Is there a hilarious sentence? It's for the New Year's party at school! Urgent need! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1. The four of us walked onto the stage to celebrate the beating of gongs and drums. What shall we say? (Mao) Bye! (the first three people): It hasn't started yet. Why

bye? (D) Hey, hey, start again. All rights reserved

2. Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, have fun, sing and dance together, review the future of the historical exhibition and continue fb (corruption)!

3. The Sail League is full of gardens in spring, and an annual meeting will be held to celebrate the New Year. I will give you a new year (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (the first three people): who is it?

(Northeast dialect)!

4. Good evening, fellow students (waving your right hand). You are welcome to give guidance. No matter whether the performance is good or not, don't run away!

5. Let's say three and a half sentences today. If we don't speak well, we won't eat. It's our first time, adding to the confusion!

6. I'll say first when I come to the stage that the Cheyou Club has had many happy events in two years, and we are happy to warm our hearts. Let's take off (undress)! (the first three people): hey ~,

what are you doing?

7. The Sail Union is really lively, and the whole country knows it. Why? It's great.

8. Snow Europe is the best, and everyone praises our bobbin. If you want to ask the wire about it, wow ~ (exaggeration)!

9. It is said that the activities held the year before last were difficult to gather because of low popularity. Beijing Tongzi acted first and made a great contribution!

1. fb in Pearl Lake is the first. There are many European friends in Xianglu Garden at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year's Eve, which is booming!

11. Branches everywhere are not lonely. Dalian, Xi 'an and Jiangsu and Zhejiang have one activity after another. Happy!

12, Dalian cheese to eat seafood, Jiangsu fish and shrimp even pot end, Xi' an farmers to get together, to keep fresh.

in p>13 and 26, we made great progress, and social welfare was not lazy. Dalian was the first article to help students, and it was sweet to recall the bitter experience!

14. Later, some European friends made trouble in Dalian, ate seafood to see the scenery, and took a group photo, which was unusual and complete!

15. I can't forget the trip to Dalian, and the trip to the sea and wind is coming again. Everyone loves the happy theme. Welcome to come again!

In go on road trip, Tibet, in June and August, 13 warriors were all cows. They stayed in the history of the Sailing Union and traveled at their own expense!

17. It's a long way to climb mountains and mountains, a new chapter of unity and friendship, and the plateau is full of European fate.

a football team was set up in October and August, and the May 7th Reservoir went to a meeting. Luoyang, a cyclist from Henan and Shaanxi, got drunk. What was this?

19. The autumn wind is chilly, the advertising car stands are mixed with water, and there are Gui Li hooligans, small kind!

2. Car supports advertise everywhere, as if they know everything. Just take something and sell it. I don't want it!

21. When the bus squad came forward, the new Bambusa was not soft, and the advertising vest was cut all over. What a comfort!

22. Clouds are blooming, rainbows are floating, Sail Union members are laughing, and Sohu launches a new jar, which is lively!

23. Newcomers have joined more this year. Before buying a car, look for a nest, and the package is warm and warm, so give gifts!

24. Register id to browse the forum, speak first if there is no corruption, and ask for a logo to buy seedlings, as if everything is free?

25. Welcome to the big family of Sail Union to express your feelings. Go online and fb, and have fun (Shaanxi dialect).

26. In a blink of an eye, new people come forth in large numbers to change the sky. What are you going to do this year? Plan early! All rights reserved

27. It's not easy to prepare for the annual meeting. We have to work hard by all of you. We are all satisfied with eating, drinking, eating and enjoying. Now the meeting is over. (wanting to go)! (The first three people): That's it?

I haven't given you a New Year message yet! (D) Ok, ok, come again.

28. The Year of the Pig is an auspicious year, and there are endless words of blessing. Let's beat gongs and drums to say a few words of wishes.

29. I wish everyone peace, good luck and no disaster, obey the traffic regulations and set an example, and there is no fine.

3. Second, I wish everyone good health. Don't work hard with rest. You can't sit in the car every day. You should exercise.

31. Third, I wish everyone good financial resources, work hard to make more money, and maintain the vehicle is the key and the most economical.

32. Fourth, I wish everyone a happy family, respect the elderly and love the younger generation. Family happiness is as sweet as honey, and everyone envies it!

33. May everyone be happy. Husband and wife are always in love. Come to the forum when you are free. Thieves are fun.

34. Let's get together tonight, forget the hardships and tiredness of the year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and no sleep tonight!

35. There are many programs later, so let's not be wordy here. I wish you all great wealth!

36. (in chorus) Congratulations on getting rich. Let's retreat! (leading the crowd out of the stage)

Funny three and a half sentences

A: festive gongs and drums, (action: high five)

B: The four of us walked onto the stage. (action: instruct four people)

c: say three and a half sentences on stage, (action: greet the audience)

d: BYE. (Action: wave your hand and turn around to retreat)

(A, B and C all shouted: Don't go, come back! )

a: why are we standing here? (action: puzzled expression)

b: four people stand in a line. (Action: natural expression)

C: Today's task is very simple, (Action: relaxed expression)

D: Celebrate New Year's Day! (action: imitate the expression of making up your mind)

(All four said: Yes, celebrate New Year's Day! )

D: Words ...

A: God gave me feet, (action: fingers and feet)

B: Teach me how to stand still (action: akimbo)

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:-run away. (action: the way to run away desperately)

A: God gave me a tall and straight waist (action: akimbo)

B: taught me how to persevere

C: But I only learned (action: the expression of sighing)

D:-swagger. (action:)

A: God gave me hands, (action: shaking hands)

B: Teach me how to create, (action: how to make things)

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:-Begging. (Action: Reaching out for something)

A: God gave me a pair of eyes, (Action: the Monkey King looking a thousand miles away)

B: Teach me how to find out, (Action: Pretending to hold a magnifying glass)

C: But I only learned (Action: Sighing expression)

D:-Glancing around. (action: squint left and right)

A: God gave me a brain, (action: pointing at my head)

B: taught me how to think, (action: pointing at my head and turning my fingers)

C: But I only learned (action: sighing expression)

D:-sleeping. (action: sleeping soundly)

A: God gave me a mouth, (action: pointing at my mouth)

B: Teach me how to shout slogans, (action: shouting with my hands on my mouth)

C: But I only learned (action: sighing expression)

D:-Funny. (Action: shaking his eyebrows and putting a "tick" under his chin)

A: God finally got angry, (Action: angry)

B: Say:

C: Why do you take what I gave you (Action: puzzled expression)

D: Always fooling around is always funny and never learning well! (gesture: pointing)

A: I finally got angry, too. (gesture: angry)

B: Say:

C: Who told me that I was born with this material (gesture: smug expression)

D: The performance on New Year's Day made everyone laugh!

A: God gave a sudden shock all over his body,

(all four of them said it together)-fainted ..

A: Happy New Year greetings

B: Please forgive me if I didn't speak well

C: The wonderful program is behind

D: Keep watching.