What does aunt mean? The funniest explanations

Many men wonder why women call the arrival of menstruation "aunty." What's more, after the girl said that her aunt was here, she still asked for more details, what did it mean that her aunt was here, and what did she mean? The editor has compiled for you the following opinions on what aunt means. Several of them are full of humor and can be regarded as the catharsis of women's love and hate for things like menstruation. The origin of the meaning of aunt comes from an early Hong Kong movie 1. Because you can’t call me uncle 2. Once upon a time, a little girl went to the toilet and when she saw the inside of the toilet, she yelled: "Eh"~~? "Mom"... From then on, she was called aunt 3. Your aunt can come to see you every month. Sometimes she comes early, sometimes she comes late, or she doesn’t have to come. She can come when she wants to, but not when she doesn’t want to. When she comes, she stays with you for three to five days, and then leaves after she’s done. Maybe I’ll come back and have a look if I leave something behind4. In Japanese, "I'm back" is literally translated as "his aunt" in Chinese. Therefore, some Chinese people refer to "I'm back" as "his aunt". 5. Causal condition 1: If mm's relative aunt is here, mm cannot have sex with gg. Causal condition 2: If mm's menstruation comes, mm cannot have sex with gg. Axiom condition 3: There is an inevitable connection between aunt and menstruation. Therefore, menstruation = auntie. It is called in Guangdong and Guangxi where Guangzhou dialect [vernacular] is spoken. Menstrual paper is also called auntie paper, but the allusion is unclear. I will tell the elderly if I have the opportunity. One of the sayings: When delivering babies in rural areas in the old days, native midwives went directly to the mother’s home to find assistants. The aunt was too young and it was inconvenient for her parents to be there [to handle other logistics], so this task historically fell on the aunt because she was People who have been here have "clinical experience". Just as the surgeon today continues to receive various surgical tools from the nurse, the midwife also continues to receive related objects handed over by the aunt, the most common of which is a kind of tissue paper used to wipe away the blood of the mother. That kind of straw paper is yellow, also called Yuanbao paper. It is very thick, the surface is covered with fiber weft, and it is very absorbent. I used this paper to use the toilet when I was a kid. Another use is that it is the best product for women during their menstrual period, just like the Xerle women's special sanitary bag shown on TV when you are menstruating today. At this point, you may understand 90% of it. Geometric formula: ∠a = ∠b ∠b = ∠c So ∠a = ∠c The same principle can be proved: The papyrus in the hands of the aunt = the maternity papyrus. The maternity papyrus = the paper for women’s menstruation. So the paper for the aunt = the paper for women’s menstruation, that is Menstrual paper means aunt = menstruation. Hello, boss? I have my period today, so I can’t accompany you------〃 〃Hello, boss? My aunt is here today, so I can’t accompany you -----" The second statement: It is related to the affair between men and women in the old days, and it is a code word. There are several versions of the story, which are mostly the same, and you can also make up several versions, so I will omit them. 6. It is also said that in ancient times, women were too shy to tell anyone about their physiological matters, such as childbirth, hidden diseases, menstruation, etc., so they often turned to grandma for help. Therefore, the menstrual cloth was also called "Grandma" or "Grandma Chen", which means "Grandma". Because the old women (grandma) at that time were also called "aunts", it became synonymous with menstruation. 7. The most believable explanation: In Japanese, I am back, and the literal translation in Chinese is "His aunt". Therefore, some Chinese people refer to me as their aunt. There is a more elegant explanation of what aunt means. It is said that in ancient times, there was a girl named Jia'er. Her lover often came to see her, but her aunt was often at home, so they could not have private meetings. Later, they finally got married, but unfortunately, Jia'er's menstruation came that night, but Jia'er was too shy to directly say that her menstruation had come, so she said that my aunt was here. In this way, the legend about the aunt has been passed down.