Dad, you'd better go. I'm embarrassed to go to the ladies' room.

When my baby went to kindergarten, I found a job, so I held a family meeting to distribute housework, and my husband chose to wash clothes. A month later, my husband pulled a face and said, "I want to change the floor." I am tired of washing clothes every day! " "I don't understand: washing clothes is the easiest job, just throw away the washing machine. The husband looked puzzled: where is our washing machine?

When I came home a few days ago, my mother pulled me aside and showed me a man squatting downstairs, saying that that man came to our house downstairs almost every day and told me to be careful. Could be a bad guy. After listening to it, I decided to add a password to the room's WIFI. Sure enough, he didn't come again these days.

Me: "The boss got a haircut". The boss looked at me and said, "Eight dollars. Hey, you are a student. " I thought about it, how can I see that I am a student when I am so mature, and I said confidently, "No!" " "The boss smiled and nodded:" Not a student 15 yuan ". . . .

Regarding the new year message sent to me by my ex-girlfriend, my current girlfriend said to me: understanding is understanding, and you still have to eat vinegar!

My wife and I took our five-year-old son to the vegetable market and public toilets. My son and I came out first, and my wife called: I didn't bring any paper, so I ordered him to send it quickly! I asked my son to get the paper. Xiong Haizi ran back to the door and said, Dad, you'd better go. I'm embarrassed to go into the ladies' room!

At the meeting in the afternoon, I saw Xiao Li next to me with a strange face and said with concern, Xiao Li, we are colleagues and comrades in the same trench. If you have any difficulties, let's share them. Don't back down. Xiao Li looked at me, nodded thoughtfully and farted!

The neighbor's mother and daughter came to my house as guests. Little Lori has been playing very well with me. This time, she suddenly said, "Big Brother, I will marry you when I grow up, okay?" The neighbor explained awkwardly, "Don't take offense at children's nonsense." I took a cup of tea and handed it to my neighbor: "Nothing, have a cup of tea first, Mom!" " "

I stole other people's peaches when I was a child. Because I wore a vest and trousers fork, I put peaches on my back and tied the vest in the trousers fork. Peaches are covered in hair, and they itch to death afterwards, so they dare not tell their families. I still remember that sour feeling!

I dreamed of quarreling with my boyfriend. He stopped answering his phone after he slammed the door, and I couldn't get in touch. So, I opened Taobao and kept shopping. A steady stream of credit card consumption text messages finally helped me call him back.

I used to get 890 points in my exams. When I went home, I was treated to delicious food. Once I tried my best to get 10 1, and my family knew that the perfect score was 150.

Shake it to the girl on the letter W. Very close to me. Me: "Probably?" Sister: "?" Me: "I'll give you an iphone7 when I'm finished." Sister: "I won't make an appointment." But brother-in-law if you give me an iphone7, I won't tell my sister about it. " Me. . .

Talk about the mood 202 1: Don't be embarrassed to refuse, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are anyway.

1, life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be realized. Smile right, don't panic.

If you are always ignored, why should you be ashamed of yourself? If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?

Disappointing things have never disappointed me, and they have seriously disappointed me every time, so it is better to raise sand than to hold it.

No one is born heartless. They all experienced and saw too much they didn't want to see, and finally chose to close one of their doors.

When you can't hold on, you can say "I'm so tired" to yourself, and never admit "I can't" in your heart.

6. Sometimes you may not even realize it. After you have experienced something or met someone, you seem to be a different person and quietly bid farewell to your former self.

7. Think less about useless things, pay less attention to people you don't care about, get busy and earn more money.

8. Don't be shy to refuse. Those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

9. The more experience, the less I want to talk. If the environment is different, others may not understand what you want to say, and you will slowly learn to bear it silently.

10, really hard life will not be comfortable. And as long as you become excellent, other things will naturally become better.

1 1, no matter how you live, we only have one purpose, don't go against your wishes, don't regret it, and fuck it.

12, for a moment, I suddenly felt that all my waiting was meaningless in your eyes, because I couldn't get any treasure from you.

13, I like those kind and mature people who have learned to be silent and considerate and are willing to repay those small mistakes and ignorance in life.

14 Why are you working so hard? Because everything I like is expensive, the place I want to go is far away, and the person I love is perfect.

15 Like shoes, if a person is destined to be yours, he will be completely suitable for you, without reluctance, struggle and pain.

I'm sorry, my heart is broken.

1. A person is missing. Pictures of two people.

2. How many promises have I made, but I haven't fulfilled them! -Sorry!

3. Leave the injury at the door and you can go-

I learned later that I was always right. The only thing I did wrong was to believe that you were right.

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink. You will see the whole process from clear to fuzzy.

6. If one day. What will you do if I disappear? .

7. Why should we take care of other people's feelings? If I take care of others, who will take care of me

8. I don't like your back, so I'll go first.

My invitation is your wedding invitation. Everyone present knows that you and I used to be so good, and now my whole heart is broken and you want me to laugh.

10. I lied to myself knowing that your signature was not written for me.

1 1. If we break up, don't meet again. It's not good for anyone.

12. Will you remember me now?

13. Sorry, my heart is broken.

14. The saddest thing is that the closest person in the past has now become a stranger.

15. Who's that? Who were you crazy about last night?

16. There is beauty in the storm! -

A promise is a debt? ^

18. You can hide your expression, but you won't lie if you feel uncomfortable.

19. Most boys smoke just to pretend.

20. No words, no imaginary hugs, watching you smile, and then we passed by.

2 1. Waiting is the most dazzling loneliness.

From the day I left you, the left atrium gradually stopped beating. ...

23. You said I was your life, but you didn't die when we were apart.

24. If you haven't forgotten, why not go and see it? If you don't see it, why not?

I hate your three wives and four concubines.

Classic sentences describing embarrassment

How many people have learned to live and love after experiencing the bitterness of the world, and then become real men and women. Hugs are mutual, so is giving up. Don't be embarrassed-if you are a young and lonely Pan Yungui, you are a lady, but I am not. I'm not as scheming as you, and I won't plot against people. I want to pretend to be a lady. Sorry, I can't.

My difference is that when I was five years old, I began to show that all the children in my class were scrambling to eat noodles. I seem to want to eat noodles very much, but I am ashamed of this insatiable behavior of human beings. Before I was five years old, I liked being shaken, but my parents never shook it several times. I am also embarrassed to ask why children who are afraid of God and can't walk steadily think so badly. I am sloppy and like to play with mud, but I am very concerned about whether others have touched my food. But now that I am an adult, I can eat human flesh. It was a hard memory. I noticed washing my hands until I noticed that China's plates and chopsticks were always open like public toilets. I was ill for a long time. The first time I ate rice, my mind was full of meat or a whole refrigerator. My mother added an egg to my porridge and taught me to have a bite. These idiots killed the noblest taste in the world. I felt very sweet and kept eating like this for a long time. In the last week, I felt cheated until my cousin described something about children.

Man is an impression animal, that's right, because everyone, when seeing that familiar and vague figure in the vast sea of people, will be desperate to push people on both sides to approach him, even if they want to call out their names in the second moment of approaching, but they find that they are not, they will be embarrassed to say: Sorry, I misjudged the person!

If you think you want to give things to garbage, and you think garbage has the right to eat in your site, then I'm sorry, we can't be friends or partners. No love. Divide up what belongs to each other. I am determined not to be with the enemy, and I will never let the enemy eat here. If the people on my side are eaten by my enemies, then everyone will go their own way, with different aspirations and different roads. Why are you going together?

That's what I am. On the surface, everything is calm, and I have never had any direct conflict with anyone. Some people asked me something, but I solved it behind his back. I'm sorry to disappoint you while you were waiting to see my joke. I'm still honest with you, but if you go too far ... I'm planning, and you'll feel tortured.

Just received a strange phone call, and a man said, Hello, congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan! Before I could speak, he smiled and said, I'm sorry, I just started to lie for the first time, and I couldn't help it. Then he hung up! Hang up! -WeChat friends circle

I suddenly found that many people have changed, which made me unattainable. Sorry, I am the child of ordinary people. Without your noble temperament, stay away from me if you dislike me.

Sorry, I have left you.

It turns out that I've been the protagonist in your lies for so long, hehe, I'm really sorry.

There's nothing to be embarrassed about, but you're not inspirational enough.

No matter how many people make you angry, it doesn't matter, they are strangers. I am always moved by a small sentence: I'm sorry, sister, I just took the exam and didn't reply to you in time. Sister, tomorrow is a holiday. I want to go out for a day and come back the afternoon after tomorrow, okay? I was afraid of making mistakes, so I wrote down their information one by one in my notebook and typed it again. Please check it again, sister. I'm afraid there is a mistake.

I know I'm giving, and I know you're giving, no matter how much, but we're all trying, and we've always been together. Looking at the input method, nine-key pinyin homophone input is a word we often use these days, which is warm and happy. Xu Zhu: In our time, we didn't kill 1000 enemies, so we are ashamed to call ourselves military commanders! -Xu Chen's Soul Street

If the earth's 4.5 billion years of history is compressed into an ordinary day, then life begins very early-"I forgot my name".

Gifts should be given to things that others really want to buy but have no reason to buy or are embarrassed to buy. -Kaiyuan Hsee, don't be an ordinary fool.