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What kind of painting style would these dogs have if they were police dogs?
German shepherd
Policeman: Go!
Demu: Look at me and trust me.
German shepherd is the most common police dog. They can fulfill the order well. When there is a task, they will obey and carry out orders regardless.
Bode sheepdog
Policeman: Go!
Border priest: You have a gun, why don't you go?
Although the border shepherd has a high IQ, he is too smart. If they knew there was danger, they wouldn't risk running away first ~
Teddy Dog
Policeman: Go!
Teddy: Go? Fuck who?
Teddy dogs are smart, but they are small and not aggressive enough. They usually like to play hooligans and turn themselves into "criminals" in minutes.
strong
Policeman: Go!
Hal: Who am I? Where am I?
Husky is a neurotic dog. If they are police dogs, they will easily forget where they are or even what they are doing, and it is easy to reach an understanding with criminals.
Tibetan mastiff
Policeman: Go!
Tibetan mastiff: You all have to die!
Tibetan mastiffs are very fierce dogs, and it is difficult to control them when they are "crazy". If it is a police dog, it will be killed directly and there is no chance for interrogation.
Golden Retriever
Policeman: Go!
Jin Mao: But he seems to be a good man.
Golden retrievers are very docile and friendly. They are basically not aggressive to people. If it's a police dog, you may think it's a good man. wag your tail and welcome.
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