A joke about two-part allegorical sayings

1, heart-to-heart talk for three or nine days-cold

This can be explained as follows: on the snow in the park, a couple hugged each other and whispered endlessly. Others say: Nowadays, young people don't even know how to cuddle and avoid individuals!

2, wear a skirt for three or nine days-beautiful (frozen)

It's really cold for the girls to watch them running in the snow in skirts and bare legs with only a thin pair of stockings. People don't care: are you out and don't even know about "fake meat" underwear?

3, fascinated for three or nine days-there is fire in my heart.

In the film and television drama, it is a poor scholar who shakes his fan in cold weather. No wonder, there is always a fire in my heart!

4, drink Sanjiutian ginger soup-warm-hearted

My girlfriend caught a cold and I made ginger soup for her. After cooking, I feed her. She took one look and said contemptuously, why not ginger coke? My heart, my intestines, my insides, suddenly, it's cold!

5, eat plums for three or nine days-shabby

When I was a child, I could only eat frozen carrots for three or nine days. Now I can eat plums in winter. Do you feel shabby or not?

6, send fans for three or nine days-ingratitude

I gave you my hand-painted fan, but you said it was cold and unnecessary. Are you ungrateful or ignorant?