A list of contents and materials of campus handwritten newspaper

Campus jokes (1)

1. I was half asleep in an English class, and the teacher asked me, "Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?"

Oh, I don't know, so I have to guess: "Well, fruit …" The teacher's voice was eight degrees higher: "What?" Fortunately, I was clever and quickly have it both ways said, "It's vegetables, vegetables!" The teacher finally couldn't bear it: "I asked you to translate this sentence!" "

2. The medical college professor gave a lecture to the interns: "In order to make a more accurate judgment, we must know the patient's genetic history." The next day, an intern asked a patient who had just arrived, "How did you hurt your leg?" A: "It was hit by a car." Intern "Did your father and grandfather get hit by a car?"

3. A foreign student took part in the "Putonghua Speech Contest" at the university. His opening remarks were as follows: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have to apologize to you first. I can't speak Putonghua well. My relationship with your language is like my relationship with my wife. I love it very much, but I can't control it. "

4. Teacher: "The sanitary inspection of the dormitory will begin soon. What should you do if your sheets are so dirty?"

monitor: "turn it over and deal with it." Student: "It's all turned over!"

campus classroom etiquette (2)

don't be late for school, don't leave early, and don't miss classes. Once you are late, you should shout at the door of the classroom: "Report!" Don't enter until the teacher signals, and apologize to the teacher!

When the bell rings, we should go back to the classroom immediately and get ready for class! After the teacher enters the classroom, stand up and say hello to the teacher!

don't make small gestures or whisper in class. When the teacher asks questions about himself, he should immediately stand up and answer loudly.

after the bell rings, if the teacher hasn't announced the class, still listen quietly. When the teacher announces the class is over, he should stand up and wait for the teacher to leave the classroom before moving freely.

Campus Poetry (3)

Walking into a beautiful campus,

Books sound loud on campus.

step into the gorgeous forest,

there is sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance.

Come to the warm classroom,

There are dear teachers there.

Run to the vast playground.

There are happy partners there.

I love the beautiful campus,

I love the gorgeous Woods, ()

I love the warm classroom,

I love the vast playground!

Speech on Caring for the Campus (IV)

Dear teachers and students:

Good morning, everyone! I'm Google on a surface from Class Two, Grade Six. Today, the topic of my speech is "Caring for the campus, starting with me".

In the early morning, when we stepped into the school gate with the glory of the morning sun, a tense and pleasant campus life began. Every day, we live in the school, where we study and live. The school is like our second home. Everything here is our friend, breathing with us and growing with us. Every brick and tile here is our partner, bearing with us and meeting every unknown challenge with us! Our campus is beautiful, neat, quiet and warm. Campus beautiful environment, let us know how to cherish and learn to care; Also let us know the book and be polite, and be moral.

Every time I see this beautiful and tidy campus, my classmates will appear in front of me. But if you look closely, you will also find some discordant places. Some students like to add a few dirty footprints on the school wall; Some students like to do "free fall" experiments with garbage in the teaching building; There are also some students who always like to carve on tables and chairs. If the overall beauty of the campus is attributed to those hard-working figures, then the above-mentioned stains, which are not big but small, should be students' personal hygiene habits. The beautiful campus needs the care of each and every one of us. The beautiful environment needs to be maintained by each of us. To care for the campus, we must start from us. On campus, we should pay attention to our behavior everywhere and actively protect the campus environment. Don't spit everywhere, don't throw scraps of paper, and put the garbage into the dustbin consciously. Moreover, we have to destroy the school's public facilities at will, do not climb flowers and trees, do not climb grassland guardrails, and do not scribble on walls and desks. Although these seem to be little things around us, every move contains our love for the school.

Students, let's join hands to create a civilized, clean and elegant campus environment! Let's fly hope in this holy sky and pure land of the soul on campus! Let Hong Kong be proud of our civilized behavior!

my speech is over, thank you.

speaker: Google on a surface