Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - It is cold in the north and hot in the south.

It is cold in the north and hot in the south.

1, I am in the sunny south like spring, and you are shivering in the snow and ice in the north.

Southerners spend the winter in a healthy atmosphere, while northerners spend the winter in collective heating.

In summer in the south, I long for winter, because in winter in the north, I miss summer.

Southerners think northerners are not afraid of cold, while northerners think southerners are not afraid of heat.

I sweat like rain in the hot summer in the south, and you shiver into a dog in the cold winter in the north.

Southerners will never understand the pain of northerners not going out in winter, and northerners will never understand the pain of southerners not going out in summer.

7. In winter in the south, I miss the heating in the north. In winter in the north, I miss the sunshine in the south.

8. Southerners rely on shivering in winter, while northerners rely on sunshine in winter.

9. Southerners rely on healthy air for winter, while northerners rely on central heating for winter.

10. Summer in the south and winter in the north. I long for winter, and I miss summer.

1 1, the cold in the north is a physical attack, and the cold in the south is a magical attack.

12, I was snowing in the sunny south, and your cold nights in the north were like spring flowers.

13, I was so hot in the south that I was so cold when I went back to the north.

14. You can wear more clothes when it is cold in the north, and drink more water to keep warm when it is cold in the south.

15. The cold in the north is a physical attack, which can be solved by wearing more clothes. The cold in the south is a magical attack, and no amount of clothes is useless.