Tell some funny jokes or riddles and ask for answers!

1 Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping. Suddenly a truck rushed out and ran over Tomato A. Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed: "Hahaha!\"

2 Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. His heart was cold, his sword was cold, and his hands were cold, so he froze to death...

3 A sausage felt very cold when it was locked in the refrigerator. Then he looked at the other one next to him, felt a little comforted, and said, "Look at how frozen you are, your whole body is covered with ice!\" As a result, the other one said: "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle.\"

4 Two bananas were walking on the road. The one in front felt too hot, so he took off his night clothes. As a result, the banana behind fell...

5 The teacher played After playing a piece of Beethoven's music, Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you know what the teacher plays?" Xiao Hua replied: "Piano."

6 One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: "Dad, I Are you a stupid boy? \" Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy? \"

7 There is a hide-and-seek club, and their leader has not been found yet.

8 One day, I was walking and felt my feet were so sore. I looked down and saw that I had stepped on a lemon.

9 A man caught a squid, and the squid said, "Let me go!" The man said, "I'll test you with a few questions, and if you answer them correctly, I'll let you go." The squid was happy. Said: "You take the test!\" So the man grilled the squid...

10A: "What is that man doing?\"B: "He is shaking.\"A:" Why is he shivering? \"B: "He's cold. \"A: "Oh, it turns out that shivering doesn't mean you're cold. \"B: "...\"

11 There is a duck called Xiao. Yellow, one day it was hit by a car while crossing the road, and shouted: "Quack!\" From then on, it turned into a small cucumber...

12 The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution? The classmate answered: "Make the lunch box blue.\"

13 A ham sausage was walking on the road and suddenly found something on the ground. As soon as he lowered his head... it broke!

14 One day a picked up a mirror and looked in the mirror and said: "The people here look so familiar." B said: "Really? Let me see, my God! You and I both look alike." Don’t you know me? \”

15 One day, Mung Bean jumped off the fifth floor and committed suicide. He bled a lot and turned into red beans. The pus kept flowing and turned into soybeans. The wound became scarred. Became black beans.

16 One day, a gentleman went to a very stingy restaurant to dine. He found that the plate on the table was wet, so he shouted: "Waiter, this plate is wet!\" The waiter replied: "Sir, that's Your soup. \"

17 Xiao Ming asked: "Which cartoon character is always in the dark? \" Xiao Li shook her head, and Xiao Ming replied: "It's Doraemon, because he is I can't see my fingers."\r?8 Mom asked Xiao Ming: "Have you finished reading the book? There is a test tomorrow." Xiao Ming replied: "Mom, I have finished reading." Mom praised: "You will do well in the test tomorrow. Okay. \"Xiao Ming cried and said, "I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over.' \"

19 A friend was a guest and he got up to leave. "Let's go after eating!\""No, I still have something to do.\""What's so urgent, I won't even eat.\""Eat!\"

20 Tomato A and Tomato B goes shopping. B asked: "Where are we going?" A did not answer. B asked again: "Where are we going?\" A turned to B and said: "We are tomatoes, how can we talk:\"

21 First put a notebook on the table, and then put your Head on notebook. Okay, this is my gift to you - a notebook for your brain.

22 The bear and the ghost quarreled. The bear said: "You look like a ghost." The ghost said: "You still talk about others, look at how bear-like you are."

23 Coke and Sprite are having barbecue, and Sprite wants to call Coke After taking the salt shaker, he called him: "Coke! Coke!! Coke!!!\" Coke said impatiently: "Drink yourself, don't bother me!\"

24 Xiaoli asked Xiaoming: "Which hand do you use to stir the coffee?\" Xiao Ming replied: "The right hand.\" Xiao Li said: "You are so awesome, you are not afraid of burning it. I always use a spoon.\"

25 Once upon a time, there was a horse. It fell into the sea while running.

So, it turned into a "seahorse\"! Another horse friend of this horse went to find the horse that fell into the sea, but ended up falling into the river. Later, it became "Hippopotamus"! The third horse is the white horse. In order to find its two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, causing several black stripes to appear on its body. As a result, it turned into a "zebra\".

26 One day, a beef tendon ball was walking on the road and suddenly shouted: "Oh, I have a cramp!\"

27 Bad news: A man fell out of the plane . Good news: He brought a parachute. Bad news: the parachute is bad. Good news: There's a haystack down there. Bad news: There's a dung fork in the haystack. Good news: He didn't fall on the poop fork. Bad news: He didn't end up on the haystack either