Animal joke stories Two stories about mosquitoes

The following are two animal joke stories I compiled. The scene about mosquitoes is quite heavy. These two stories are toad and mosquito's wedding night and animals are more talented.

Animal joke story toad and mosquito's wedding night

Toad and mosquito got married. When sleeping at night, the mosquito stroked toad's bumpy skin and said, you should go and have a plastic surgery at once. Look at you, wrapped in a bag, outsiders will think I stung you. ?

2. The ant and the elephant are going to get married. The elephant and the ant discuss: Are we not going to have a wedding reception?

The ant asked, why?

The elephant looked at the guest list of a thick book and said, there are too many relatives in your family! ?

The ant snorted. What's wrong with so many relatives in our family? There are so many relatives in our family, and together they won't eat one more relative than yours. ?

Animals are more talented.

Flies go to the hospital to register. The doctor asked: What's the matter? Mosquito replied:? Doctor, my stomach is upset! ? The doctor asked again:? What did you eat yesterday? The fly sighed and said, forget it! I used to drink O-type blood all the time, but yesterday, on a whim, I took a few sips of A B! ? Doctor:? You're not sick at all, just go home and recuperate! ? The fly said helplessly, doctor, just give me a few boxes of laxatives. I'm really sick, at least I'm not acclimatized! ?

A cat caught a mouse and was about to kill it when the mouse suddenly spoke: Brother Cat, please let me go. I want to tell you a big secret! ? The cat asked, what's the secret Say it! ? The mouse said, I found that the relationship between your wife and XXX is not normal! Let go of me and I'll tell you who it is. ? The cat was very angry and bit the mouse hard. Small sample, how dare you lie to me? I have been divorced for several years! ?

The eagle leads the baby eagle to practice flying. After hitting a tree several times, Kitty Hawk refused to practice any more. The eagle patiently enlightened the baby eagle:

? Son, don't give up! Haven't you read the book "You can't see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain"! How can you succeed without failure! ? The eagle replied:? Mom, but the book I read says: the braking system is unqualified, and you are not allowed to go on the road! ?

At night, a mosquito carefully looks for its target outside the mosquito net. Suddenly, it saw a mosquito flying comfortably in the mosquito net, so it leaned over and asked for it. You are really capable! You can fly in such a strong net. Can you tell me how you got in? The mosquito in the mosquito net replied:? Yes, it's simple, but you have to tell me, how did you escape?

The mice gathered for the annual election meeting. The old leader said: I will retire soon, and we must elect a competent new leader today! But one thing must be solved first, that is, the big cat at the door is too powerful and hurts many of our brothers. Whoever has the ability to get rid of that big cat, we will choose him as the new leader! ? Hearing this, a few young and strong mice became excited at once, all vying to settle accounts with the big cat. The old leader secretly rejoiced: Great, a few competitors are missing! ?

A bird is catching a dragonfly. Dragonflies are too fast to be caught for a long time. The bird gasped. I really admire you. Your flying skills are amazing! However, you also have shortcomings, that is, you can't stop in the air! ? Dragonfly proudly said:? What's so hard about that? Look at me! ? Say that finish, it really stopped in the air. The bird seized the opportunity, rushed up, ate the dragonfly in one bite, and proudly said, if I hadn't known you would be like this, I really wouldn't have caught you! ?

The moth was lying on a light bulb to keep warm when she suddenly saw a gecko approaching it. Mother asked in horror, What are you doing here? Gecko lazily replied:? Like you, I'm here to keep warm! ? Mother asked, "Do you really keep warm here?" ? Gecko replied:? Don't worry, I'm not lying. Really come to keep warm! ? Moths slowly relaxed their vigilance. Just when it was sleepy, the gecko suddenly jumped up and bit it. The moth struggled to say, you big liar, you are not telling the truth! ? Gecko said seriously: I didn't lie to you, I really came to keep warm! But I forgot to tell you, I also want to have dinner by the way! ?

Seabirds found a turtle on the beach and wanted to eat it, but they couldn't peck its head. The turtle's shell is so strong that it can't be pecked open. The seabird said angrily. You are shameless! Isn't there a thick shell on the back to protect it? If you dare, turn over and let me peck your stomach! ? When the tortoise thinks about it, the shell on his stomach is just as hard. It is better to let him peck twice and kill this heart as soon as possible. So, with the help of seabirds, the tortoise turned over with all its strength. The seabird didn't peck it and smiled proudly. Ha ha! You've been cheated! See how you turn over, I don't believe the sun can't kill you! ?