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He is a happy man.
Every break, our teachers will spread songs full of happiness and passion, and we can always find the "happy golden key" to open our hearts in the busy study life. In this short ten minutes, the students hummed or laughed, and it was very lively.
All this is due to my deskmate, the "smooth operator". He said that he was not afraid of any troubles and could face any sad things with a smile, so he took such a nickname. As long as he is here, the blow will feel very happy.
"When will there be a bright moon? Ask for wine from heaven. " I heard the song of "The King of Reciting Poems" in the distance. When you look closer, you know that "Tong Shun Fu" is holding a palm-sized teapot on his back, "turning around with water", reciting a word and taking a sip of water. His voice is as thick as bamboo slips, as if to let all the students know that he can not only recite words, but also sing. The companion joked, "Hey, slick, did you drink tea as wine?" The "slick" turned around, narrowed his eyes and deliberately stretched his voice: "No, no, the meaning of reading is not wine." Then he pointed to the teapot in his right hand with his left hand, shook his head and continued: "I care about my mood, too." The classmate next to him interjected, "Isn't this Kong Yiji written by Lu Xun? You are too poisoned by the feudal education system. . "The whole class burst into laughter.
Laughter still reverberates over the classroom: while reading, the "slick" paced back and forth, and the water in the teapot somehow splashed on the glass. "Hey, slick, why are there water droplets on your lens?" A classmate shouted. "Oh?" "Old slick" stopped, took off his glasses, casually wiped the glasses on his jeans and put them on again. "Your eyesight is not bad. I will give you a yellow jacket! " "Ha ha ha." The students all laughed again.
It's another weekend of' self-study at night'. After eating dinner in a hurry, the "smooth operator" rushed to the classroom and announced loudly: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Today, I, the king of jokes, bring you another humorous joke called "Joking Title". The American film Titanic, also known as Titanic, was an unprecedented event when it was released in China. One day, two farmers were talking while walking:' I heard that foreign movies are very good, so what's it called' kick him'? Yes, I have. This movie is very touching. It also has a name. What "hello, madam"? ""His words made everyone laugh their heads off.
The story about "Fried dough sticks" will never end. Dear friend, don't you want to make friends with such a lively and cheerful person?
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