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What is the 600-word composition of Childhood?

Childhood is full of innocence and unforgettable. Looking back on your childhood, you will find that you were so naive and interesting when you were a child. There is one thing I will never forget.

It was a summer and it was very hot. I fanned the wind with a fan, and it was still very hot. "If only there were something cold to eat now!" I said to myself. When I said this, I saw my father holding a big watermelon in his hand, so I ran to his side and spoiled: "Dad, I want to eat, I want to eat." Dad had no choice, so he cut it for me to eat. I picked up a piece of watermelon, ate it willy-nilly, and soon finished it. It feels really comfortable. Suddenly, I seemed to remember something, and immediately ran to my father and said, "Dad, if I eat watermelon seeds in my stomach, will it be all right?" "Of course something will happen." Dad said mysteriously, "Watermelon seeds will grow to the head in the stomach, and then a big watermelon will be born." I was very scared after listening to it.

Since then, I have been on tenterhooks every day, worrying about when watermelon will grow on my head. Such fear makes me afraid to eat too much rice and drink water. I did this because I was afraid that watermelon seeds would grow faster after eating "chemical fertilizer". I often run to the mirror to look at myself and see if there are watermelons on my head.

Paper can't always wrap fire. My parents see me every day and ask me, "What's wrong with you recently? I always ask you questions on an empty stomach, but you don't answer all the questions. Are you hiding something from us? " I had to confess everything, and my father smiled. I said, "What's so funny? I am so miserable, you still laugh at me. " "Silly girl, I'm teasing you. I didn't expect you to take it seriously. " Dad said and smiled again. "This is really a joke. You won't lie to me again, will you? " "It's true, I didn't lie to you." "That's great! I can eat well and don't have to worry anymore. Wait a minute, I'm happy. I am so hungry now! Mom, cook quickly, I want to have a good meal. "