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Thoughts on small peas by the window

During the winter vacation, I read the book "Little Peas by the Window" introduced by my teacher.

It tells the real time of a child, Xiao Doudou, who was dropped out of school because of naughty in the first grade, studying in Ba Xueyuan. Whether it is the beautiful scenery of Ba Xue Garden or the unique teaching method, I feel that I can only see it in my dream: using abandoned trams as classrooms; The order of class every day is arranged by oneself; Every day, everyone sits according to their own mood and the needs of the day ... these are impossible in our real life, how incredible it is! In Ba Xueyuan, there are really countless such unusual examples!

Almost every day, some unexpected strange things happen in Ba Xueyuan. I can hardly imagine how such a school is managed by a principal. How can he allow some "follow-the-wind attacks" to happen frequently in schools? How can he tolerate these students' pranks, even pranks? What the hell was he thinking? With a lot of confusion, I looked down patiently and finally got the answer. ...

I think the "owner" of such a special school must be very special. He is the headmaster-Mr. Kobayashi. I like Mr. Kobayashi very much. In order to know more about students, make friends with them and keep the distance between teachers and students, he not only pays time, but also cares about students. For example, a sports meeting is specially arranged for short people and tall people; Careful planning is also to make those shameful ideas of "I am special in others' eyes" disappear, and to keep joy and laughter in everyone's heart. ...

In particular, he changed Xiao Doudou from a "bad boy" to a good student, precisely because Xiao Lin is very concerned about and understands her. His concern touched Xiao Doudou, because before and after she entered the Ba Xue Garden, no one ever listened to her patiently for four hours like Mr. Kobayashi, and she was not bored at all. Sometimes she even asks, "Then what?" Teacher Kobayashi deeply touched Xiao Doudou's heart with her persistent patience and sincere care for her students, and finally decided to be a good student. ...

Towards the end, I suddenly feel that I am not so surprised by the uniqueness of this school, but that it is a desirable place-there are no words such as "no", "no", "no", "must" and "must" that trap us; There are no established rules; There is no hierarchical distance between teachers and students; There is no burden and pressure brought by study ... at this time, I suddenly began to envy Xiao Doudou. I really want to become Xiao Doudou, so I can also go to that beautiful, free and relaxed Ba Xueyuan.

Reflections on The Journey to the West.

I always feel different when I turn to Journey to the West. It is the most vivid of the four classical novels. When I was a child, I always felt very enjoyable and interesting. But today, what remains unchanged is the bizarre and colorful mythical world, but my understanding has changed.

This is a classic that everyone loves to read. Everyone can get different feelings and inspirations when reading. Some people like its distinctive personality. Some people like its magnificent overall image; Some people like its vivid and humorous dialogue narration; Some people also study its historical background and social phenomena. But in my opinion, his tortuous plot hides people's yearning and unattainable ideal of life and human pursuit, that is freedom.

2/kloc-People in the 20th century yearn for freedom and the embodiment of freedom: the Monkey King. The Monkey King broke through the ground, "not under the jurisdiction of Kirin, not under the control of Phoenix, not under the constraint of human throne", and rushed into the Dragon Palace to fight with the ghost department, aiming to be king from Guo Huashan. It can be said that human nature has got rid of all bondage and is completely free. In fact, the Monkey King is the embodiment of freedom. His most outstanding quality is his yearning for freedom. He is always pursuing freedom, and all his struggles are for freedom. Such a vivid image gives readers the strength and courage to pursue freedom. However, everyone knows that at present, even in the future, complete freedom is impossible after all, and people will always be bound in one way or another. Although we are surrounded by a constrained world, we can make our heart as broad and deep as possible, so that it can be boundless and inclusive of heaven and earth.

But at present, there are still many people in society who are bound by some worthless things, but enjoy it and feel very satisfied. After hundreds of years of exploration and development, people's demand for material is no longer urgent, but their demand for spiritual freedom has been obliterated for no reason. In a word, I think what modern people lack most is an open and enterprising spirit to seek the greatest freedom.

The Journey to the West, which has been tempered by the times, contains the spirit of freedom that people are most eager for in the new century ... I understand why it has been passed down to this day.

The Water Margin?

I was really taken aback when I first received this topic. Three years ago, when I watched Water Margin, most of the characters in the play had already forgotten. What's more, I like the Romance of the Three Kingdoms best, but I haven't read the Water Margin seriously. I had to download a set from the internet and study it carefully. I found that Water Margin is really good.

The first and most attractive point is that there are 100 unique talents in the book. Although not all the characters are distinct, everyone has his own unique skills, such as Zhang Shun with white stripes in the waves, Jin Dajian with excellent water, Jin Dajian, a jade arm craftsman who is famous for his stone carving skills, and Gongsun Sheng, a magic soldier who entered Yunlong. Who among these people is not a genius? Some people say that Water Margin 108 will be together. I don't deny this, but if you write a lot, you will not only lose a fantastic color, but also lose the meaning of 100 falling from the sky. The Water Margin is the best in characterization.

The second point is the plot description in Water Margin. "Water Margin" has been acclaimed by all the people from the nine dragons in Shijiacun to the gathering in all directions, from the broken chain horse in Sung River to Song Gongming, which is daunting because of its complicated affairs and numerous characters. However, with his excellent writing style, Shi Naian told such a long story without dragging his feet, and it was linked one by one.

The third point I want to talk about is the historical account of Water Margin. Everyone may laugh at me. Such a story, which is similar to the "science fiction myth", is simply fabricated and has no real history. It is true that Water Margin is a fairy tale, but he analyzed the society in which the people were poor, the traitors were in power, foreign enemies invaded and the combat effectiveness of the army declined from a special angle. You think. Then how can there be more than 100 warriors bravely uprising? If loyal ministers are in power, why did Gao Juan become prime minister? If the country is peaceful, then why did the rulers come? If there are enough troops, then why should they draw them in? In my opinion, Water Margin is not only an interesting novel, but also a history book reflecting the society at that time.

I said so much, it's useless. Just a good example of the water margin. I still like the romance of the Three Kingdoms. Therefore, everyone has different ideas about good books. I hope everyone can find a meaningful book that they like.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

This is an era of heroes, but in the world of war, it has triggered one thrilling story after another!

That's what Luo Guanzhong wrote ―― Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is rich in content and idioms. Although it seems troublesome, it can really help us understand the author's artistic talent. The main contents of this book are about Zhang Jiao, Sean, Zhang Bao Yellow Scarf Uprising, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who became sworn friends in Taoyuan, and what happened in them. I really benefited from reading this book. Look, Zhuge Liang's appearance makes the Three Kingdoms more meaningful, really.

I have always believed that without Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei could not establish Shu, and Zhuge Liang's talent is unfathomable. He is considerate and doesn't talk about personal matters. He likes to attack with fire best. I think Zhuge Liang's correct attitude in the dragon, taking advantage of the east wind, writing a model, going to Qishan six times, saving Meng Huo seven times and outsmarting Sima Yi all reflect Zhuge Liang's wit and talent. It is for this reason that I deeply admire this gentleman.

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we can also see that political groups are at loggerheads today for their own vital interests, but tomorrow they raise their glasses to celebrate each other. Moreover, this kind of struggle permeates all aspects of life, and even family and friends are involved in the whirlpool of struggle without exception, and even become tools of struggle. In order to satisfy their rights and property desires, they always play with various means and perform in order not to be eliminated in the fierce battle.

In a word, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms not only gives people the pleasure of reading and historical enlightenment, but also is a heroic epic for those who want to rule the world. Because of this, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is permeated with profound historical feelings and strong reflection in its majestic and tragic style.

Thoughts on Reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms

This winter vacation, my mother bought me a colorful Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The content of this book is really wonderful. After reading it three times in a row, I still feel unsatisfied. Now, as long as you point out any illustration in the book, I can immediately tell which war it is about or which hero it is about.

The characters in this book are lifelike and the story is vivid. Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, sinister Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, heroic Guan Yu and Zhao Yun are all predictable. Among them, Zhuge Liang is my favorite and most admired figure. Although Zhou Yu was as clever and resourceful as Zhuge Liang, he was narrow-minded and embarrassed Zhuge Liang everywhere, and tried his best to harm him within three days. If you can't finish the task, you will be dealt with according to military law. Zhuge Liang, on the other hand, put national affairs first, took care of the overall situation and dealt with it calmly. He not only cleverly avoided Zhou Yu's unprovoked injury, but also successfully completed the task. He is a true and intelligent great man.

After reading this book, I learned to be an open-minded person and take care of the overall situation. Only in this way can I achieve great things and become a pillar of the country.

Reflections on Don Quixote's Reading

The protagonist of Don Quixote, formerly known as Alenso Jihada, is a rural Kun. He was fascinated by the popular knight stories at that time, and he wanted to imitate the knight errant himself. He found a pair of tattered armor from the family's antiquities, named himself Don Quixote, and found a servant named Sancho and a milkmaid named Dulcinea in a neighboring village as suitable candidates for his life. Then get on the thin horse and run away from home. Don Quixote also acted according to the strange ideas in his mind, taking the windmill as a giant, the sheep as an enemy, the convict as a victim knight, and the wine bag as a giant's head. He hacked and killed indiscriminately, causing many ridiculous things. His behavior is not only useless to people, but also beaten. He was bedridden when he came home for the last time and didn't realize it until he died. He made a will that if the only heir niece married a knight, she would be disinherited.

When I first started watching Don Quixote, I thought it was just a ridiculous and vulgar work. The master's neurotic "brave spirit" is vividly displayed in the book, which makes people look down on him more and more. But after careful study, I think the book makes sense. The most basic essence of man is to achieve his goal at all costs. In the process of realization, the knight errant who is as thin as a sorghum pole, the whimsical gentleman, always embodies his honest and kind nature, which is the noblest spirit of mankind, because it is too simple and makes many jokes.

Cervantes wrote Don Quixote in order to attack and satirize those fabricated chivalrous novels with bizarre plots and their bad influence on people. I was going to write a few short stories, but I did later. He wrote his own life experiences and ideals, and his thoughts became more and more rich, and his characters became more and more realistic, until he described the disasters brought by Spanish society to the people and became an encyclopedia for us to understand and study the politics, economy, culture and customs of Spanish society at that time. On the one hand, Cervantes criticized the malpractice of the times and exposed the ugly phenomenon of criticizing society in Don Quixote, on the other hand, he praised the excellent moral qualities such as eliminating violence, punishing evil and promoting good, helping the poor and helping the weak, and praised the social ideal goal of the golden century. These are the same feelings of human beings, which can travel through time and space and have a sense of reality for every era and every nation. Four centuries later, it still touches every reader. There are nearly 700 characters in Don Quixote, which depicts a very broad life picture, truly and comprehensively reflects the feudal social reality of Spain from the end of16th century to the beginning of17th century, exposes various contradictions in the declining Spanish kingdom, condemns the shamelessness of the aristocratic class and expresses deep sympathy for the people's sufferings. I think: It is for this reason that this work was selected as the best classic literary masterpiece by 100 writers from 54 countries and regions in the world.

Reflection on Jane Eyre

Is it because I am poor, obscure, plain and short that I have no soul and no heart-you are wrong, my heart is as rich and full as yours!

-Jane Eyre Charlotte

Jane Eyre is a classic handed down from generation to generation in the history of English literature. It successfully created the first female image in the history of English literature who took an independent and positive attitude towards love, life, society and religion and dared to fight for freedom and equality.

Generally, scholars who like foreign literature will like reading Charlotte's Jane Eyre. If we think that Charlotte wrote Jane Eyre just to write this lingering love. I think this is wrong. The author is also a woman, living in the turbulent middle of the19th century in England, when her thoughts had a brand-new beginning. What permeates Jane Eyre most is this idea-women's independent consciousness. Let's imagine that if Jane Eyre was independent, she would have been strangled in her childhood. Without that independence, she would have lived with Rochester, who has a wife and a daughter, and started a new life with money and status. If she didn't have that purity, Jane Eyre in our hands now is no longer a touching classic that makes people cry. So, I began to think about why Jane Eyre moved us so much and couldn't put it down-that is, her independent personality and exciting personality charm.

However, we can't help asking, can we be independent only by this step? I don't think so. After all, women's independence is a long-term process, not overnight. It needs a thorough courage, just as Jane Eyre left Rochester resolutely, and it needs the heroism and courage of "the wind and rain hit Shui Han and the strong soil will never return". I think this should be the most crucial step, and it should also be a decisive step towards independence. However, Charlotte's Jane Eyre has left us a trace of stubborn character and independent personality. So she is a successful and happy woman.

Jane Eyre has always been regarded as a classic of independent women. I hope more Jane Eyre will come out in the sun, whether poor or rich; Regardless of beauty or plain appearance, everyone has a beautiful heart and a full mind, and can live with an independent personality and a strong personality.

Comments on Het Achterhuis's reading.

From 1942 to 1944, the clouds of war and genocide filled the sky, and the Gestapo's iron melon reached out to every innocent Jew and staged a terrible catastrophe in history. Anne is a Jewish girl. 1942 in July, her family and four other Jews went to the "secret room" of her father's company to hide because of the urgent news of oppression of Jews.

Life in the secret room is boring. There are very strict restrictions on monotonous meals, eccentric companions, not going out for several years, using water and going to the toilet. Fortunately, however, what she experienced did not make her heart barren, but it became a vibrant and hopeful field! Anne wanted to be a writer and a journalist, but this beautiful wish was so fragile under the overwhelming flood of darkness at that time, just like a bubble with colorful lights. But Anne still wrote: "This cruelty will end and peace and tranquility will come back. At the same time, I must stick to my ideal. Maybe one day, I can realize my ideal! " Reading this, I seem to see an unyielding soul shouting in the dark room!

After spending countless long days and nights in the secret room, Anne changed from a wayward and inexperienced girl to a mature girl. On Anne 15' s birthday, Anne had an amazing growth. She has raised introspection to the social level and began to think about gender equality and other issues: "Modern women should strive for the right of complete independence!" ""But independence is not enough. Women should be respected! " "I condemn our value system and men who don't recognize how great, difficult and beautiful women are in society! "... in an unimaginable era when war is spreading, everyone is in danger and countless people are lying in a pool of blood, Anne, a fifteen-year-old girl who has lived in a secret room for nearly two years, can talk insightful about the profound social problem of gender equality! After reading these, I can't help but sigh that war can destroy everything, but it can't occupy a strong, brave and free heart!

I believe Het Achterhuis will continue to spread, accusing war and ugliness, promoting peace and friendship, and moving and enlightening generation after generation with her sincere words!

The Analects of Confucius

Confucius once said such things as "never tire of learning, never tire of teaching" and "forget to eat when you are angry, forget to worry when you are happy, and don't know that old age is coming", and also said that "nine times out of ten you are determined to learn". Confucius lived to be seventy-two years old. His 57-year-old experience has made him both virtuous and knowledgeable, making him a great scholar and thinker, which can be described as shocking the past and shining the present (dare not say that there has been no one since, at least unprecedented). In this capacity, when his tall feet asked him, his answer turned out to be "I died at night when I heard the news, which was incredible."

As a great scholar with enough capital to show off himself, is it necessary for Confucius to devote his limited life to infinite learning and exploration? The answer is yes.

Confucius' characteristic is not to explore the specific nature of the universe, but to explore the specific temperament of society and life. Because the objective laws of everything in the world may be limited, but people's specific feelings are infinite. As a limited "man", he explored infinite "man", which is why Confucius felt that learning was endless. People's temperament and behavior are constantly changing. Every time new content is explored, old rules are broken. "If you don't know what others don't know, you don't know what people are." Confucius has made it very clear that human nature is the most difficult to understand. Confucius' most incisive exposition naturally embodies his profound views on human nature.

Tao Xingzhi said that thousands of teachers in Qian Qian taught people to seek truth, and thousands of students in Qian Qian learned to be human. At this point, it coincides with the concept of "benevolence" put forward by Confucius thousands of years ago. They are all great educators. Why are the views put forward thousands of years later strikingly similar? Undoubtedly, it is inevitable that both of them regard "benevolence, righteousness and morality" as their goal of continuous efforts and continuous learning to improve their self-cultivation and moral level.

In order to learn, you don't have to know the taste of March meat, which is enough to show Confucius' diligence, but if he is only diligent, I am afraid that Confucius will not be so respected by the world. His eagerness to learn is manifested in various aspects: a threesome must have my teacher, which is modesty; I am not as good as the old farmer or the old nursery. This is seeking truth from facts. Learning from time to time is a pleasure, which is an optimism. His learning spirit is not limited to our ordinary people's thinking: this is learning, and that is inappropriate. Confucius will accept everything in the world with the broadest mind, which is beyond our power.

Two thousand years ago, Confucius was a philosopher and educator with various skills to make a living and profound insights into the meaning of life. On the one hand, he has various professional knowledge such as etiquette, music, shooting, imperial examination, calligraphy, mathematics, etc., and also has the concept of management politics, and has a clear direction for the goal of education. Because of his numerous knowledge and abilities, he became the most important educator in the history of China civilization. Although many details of his life skills have not been preserved, his life wisdom talk has become a treasure house for China intellectuals who have lived in the world for two thousand years.

This is the knowledge of Confucius! This is the study of saints!

Maybe we mortals will never understand the connotation of the eternal paradigm, but everyone may find a new self from it.

Comments on home

When I was very young, I read Home, one of the torrent trilogy written by Mr. Ba Jin. When you grow up, read this book if you have nothing to do.

Home has created many typical images with skillful artistic techniques. Every image is flesh and blood, with distinct personality and lifelike.

There are about 70 characters in the novel, including an overbearing and aging old man, a dissolute and cruel hypocrite Feng Leshan, a corrupt wuye Ding Ke, a heroic girl Feng Ming who dares to resist feudal autocracy, a docile and kind-hearted Mei Fen, a kind-hearted granddaughter Rui Yu and so on. And Chueh-hui, Chueh-min, Qin and other young people who are influenced by new ideas and long for freedom and equality and rebel images. In fact, the book Home is about the course of a generation of young people during the period of social upheaval in China. Chueh-hsin, Chueh-min and Chueh-hui represent three different personalities. They come from a big family with four generations living under one roof. Because of different personalities, the trajectory of life is completely different.

Chueh-hui should be a typical figure of a representative new youth in Mr. Ba Jin's works. Ba Jin once wrote in the preface of the tenth edition: "A traitor to the old ethics, a naive but bold traitor. I want to pin my hopes on him and let him bring us some fresh air. We suffocated in that old family. " Chueh-hui is such a figure. He has new ideas and sees the disadvantages of society. He opposed the old moral norms. At the same time, he is also very naive. However, he dared to resist, and finally broke free from the shackles of the feudal ethical code family and entered the new life he longed for by riding the green water flowing eastward.

There is also a particularly striking atmosphere in the book: the colors of youth shine everywhere. This simple and natural environment is written by the author himself: "Eternal life is in the youthful Yuan Ye", "I will always remember that youth is a beautiful thing. It has always been my inspiration. "

Mr. Ba Jin's Home is a microcosm of the society at that time. The children at home represent all kinds of people in society. For example, the overbearing, aging and decadent supreme ruler of Gaos thought. He represents corrupt and greedy officials in government agencies. Those officials depend on their official positions to dominate the people at will. Invisibly, people have an aversion to him and pose an invisible threat to him. There are also corrupt officials like the cunning and greedy grandpa four, Kean, who use their cleverness to "squeeze money" from the public unscrupulously. Bribery is everything. There are also teenagers in society who are like corrupt black sheep and indulge in the virtual world of the internet all day. They are willing to degenerate because they can't bear the pressure from all aspects of society. Although there are so many "dark clouds", they can never hide the brilliance of the "sun".

In a word, the work Home, from the ideological content, made an angry accusation against the feudal ethics and feudal autocracy that destroyed people's youth and life, gave infinite sympathy to those who suffered and struggled under the weight of feudal ethics and eventually became victims, and paid great respect to those who struggled for a free life.

This society is always progressing, and it will not stop because of the shackles of non-progress, nor can it stop; Nothing can stop the trend of the times. On the way through, it will spray just the right spray, forming a torrent that will overwhelm the mountains and rush to the only current.