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What's the line of Gong Yujiu's sketch?

The line of "Gong Yuye Wine Sketch" is:

Palace jade wine, 18 1 cup, how about this wine? Listen to me blow for you. One drink will be good for you. I'm very impressed. Two cups are good for your kidneys. Haha, it's still very nice. Three cups and five cups in your stomach, make sure your little face is white and red, and red and black.

Gong Yujiu starred in the sketch "Adventures of Working", which was a song and dance sketch performed at 1996 Spring Festival Gala, premiered on CCTV 1, starring Zhao and Gong Hanlin.

Brief introduction to the story of "Working Adventure";

The sketch mainly tells the story of a cleaner applying for a job in a restaurant. In the story, the Empress Dowager Cixi restaurant sells inferior wine at a high price in exchange for high profits, and wants to recruit an old lady who plays Empress Dowager Cixi as a waiter. The old lady played by Zhao mistakenly thought that the restaurant was looking for a cleaning job and was selected.

After some explanation, the old lady understood that the restaurant wanted to recruit a saucer to play Cixi, so she accepted the clothes requested by the restaurant manager and began to learn to quote the price of vegetables.

After discovering that the restaurant lied about the shoddy price of vegetables, the old lady sneered at the manager and reported it to the price bureau. Finally, she left the manager with the word "authentic".