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How does the girl say that she has a stomachache after eating strawberries?
hello! A, practical action is always the most effective behavior to express love. Make her a cup of warm brown sugar water, watch her drink it with your own eyes, and help her rub her stomach intimately. B, bring good mood to the girl through chatting and help her divert her attention. You can tell her a few funny jokes, you can tell her something embarrassing about yourself, and you can make faces for her. If you do it well, the image of a good man will go deep into her heart. C, if you are now in a long-distance relationship. Because you can't run to her side, you can only comfort her and bring her a good mood. Female: "My stomach hurts." Male: "I feel very painful when I hear that you have a stomachache. If I am by your side, I will definitely make you a cup of brown sugar water and hold you gently in my arms." (Empathy, and show their concern) Female: "balabalabala" Male: "If only I knew magic, divide your monthly physiological period into a few days, and I will suffer together with you." (Humor diverts attention) Female: "Hahaha, I really want to know what your pain looks like. It's quite funny to think about it."
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