Humorous idioms and jokes

Idioms are similar to proper nouns, scientific terms, proverbs, two-part allegorical sayings, quotations and common phrases composed of four words in some respects. The following are humorous idioms and jokes I compiled for you. Welcome to learn from them, I hope it will help you.

Humorous and interesting idiom joke 1 1, tiny place-smallest place.

2, a word of gold-the most expensive manuscript fee.

3, boundless-the biggest space.

4, the text does not add points-the longest sentence.

5, a beginning without an end-the longest article.

6. Everything-the largest photo album.

7. A book is profitable-the best business.

8. A bolt from the blue-the most abnormal climate.

9, overwhelming-the biggest quilt cover.

10, narrow escape-the greatest luck.

1 1, pervasive-the smallest needle.

12, epoch-making-the biggest project.

13, stealing the sky-the most powerful thief.

14, eloquent-the biggest mouth.

15, heartbreak-the most intractable disease.

16, unbelievable-the smallest mailbox.

Humorous idiom joke 2 Smith: The key is the word "false". "Fake" means "borrow". Although foxes are carnivores, they have little prestige in the animal kingdom because of their small size and limited skills. However, the fox is smart and good at "pretending" the tiger's prestige. In the tiger's sphere of influence, whoever ignores the tiger's prestige will be unlucky. The fox is gambling on this point and has a very good life in the animal kingdom.

Bole Xiangma: The key is the word "Xiang". Since Bole has monopolized the right to promote Maxima, he is fully qualified and has the opportunity to "act on camera". The most typical way is not to nod when you see the benefits, not to sign when you see the benefits, and not to spread the eagle when you see the rabbits. ...

Stand out from the crowd: the key is that the legs of the crane with the word "Li" are so long and special. Standing in the crowd, it naturally seems that the flock is too ordinary, tacky and tasteless, and it is strange that the flock is not angry and has no opinion! Of course, if the crane knows that the better a person is, the more he should be a man with his tail between his legs. When they are in the flock, they don't stand so prominently, but when they are in Rome, they can squat down and keep in line with the flock, so they will definitely not be excluded by the flock.

Be greedy: the key is the word "open". It tells us that the degree of pupil opening is directly proportional to the amount of money. Of course, when your eyes open, your heart will open, and when your heart opens, the door to rules and principles may be wide open.

Fill in the blanks: The key is that the word "make up" and "make up" are not simply "make up". "Make up" means a wonderful performance means a successful show means a wonderful costume. In those days, there was no stunt of "filling". Can Mr. Nanguo's "abuse" still be mixed under the eyes of the King of Qi?

Kill the chicken as an example: the key is the word "scary". You see, the master's starting point is just to scare monkeys with chicken blood. How can he be serious about monkeys? Just wronged those innocent chickens and sacrificed their lives in vain.

When the mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts: the key is the word "shout". After all, "shouting" is only a verbal effort. Nowadays, people are becoming more and more "gentlemen", and "gentlemen" talk without action. However, no matter how loud you shout, no matter how loud the decibel is, and no matter how full the atmosphere is, you won't hurt a hair on the mouse if you don't shoot. "Rats" all know this simple truth, and they are still parading the streets. After a long time, they are not used to crossing the road without the accompaniment of "shouting"!

Humorous idiom joke 3 Stupid birds fly first: Why fly first? Because it is stupid, it is not afraid of death.

Tianshui is the same color: the sky is lewd like water.

Treason: If you carry a letter, you have to let righteousness walk on the ground. Because a person can only take one child. So it's better to have only one.

Cicadas take off their shells: Cicadas take off their clothes, then get into their shells and pretend to be hermit crabs.

Nothing: I'm talking about a small man, not only short in height, but also short in hair, which is a bit miserable.

Unfair injustice: This is the African version of Dou E's injustice.

Vigorous: boom! The house cracked with a bang. I thought it was bombing, but it turned out to be a fart collapse.

Courage: The person with the greatest courage is Bao Tian.

Myopia: Since mice are nearsighted, why don't they wear glasses? Mainly because cats don't know.

Cat crying mouse: Because the cat was beaten because it couldn't catch the mouse, it cried. That must be hungry.

Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers: but of teachers.

Because horses have bad breath. The point is that they are not in the same circle.

Cow expert: That was a mistake made by the ancients. Should be an expert in solving problems.

Cowherd and Weaver Girl: The daughters of cows and wolves are either heifers or wolves.

Overfull: heads are sold separately, and rotten ones can be sold. The business is really dark.

Call a deer a horse: Sorry, I'm nearsighted. I never passed biology class.

He is my brother: all of them are leftover men. Let's spend Singles Day together. Hello, comrades!

Half the country: four walls are empty. So having a house is different from not having a house.

Meng Mu Sanyun: Some people say that Meng Mu has 3,000 yuan and Mencius is lewd enough. If mother-in-law had three thousand dollars, she would be emperor.

Up into the sky: it must be a rocket.

Killing with a knife: not only can't you borrow money, but you can't borrow a knife. In case he kills someone, you are also responsible and may become a crime. * * * is also an underground party!

A match made in heaven: the river in the sky is the milky way, and the natural contradiction is the cowherd and the weaver girl. Unfortunately, they didn't catch up with the new marriage law. It is better to govern the country according to law.

Karma: You stole the fruit, and you deserve it. It means the Monkey King.

Grass boat borrows arrow: Cao Cao regrets it very much I'm a fucking bitch. I gave him 100 thousand arrows when I sailed the broken grass boat. If I knew, I would launch a rocket. Next time Brother Pig drives an aircraft carrier, I won't borrow it. Zhuge said: I dare not shine.

Cruelty: That's eating and weighing.

Chop and change: three fight landlords during the day and four play mahjong at night.

Three teachers teach nine streams: three teachers teach and nine students lose.

Take the lead: the sheep quit, I am the leader, you stand back.

The horse said, I'm sorry, I'm a dark horse.

People say: whether it is a dark horse or a white horse, it is a good horse to be advanced.

Scared bird: This bird is so powerful that it startled me.

Eloquence: What a big mouth that is.

Cut to the chase: that's your villa. When my father-in-law went to your house, he opened the door and saw Mount Tai.

Heart to heart: pig heart is not as delicious as wolf heart.

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