Funny Quotations Expressing Emotion (87 Selected Sentences)

2. After being melodramatic, please choose to be strong.

3, the school is about to start, and the courtiers can't do it!

It's not my fault, it's your unworthiness.

5, people are diligent in making treasures, and people are lazy in making grass.

6, everything can be seen, life can be embarrassing.

7. As long as you work hard, shitting is serious.

8. School started, and it happened to be Qixi.

9. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

10, please forgive me. I'm just a passer-by on Singles Day.

1 1. I always appear faster than my age.

12, you are not smart, just like others!

13, can't sleep long in the morning, sleep at night!

14, seven seconds, a lifetime memory.

15, people need a little temper to live their ambitions.

16, stop nagging the prodigal son, who has long been used to being free and easy.

17, don't make me be a gangster, even though I'm not human.

18, drunk, I refuse to obey anyone, I only hold the wall.

19, because you can afford it, because I can't put it down.

20. I will lie down where I fall.

2 1, I have an emotional cleanliness, and it is not easy to get acquainted with me.

22. Spring is sleepy, summer is tired, autumn is sleepy, and the four seasons are like dreams.

23. It takes courage to live and strength to die.

Give me a fulcrum so that I can sleep until after school.

25. The road to success is always under construction.

26. I am happy from head to toe because the wind is clear and the air is positive.

27. How can you grow up without a few scum?

28. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

29. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that they are so beautiful.

30. I can't live only by fragmentary memories.

3 1, I can stay with you until the end of time.

32. I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

33. Sometimes, I dream that I am "full."

34. Some things make me want to forget, but the more I can't forget them.

Don't look back when the waves are enough. I won't wait for a dog.

36. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

37. Falling in love will not affect your study, but it will be lovelorn.

38. Those who can't get through are all because of short legs!

You think I'm looking at you, but I'm actually looking at the scenery.

40. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

4 1, why should I be unique, since you hook three and build four?

42. Where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love?

43. It is better to be a cold devil than an affectionate fool.

44. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love.

45. Happy posts, you can never close them.

46. After studying for ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten.

47. Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

48. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and the sky said stop it.

49. Although it is easy to lay the foundation, it is not easy to have a baby, and I cherish it when I do it.

50. Think of a thousand roads at night, and get up in the morning and go the same way.

5 1, a group of dogs behind money can't move without money.

52, nothing classmates together, break up a pair is a pair.

53. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

54. Asking what the world is like will only make people die unsatisfied.

55. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

56. You are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

No matter how cheap my feelings are, I can't give you a discount.

58. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?

59. You will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

60. after a long time, people are not old, and Lu Yao knows that horsepower is insufficient.

6 1, play to play, make trouble, don't make fun of the person I love.

62. Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

63. Fat let go of my waist and dare to come at my chest.

It's very kind of you to leave, otherwise I would have kept you for dinner.

65. There are no insurmountable hurdles in this world, only endless hurdles.

66. No one has died in life since ancient times. Early death and late death are different!

67. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.

68. Are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

69. The ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

70. It is not necessarily an actor who can act, but a grandson who can pretend.

7 1, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

72. Deliberately study, work, live and live like individuals!

Please pay attention to the food around you. If you are not careful, you may die.

74. Praise this article and say that if you can't find me, I will be your object.

75. Why hasn't my Mr Right come yet? I really want to help him choose a SF Express and deliver it the same day.

76. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the short message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

77. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

If you can't see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

You don't like me now. I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

80.try everything. How do you know what you really did without trying?

8 1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

82. Skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. It won't have any effect if you don't order products that are beyond your economic ability.

83. I saw a couple making out on the road, so I ran to the boy and said, Brother, this girl is not as beautiful as yesterday.

84. The ideal love is like this: the vine is faint, there are fish and shrimp for dinner, the mobile phone has heating, the sun sets, you are ugly, there is nothing, I am blind!

85. Just now, a Lamborghini passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

86. The teacher always tells us not to lie. Once we ask ourselves, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it. What a blessing.

87. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl The sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.