Funny SMS jokes about chasing girls?

Man: Talk? Woman: No.

M: Why? Woman: Busy.

Man: What are you up to? Woman: Play.

Man: What game? Woman: Games.

Man: What game? Woman: It's fun.

Man: What's funny? Woman: annoying.

M: Talk to me if you are bored. Woman: Get out.

Man: The floor is dirty. Woman: Shit.

Man: This is your shoulder. Woman: You want to die.

M: "Death" is on page 96 1 in the dictionary. Woman: dizzy.

M: I have something for dizziness. Woman: I took it.

Man: I don't feel dizzy after taking the medicine. Female: Big Brother.

Man: I know your sister. Woman: Please.

M: Goodbye, don't take it off. Woman: I'm going crazy.

Male: I call 120 female: You are a fairy.

M: Don't be superstitious. Woman: Is that still alive?

Man: You will have a better life with me. Female: 555.

M: 35 cigarettes are good, but they are harmful to health. Woman: Go to hell.

Man: I'm in an Internet cafe, and I'm not dead. Woman: Please leave me alone.

Man: Well, tell me the phone number, and I won't say anything. W: Why do you need a number?

M: I'll send you a message. ..