Pig bajie jokes daquan hilarious.

1, a group of animals crossed the river until the boat in the middle of the river began to enter the water, and some of them had to go into the water. The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water. So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. . . The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water. The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish. Chickens are afraid, even the cleverest monkeys can't escape this fate. . . Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke? The pig said, the cat joke is really funny. . . 2. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So from now on, I will call you "pig"! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "3. On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Brother, we found you! A bird and a pig are on the plane. The bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Give me something to eat", and the pig followed suit. The stewardess threw them down when she was unhappy, and then the bird said to the pig, "Idiot, I can fly. "5. The falling rain triggered my infinite reverie. To put it bluntly, I miss you. When the weather is fine, I'll take you to the grassland, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed! It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze-as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly. 7. Office A: Have a rest after dinner, multiple-choice questions and test everyone! Everyone: Come on! What problem? Which of the following animals likes to ask why best? A rabbit B squirrel C dog D pig At this time, B (Joe) quickly replied: D. A said: Yes, that's right. Others quickly asked, why? 8. Portrait of your life: At the age of ten, learn to bathe yourself-pigs wash themselves; Brilliant at the age of twenty ―― when the pig is young; Looking for a job at the age of 30-starting a pig-raising career; At the age of forty, I hired a servant-a pig's servant; Learn to play basketball at the age of 50 ―― throw pigs! 9. You stand on the lotus leaf and dance lightly. Passers-by shouted, and "Pig Leaf" fainted. 10, a man keeps a pig. I was very annoyed with it and wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success. One day, a man abandoned the pig and took a bus. He called his wife that night and asked, "Does the pig return?" His wife said, "Go home. The man was very angry and shouted, "Answer the phone quickly, I'm lost." . "