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Which Italian team does the famous British star gascoyne play for?
Corrected to paul gascoigne, gascoyne Nationality: British Date of Birth: 1967-05-27 Birthplace: Gateshead, Newcastle Height: 178 cm Weight: 80 kg Position on the court: Number of offensive strikers: 8 Years in Newcastle: 1983-65438. 1992 10, a match between Lazio and Parma was staged at the Olympic Stadium in Rome, which was also the first Serie A match for gascoyne to join Lazio after leaving Tottenham Hotspur. Before the game, the Dutch football magazine International Football published an exclusive interview with Lazio Dutch midfielder Winter, whose theme was gascoyne. "... gascoyne is not alone. His brother, his best friend and his bodyguard are all here. It seems that as long as gascoyne plays here, they will accompany him, and everyone has his own apartment ... The last away game is 12: 30 in the evening. I was just about to go to bed when gascoyne knocked at the door. When I opened the door, I saw gascoyne naked, but wearing a pair of glasses. Please feel free to call me if you need anything. He told me with a smile, which surprised me very much ... Later, I heard that he called a policeman friend, borrowed a pair of handcuffs and handcuffed his best friend to his seat, but in the morning, this group of people couldn't open the handcuffs, so they had to call the police and let other policemen loosen them ... The four of them often went out for a drive in the middle of the night, and the police car honked in front to clear the way ... He was completely crazy. "When these friends are away", the Olympic Stadium was built by Mussolini. The stadium is always full of crazy atmosphere. Only a genius can play calmly on this court. Gascoyne is a genius. When he made his debut at home, all his opponents knew the power of the British. Gascoyne took the ball in midfield and saw German teammate Thomas Dole running along the right, so he was ready to pass the ball. Parma's left-back defended very well, and the centre-back also blocked gascoyne's passing route. But gascoyne rubbed the ball lightly, and the ball passed through the narrow gap between the two defenders and landed easily in front of Dole at 1 m. The whole stadium is cheering for gascoyne. Lazio won the game 5-2. The Italian, who just met gascoyne, immediately fell in love with the Englishman and thought he was a lovely man with a special personality. Previous British players who failed in Serie A, such as Luther Brissett and ian rush, have always been regarded as introverted. They are old-fashioned and arrogant, don't take the initiative to deal with teammates, and don't learn Italian. Gascoyne is indeed an extrovert, but like his two predecessors, he doesn't speak a word of Italian. In Lazio at that time, there were not many players who could speak English. Among Italians, only fiori can say a few words, and only he has a better relationship with gascoyne. Winter, a Dutchman of one-eighth China descent, can also speak English, but he doesn't like gascoyne. Italian football clubs are very strict about players' public image, and gascoyne will always be a clown in public. However, compared with British tabloids, the "paparazzi" style of Italian newspapers is not strong enough, so more jokes made in Italy have not been used by British tabloids as a tool to expand sales. Corriere dello Sport once took a photo of naked gascoyne grabbing the private parts of his teammates in Lazio dressing room, but Corriere dello Sport dared not publish this photo. There are many fascists among Lazio fans, and some people in Britain are worried that their national treasures will be attacked by fascists. The Italian media's answer is puzzling: "Not all Germans are Nazis." Italians are very tolerant of gascoyne. They have never seen an Englishman release his football inspiration as freely as the Dutch and Italians do on the pitch. At the same time, after leaving the stadium, the British will not maintain the image of a gentleman like Reinkel, but will still enjoy life as they please. Even though his taste is a little low and his personality is a little perverse, his innocence makes people feel close. The media is always packaging him and hyping him, but Gazza will always be Gazza, not hoddle who was shocked by European football culture and lost himself. His true colors will not fade in the changes of time and space. He is still the original Englishman. PRIVATE EYES, a well-known British magazine, lists the "people with the highest photogenic rate" every year, that is, the person who has received the most public attention in the past 12 months, and this person is paul gascoigne in 1990. Why? Because of this fat clown 1990 summer tears in Italy? After the Italian summer, even gascoyne's mother began to call him "Gaza", although she had never given her naughty son such an awkward nickname before. At that time, no one asked gascoyne's mother why her nickname for her son had changed, because every reporter who asked questions had to pay 300 pounds before her mother could speak. From summer to autumn, from 65438 to 0990, there were three biographies of gascoyne in England, and every newspaper and magazine could see his fat face. Even though the single he sang in the entertainment circle topped the BBC's "pop chart", it actually became a pop song! Although everyone agrees that this is the worst pop song ever. The joke that gascoyne once paraded in Luton, a small town in the north of London, with a pair of fake breasts in a convertible turned out to be the 1990 "best comedy" selected by The Guardian. You know, The Guardian is a serious newspaper for the middle class and white-collar workers. Even if it is a joke, it is a joke that pretends to have a "taste".
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