Tell a cold joke

My best friend said: "It is estimated that only men in this world will suffer from haemorrhagia!" I asked: "Why?" My best friend said: "If a woman suffers from haemorrhagia, she will faint 7 times a month. Oh my god!"

I slapped my son: "You idiot, you can't even compare to our old sow!" The son felt aggrieved: "You dare to compare to me? Our old sow? With my mother’s temper, no one can compare with her!” I said, “Alas! My father is eager for his son to succeed! Why should we be looked down upon by humans?” p>

One day Xiao Ming fell down while playing football, leaving a lot of blood on his thigh. A female classmate handed him a towel. Then Xiao Ming deliberately stretched his legs over and said like a tough guy: "Humph, how about it, you girls have never seen so much blood, right?" The girl said: "Humph, your little blood is nothing, sister. I see more blood than this five times a month!

My best friend said: "Do you know why the stools are red when I go to school? "I asked: "Why? She said: "I'm afraid that if we girls come to visit our aunt, we might accidentally stick to the stool and not be noticed easily!" "I'm speechless!?