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I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to touch my soy sauce, fuck his ancestors! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Fuck! Refuse nothing, just miss you! ● Fall in love! Happy! Spend a lot of money from now on! Get married! Cool! From now on, someone is in charge! Divorced! Free! Sex costs money! Aids! Be silly! Lie in bed and die! "Two he scolded, four mud interface to scold seven?" "Saunders Das is seventh!" "Was it tall?" "The original height!" "The original height is enough!" "I swear, I strongly see it!" Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice! Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. People want to ask you: What are you doing? Just say: I'm crazy! ● An old couple went to a restaurant for dinner. When the waiter saw his wife eating alone, her husband did not move. "Do you want to kill or not?" "I want to wait until she finishes eating before returning my dentures to me." ● You are wanted ... The following is your crime ... being too kind to your friends, loyal enough, kind, pure, loving and lovely ... This court declares ... to be my lifelong good friend ● Long, long ago, on a snowy night, an old man was walking alone, suddenly fell down and lost his penis. In memory of him, people called him "the old man with eggs left!" ● The fly husband took the fly wife to the toilet to eat, and the fly mother asked: Husband, why do we always eat shit? When can we stop eating shit? The male fly said angrily: Don't ask such disgusting questions when eating ● Spring is here, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, caterpillars remarry, frogs have children and dimples. What are we waiting for? ● Why is it so dark? Because Niu Niu is flying in the sky! Why is Niu Niu flying in the sky? Because ... that's because you blew on the ground! ! ! One day, I saw you put your hand into the price check machine in the supermarket, which showed 8 yuan's trotters. You thought there was something wrong with the machine, so you stuck your head in it. I almost died laughing: pig head 18 yuan! The hunter killed the bear, but failed. In order to survive, he obeyed the bear and was humiliated by the bear. The next day, I hunted again for revenge, but I still failed and was humiliated. After several times, it was time to go hunting in the mountains again. The bear said with a wry smile, are you hunting or prostitution? ! ● How much love you have, you can start over. Supreme treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of home improvement cookies to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi! Wearing sacks and colorful slippers, he came up to me and said, "Come on, give me some." Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. The water said to the fish, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. ● The first part: Handsome on top, the second part: Pig on the bottom, horizontal criticism: Marshal Tian Peng. May I know your name? In the Hong Kong version of The Condor Heroes in the 1980s, several Song soldiers besieged Guo Jing's father and were killed by him one by one. Among those fallen Song Bing, one is called Stephen Chow ● Remember the military training under the tree? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!