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There is a joke I don't know what it means.

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This is a secret murder of rabbits.

1. First of all, rabbits also have classes: big rabbits are ill, and to cure their illness, we must do whatever it takes, even sacrifice a rabbit as a medicine guide.

2. The big rabbit was ill, but five rabbits died suddenly, obviously induced by drugs.

3. "buying medicine" is actually slang. In fact, only some simple medicinal materials are needed, mainly drug introduction, so this "buying medicine" refers to killing rabbits used as drug introduction. Three rabbits are a killer.

4. Why do five rabbits do drug introduction? Because it is up to the doctor to decide which rabbit is suitable for introducing drugs. Two rabbits are doctors. 4. Why do five rabbits do drug introduction? Because it is up to the doctor to decide which rabbit is suitable for introducing drugs. Two rabbits are doctors.

It can be concluded that two rabbits killed five rabbits with a knife. What happened between them? Maybe it's killing, because of a female rabbit.

6. Who is the mother rabbit? Think about women's crying nature, so Jiutu is the mother rabbit. Jiutu knows the truth, so she cries because she loves Wutu.

7. "Six rabbits" is obviously a sick sentence. How can a rabbit lift it? He was obviously carried, because he died, so he was carried. The two rabbits who carried him dug a hole and buried the body. Yes, seven or eight rabbits carried him!

8. Were six rabbits killed by seven or eight rabbits? No, he was killed by three rabbit killers. The third rabbit doesn't want to kill him. The fifth rabbit and the sixth rabbit have a very good relationship. They happened to be together, fighting together, so the third rabbit killed them together. ==========================================================

1) As a complete story, there must be a causal relationship. This story has fruit (that is, love kills people, which will be discussed below), but there is no cause, so it is incomplete. Why is Big Rabbit sick? Did illness for no reason lead to the following bloody case? Obviously not.

(2) Strictly logically, all the characters (rabbits) in this story are related, and each rabbit has a causal relationship (motivation) in order, such as: Big Rabbit and Two Rabbits, Two Rabbits and Three Rabbits, Three Rabbits and Four Rabbits (this has been roughly explained above, so I won't go any further), but you think, 10000.000006000606

According to the above inference, we all ignore the key point of this story, that is 10 rabbit. Why did he appear in this story? Is it just to draw a sentence from nine rabbits? Wrong, this is a premeditated murder, and 10 rabbit is the mastermind of this case (not the two rabbits), and all the other rabbits are a pawn in his overall plan. The event process is roughly as follows:

(1) 10 Rabbit likes 9 Rabbit, but 9 Rabbit doesn't like him.

(2) Five rabbits and nine rabbits like each other.

(3) 10 rabbit jealousy

(4) 10 Rabbit is the closest person to Big Rabbit, and he knows the relationship with other rabbits like the back of his hand (that is, he knows what will happen next when Big Rabbit is ill), (for example, 10 Rabbit is like worshipping, and Big Rabbit is Kangxi) (5)5 Rabbit is also a powerful person in the DPRK. 10

(6) So 10 Rabbit made Big Rabbit sick (probably a chronic poison), and then everything mentioned above happened. .....

So the main thread that runs through the whole story is 10 rabbit, which is the end of this story and the main reason of this story, so the logic is seamless. The name of the story is one of the 36 strategies: killing people with a knife!

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The uniqueness of this nursery rhyme lies in the number of words in each sentence: 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 10 9 4 8.

Digital transliteration means: I die, I die, I die, I die, I die! ! ! !