Do you have any funny jokes? Thank you, God, can you help me?

1. The hunter was hunting and saw two birds on the tree. He raised his gun and shot down one. He found that it was a hairless one. Just as he was wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it. As soon as I coaxed her to take off her clothes, you knocked her down. . . 2. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster: If you don't come down, you will be a bachelor! Rooster: You fucking think I'm stupid, she'll be a widow if I go down. . . 3. A certain hotel keeps a parrot hanging at the door, and says when guests arrive: Hello, welcome! One regular thought: I'll hurry in and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said: x your mother! Scared me! ! ! 4. During a military exercise, a cannonball strayed far away. The soldiers who were sent to check found that the cannonball fell in the farmland. You were standing in the field. Your clothes were torn and your face was dark. You said with tears: You should use a cannonball to steal a cabbage. ? 5. The restaurant fly said to the toilet fly: You chase fish and smell all day long, while I eat hot and spicy food all day long, come here! Toilet fly: If you don't agree with each other, what's the use of eating well? How many naked beauties have you seen? 6. The Beijing-Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic. Farmers along the line were watching on the roadside. A female passenger on the train threw a sanitary napkin out of the window after changing it, and then stuck it on the face of a farmer. After taking it off, the farmer said: ****! This car is so fast that even a piece of paper can make your nose bleed! ! ! 7.Have you heard of it? It takes 500 times to look back in the past life to get a chance to pass by in this life, and 1,000 times to look back and smile at each other in this life. Friends like us, in the previous life, we did nothing but look back. . . 8. A woman was urinating in the toilet, and a drunk man accidentally entered it. Hearing the sound of urine, he quickly said: Stop it, I really don’t drink anymore! The woman was so frightened that she didn’t dare to urinate. She couldn’t hold it in and farted. The drunkard said: ****, why did you open another bottle? 9. When he got up early in the morning, the rooster beat the hen and let others pull him away. He asked the hen: Why did the rooster beat you? The hen said I didn't know either and asked the rooster. The rooster said: Damn it, it woke up this morning and laid a duck egg! ! ! 10. 20 years ago, your mother was holding you in her arms while she was waiting for the bus. Everyone laughed at her ugly child. When she cried, an old man selling bananas patted her and said: Sister, don’t cry! Give your monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful that I'm so hungry that I have no hair left. . . 11. The farmer drove his donkey into the city and met a rogue. The rogue asked: Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat it. Scoundrel: I asked about the donkey. When the farmer heard this, he turned around and slapped the donkey twice: Damn it, even if there are relatives in the city, they won’t even say a word. 12. Pigs ask God to be reincarnated as humans. The emperor asked: Farming? The answer is too bitter. Said: Work? Answer: Too tired. Said: Playing monkey? It’s too difficult to answer. What do you want, the emperor asked? Answer: You can eat, drink and have sex! The emperor was shocked: He still wants to be a state official! 13. After a child was born in the delivery room, he burst out laughing. The delivery nurses were very surprised. When they gathered around to observe, they found that the child had clenched fists. When he opened it, he found that it was an abortion pill. The child said: Damn it! Want to kill me? Not that easy! ! ! 14. A duck and a crab race and reach the finish line at the same time. It’s hard to tell the winner. The referee says: You two should do rock, paper, scissors! The duck was furious: Damn it! Black Whistle Ah! Plan against me. When I come out, it’s always a piece of paper, but when he comes out, he always cuts it!