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Cold joke classic quotations100000

The domestic cartoon "100,000 Cold Jokes" can be said to be very popular now. The relaxed and humorous atmosphere and humorous words give us a moment of leisure and relaxation in this impetuous city. Next, 365 Quotations Line Network will share with you the classic lines that appeared in "100,000 Cold Jokes".

1. Sir, Sir, I forgot my words.

2. Xianggong, this is not our child! To tell you the truth, I saved this ball with my body for three years and kept it from Xianggong for a long time. I'm really sorry.

Honey, dare you be a little more boring?

3. When I use clairvoyance and clairvoyance at the same time, I can also see enemies thousands of miles away, and I can't see anything about snakes and monsters at all!

Tell your majesty that the old man is just ahead.

It seems that you can't see the coffin, cry or die, but you can broaden your horizons by walking up a flight of stairs for three hundred miles.

6. Did you give birth to a male ball or a female ball? Why did you hold a dance? !

7. The eldest son is called Jin Bai, the second son is called Bai Mu, and the third son is called ... Li Goudan. ...

8. Please call me Queen!

Yes, your majesty.

9. He is a real man!

100% empty ~

A hundred empty hands into a white blade ~

A hundred empty hands into the white blade ~

Empty hands ~

Empty hands ~

Into the white blade ~

White blade ~

Blade ~

Ah ~

10. Bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids, right? I despise hemorrhoids, right? What's wrong with hemorrhoids? What's wrong with hemorrhoids?

1 1. When the two forces are combined, the raging flame of the fire baby turns into steam.

12. What day is it today? Pick up three flowa when you go out for a walk.

13. The snake essence caught my strongest killing trick, which is worth it.

14. There has been a legend since ancient times that when seven fuluowa are collected and put into an alchemy furnace for refining, the dragon can be summoned. You thought it was a dragon ball.

15. Can this blast furnace still cook?

16. But only the head gets bigger and looks really disgusting.

Your majesty, the monster Flo. We are monsters.

Your Majesty, what are you surprised at? Can't you see that his painting style is completely different from ours?

That's scary! Don't even turn the narration into Hong Kong style.

We haven't said anything yet. Hey, we haven't said anything yet.

Snake essence, wake up.

17. I am the king of birds and shit.

18. You see, I told you my refreshing fart was very effective, and it soon sobered him up.

19. We are people who spit out stars.

I am a person who will die if I don't spit quickly.

20. Milk in China is not so violent!

2 1. well, please ask your neighbor vomit man to help us!

22. Tucao still has values. You think it's worth fighting for You think you are Saiyan!

23. Do you really think this is the Dragon Ball? Are you from Vegeta? ?

24. My hyperelastic vacuum is broken! No children.

25. Sprinkle salt on your sister. . . . Your sister. . . Sister. . Ah (salt is very expensive! )

26. after the rain, the mountains are empty and the southeast branches are hung.

But you expanded your vision by 300 miles, hanging from the branches in the southeast.

When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they hung up the southeast branch.

Wedding night, hanging southeast branches

Since God has given talents, let them be used! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches.

Life is not as good as being on earth, so it is better to hang on to the southeast branch

You can't afford to hurt Southeast Branch! ! ! !

It's okay, don't hang up with the Southeast Branch! ! ! ! !

Don't worry too much! ! !

You think this is an unsolved autopsy case! ! !

You think this is a death plot! ! ! ! !

Vomiting man is here! ! ! !

Anything obscene is hanging on it! ! !

Why is the labor-management opinion so big! ! !

I'm from the Southeast Labor Branch. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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