How bitter four men are!

1. I just opened the door when I got home from my salary, and my wife threw herself into my arms and cried, honey, I was robbed today.

Hurriedly comforted her: huh? No injuries? No alarm?

My wife said that I was not injured and robbed 1000.

I'm relieved: I'm glad I'm not hurt. If I lose my money, I will lose it. I'll give it to you. Say that finish stretch out your hands to pay.

My wife smiled through tears: You see, he robbed me of my money, and I also robbed his clothes and shoes. Oh, yes, and this bag.

Sister, I think I was robbed.

2. Other people's wives and children quarrel and cry.

When the daughter-in-law quarreled, she slapped the table, stepped on the chair, pointed at my nose and shouted, "Are you going to fight or not?"

3. Who invented looking at each other for 3 minutes!

Staring at the daughter-in-law in bed at night, 3 minutes passed, and she cried: Husband, I am sorry for you.

My wife just got her driver's license and asked me to accompany her every time she drove out. I asked why, and she said, I don't want to be born on the same day, please.

I got on my knees!