What are some of Han Qiaosheng’s classic commentary sentences and jokes at this Olympics?

“With lightning speed,” “Dear viewers, if you have just opened the elevator now”, “The ball was blocked by the goalkeeper’s hind leg”, “Suddenly like a spring breeze, three defenders are popular in Serie A "...Haha, I believe you are no stranger to these classic words from Teacher Han Qiaosheng. Now, the Olympics are here, and Teacher Han is once again on the battlefield, with hilarious and hilarious quotations coming one after another like a barrage. No, hard-working and enthusiastic netizens, while watching the games, also did not forget to collect Teacher Han’s Olympic quotations—— 1. "There are 7 people in this group" (the second group of the 100-meter butterfly preliminaries, there are only 6 people on the screen) 2. "This group, old, old, small, small" (sweat! Swimming competition) 3. " Park Tae-hwan, Park Tae-hwan, Park Tae-hwan of South Korea... Wow! It’s still Zhang Lin!” (Old Han, are your eyes dazzled?) 4. “It seems like it’s back to the time when China lost to the South Korean team four years ago!” At this moment, the Chinese archery women’s team finals have not started yet) 5. “Park Taiheng is 0.1 seconds behind” (in fact, they are half a body ahead) 6. “The 34 gold medals in swimming competitions except for 2 in the men’s and women’s 10-kilometer marathon block, and the other 32 blocks will be generated in the Water Cube" (sweat...) 7. "The first-place Korean player Park Tae-hwan is ahead of the second-place Park Tae-hwan... Oh no... Tae-hwan is the first place..." (Korea The teacher stutters? ) 8. "Phelps is like a (pause)... big bird in the water!" (If he were a woman, he would say flowers blooming in the water) 9. "Coventry didn't enter The final..." (Coventry just broke the 100m backstroke WR) 10. "In this event, the American Persol still has a relatively large advantage, and the biggest opponent is the American players, including Phelps..." ( Brother, Phelps didn’t participate in the backstroke event at all) 11. “The so-called freestyle means that any swimming style can be used” (very strong and creative) 12. “If there is any foreign matter on Phelps’ body, it’s It’s all about his big ears” (please, use the word accurately) 13. “This is a young player, not yet 18 years old” (Park Tae-hwan was born in 1989) 14. “Some large aircraft carry foreign heads of state. "Come to China" (usually, "luck" generally refers to animals such as cows, horses, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese) 15. "The American team is a group of aliens led by an alien named Phelps... ..." (This metaphor is just so-so) 16. "World records are like glass bottles, broken time and time again by athletes..." (Teacher Han is very talented in language) 17. "Why are world records constantly being broken at the Water Cube? Because the water in the swimming pool is good, after purification, you can also water flowers, wash clothes, wash floors, etc." (It seems that we should design a pool water recycling system) 18. When explaining the rules of handball, Teacher Han said, "Handball is not the same as football. It’s the same, it’s all done with hands instead of feet..." (It’s so clear) (Quotations will continue to be updated during the game...)