. Later, Xiao Gu was killed by the death of Sweet Baby, but in the end, she was resurrected because of Xiao Gu's death, but she lost her memory, but she was still very good to Sweet Baby (finally failed Sweet Baby ~).

XuanYuanLang, a teenager foreseen by Mao Shan when he was seeking Tao on a small bone, was a mixed disciple to the east of Luohe. At that time, he was still a prince on earth, and later he became an emperor on earth because of the palace. My heart is a kind of unclear feeling for bones, and I always thought I liked bones. But I finally drank light water.

Light water-a girl Xiao Gu met for the first time when she stayed. Xiao Gu is a good friend. Disciples carry a clear stream of rotten wood. I like XuanYuanLang, and I gave up the chance to become an immortal for XuanYuanLang. Later, I was jealous of my sister-in-law for XuanYuanLang and stabbed her with my sword. But I finally figured it out, blocked a palm for Xiao Gu, and ended up with XuanYuanLang.

The sky is full of neon-the apple of Penglai Island's eye. He studied magic since he was a child and is a vicious female companion. I have been struggling with Xiao Gu since I entered the long stay. I like Brother Eleven. I am a disciple of Brother Eleven. It was also the first time that she discovered that Xiao Gu liked Master. After Xiao Gu was punished, she disfigured Xiao Gu with unfeeling water and finally broke her arm for nothing. Don't forget to hurt the little bone until you die. It's really bad to the bone ~

Shengxiao Mo-a long-term Confucian, lazy by nature, is also a very caring person.

Bamboo Dye-Mo Yansheng's youngest son, later accepted him as an apprentice. I like Liu Xia but don't believe her, watching her die on the fairy column. Knowing his true identity, he jumped into the pool of greed, disfigured himself and ran into the wild. Character should be ruthless, but it can also be regarded as a rescuer of wild bones. Although Xiao Gu became a demon god, he used Xiao Gu's private opinions to do many bad things, and finally sacrificed his life for Xiao Gu in exchange for a trace of Xiao Gu's soul.

Purple fragrance is lighter than summer-a painting that was originally a purple fairy in the fairy world, fell in love with white, became a fallen fairy, fell into the magic road, but still remembered.

You Ruo, the great-great granddaughter of the Jade Emperor in the Fairyland, was born as a fairy. It turned out that the soul was sealed in Goulanyu worn by Xiao Gu. When the seal is lifted, the soul comes out. She is very lovely by nature. Xiao Gu's apprentice (though she received it for nothing) was reincarnated as an abortion, that is, the ambiguous monk Yan Yue.