How many jokes did a group of "well-meaning" experts make?

Russian physiologist Ivan Sechenov published a book on frog brain pairs in 1863 through anatomical experiments on frogs.

The inhibition of spinal nerves and other papers, and at the same time published a book "brain reflex", which made great contributions to neurobiology.

However, Russia actually arrested Sechinov on trumped-up charges. During the trial, the judge asked, "defendant, may I?"

Find yourself a defender. "

Ivan Sechinov calmly replied, "Let the frog testify for me!" "

Don't interfere with thinking.

One day, an acquaintance visited the home of Russian chemist Mendeleev (1834- 1907), and he talked endlessly.

Non-stop.

"Am I boring you?" The guest finally asked.

"No, no ... where are you," Mendeleev replied. "Please go ahead, go ahead, you might as well.

Get in my way, I'm thinking about my own business ... "

There is no abnormal beating.

One night, the young Russian physiologist Pavlov (1849-1936) finally made up his mind to go out of the laboratory.

I went to see my fiancee Sima.

They seldom meet each other. Shortly after they met, Pavlov said to his fiancee, "Give me your hand quickly!" " "Ximayi

Because he wanted to kiss his hand, he held out his hand happily.

Pavlov grabbed his fiancee's hand and pressed her pulse with his fingers. After a long time, he said, "Nothing unusual."

Beat, don't worry, your heart is really good.