Please give me some funny jokes for 15 or 6 year olds to watch

1. One time I went to a manga bar and rented a copy of Kindaichi. As soon as I saw the second page, I burst into tears. Someone drew a circle on a certain character with a blue ballpoint pen. Write, this is the murderer...

2. That day at a friend's house, I didn't know where I put my cell phone and couldn't find it, so I borrowed my friend's girlfriend's cell phone and dialed it to find out where it was. Enter my number and press the dial button. My name she saved is displayed on the screen: SB3 (then I feel relieved, fortunately it is the third runner-up...)

3. A group meeting at school today During the meeting, I suddenly sneezed unexpectedly. When I raised my head, I found that the snot was on the back of the girl in front of me. The girl didn't notice it, so she secretly wanted to wipe it off for her. As soon as she put her hand up, the girl next to her noticed. I yelled, "Why are you wiping your nose on someone's body!!?"

4. I bought an iPod touch. A friend of mine told me that the screen is very hard, no film is needed, and the keys are all scratched. fine. . Then I scratched it with the key. ..

5. When I was in college, I had a dinner party with my classmates and drank one glass after another. After a while, I felt a reaction in my stomach. . .

I rushed to the toilet and before I could stand still, it spurted out and filled the floor. . . . Susukou went back and sat down, as if nothing was wrong. After a while, my friend got up and said he needed to go to the toilet. I kindly advised him: "Don't go there. Someone just vomited. It's so disgusting."

6. When you get on the bus in the afternoon, take out your bus card and bang it. I put it into the coin hole...

7. When I was in middle school, I did a bad job on an assignment. The teacher gave me two words of approval in my homework book. I had to do it again.

The next morning I went to buy breakfast, and then I gave my deskmate my homework book and asked him to hand it in for me.

The most classic part appeared. After redoing it, he wrote: No Done. Handed in,

The next step is a tragedy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and what is even more tragic is that he is about to graduate. Just tell me,,,,,,,

8. When I was walking on a crowded street, a rapid and overbearing whistle suddenly sounded from behind. Before I could react, a Buick commercial vehicle hit me. Shoulder; I didn't get angry, I just gently took out the key and made a graceful stroke from beginning to end as it moved forward

9. Buy socks at a stall, one yuan a pair, cheap, originally I wanted to buy thirty pairs, but only the same black style was left. The sock seller lied to me and said that one color is good, and if I lose one, no one will be able to tell if I put another one on top... I was right. So I bought thirty pairs....

I changed them every two days...

As a result, almost two months later, my deskmate couldn't stand it anymore. , said: You are so lazy, why didn’t you even ask me to change my socks for two months?

Me:....

10. The temperature has dropped recently, and I was on the highway. I saw a strong man driving a roadster and wearing a motorcycle helmet.

11. On a whim, I used my photo as my computer desktop...and then my computer was infected...

12. A classmate in high school talked in his sleep

"Love Concubine, beloved concubine, don’t leave me."

I will turn to stone...

After a while

"The great Qing Dynasty has perished like this, I am not willing to accept it. , I am not willing to accept it.”

I immediately collapsed...

13. Tell me about my wife

The day before yesterday, my wife went online to find a financial software. I gave the computer to her, and I watched from the side. My wife skillfully opened www.google.com, entered "Baidu" in the search bar, then opened Baidu in the search results, and continued to find what she wanted - -+

Now, when I want to find something, I always tell my wife to go to Google and Baidu...

14. Tell me about a classmate’s parents.

His parents had just begun to fall in love. One day when I went shopping, my mother fell in love with a down jacket, but when I saw the price, I turned my father away.

His dad said: If we can’t afford it, why don’t we give it a try? His father forced his mother into the changing room.

When his mother came out, his father looked around, pulled his mother and ran away, saying: Run! While the salesperson is away!

His mother was wearing that down jacket, with the tags floating outside. She was dragged by his father and ran outside. He happened to pass by a pillar, and his mother hugged the pillar and cried. His dad turned around and said seriously: Run! Are you waiting to be caught?

My mother cried even harder. Then his dad laughed: Hahahaha...I paid for the clothes when you came in.

15. When reviewing homework, I saw that the students did not draw pictures when doing geometry problems, so I commented casually: No pictures, no truth~

16. My girlfriend wanted to check the phone bill, so she sent a text message to 10086: Mine How much money is left on the phone bill

17. Classmate A was in a car accident and suffered a broken foot and was hospitalized

A few of our friends who had a good time went to see him

As soon as he was admitted to the hospital I met his parents right away

I quickly went up to ask about A’s condition

As soon as I opened my mouth, it turned into “Uncle and aunt, A is How could he die? . . ”

His parents’ faces turned green. .

18. The funniest thing happened when I was in high school

There was no money at that time, so we often pooled our money to buy cigarettes. My buddy and I bought a pack of cigarettes that day.

I was just about to go to the toilet to smoke, but it turned out that it was class. It was the class teacher's class. Forget it, let's go to class first.

When I was in class, I saw that guy writing a note secretly. Then he kneaded a big ball and threw it over to me

The head teacher saw it, he came down and took it away, stood on the podium and started reading

Sweating, if I knew What is written on it, I would rather swallow it than give it to her

The head teacher opened his mouth: "Yak (my nickname, my classmates will recognize me if they are on the list of embarrassments)", all The class burst into laughter...

"Let me get two cigarettes for ZJ first." The whole class continued to burst into laughter...except ZJ

"The nickname given to the boss (a classmate) is not true. The boss) took two." The whole class continued to burst into laughter... except for ZJ and the boss

"Let's split the remaining two equally." The whole class was already laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt...

The most classic one appeared

"If you want a box, one less one, if you don't want one, one more." The whole class laughed straight away...

I was completely speechless... 囧RZ

19. My roommate played a trick on me and hid my wallet in a small box. The problem with MD is that the small box was a gift that I wanted to send to a female netizen in guanzou. I was so awesome and sent it two days later. Only then did I realize that my wallet was gone. I'm in Wuhan, and my ID card, bank card, and girlfriend's photos are all in the hands of a female netizen on Guanzou.

20. Yesterday at Wal-Mart, I suddenly had a stomachache. I forced myself to rush into the bathroom. As soon as I squatted down, I started to have an earth-shattering eruption. As a result, the child next door burst into tears. Her mother asked her what was wrong. She said , stinky~~

21. Arrive at the coast and complete the unloading. The exercise mission was to assign a certain garrison division to conduct an anti-landing exercise, and everyone immediately prepared vehicles. I was using a grease gun to oil the road wheels. The fat divisional political commissar stood behind me and looked at me for a while, then said with concern: "Thank you for your hard work, little comrade!" I didn’t expect that the tank has 12 wheels that need to be inflated. It’s really not easy for a tank soldier!

I was so moved that I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

22. When I was in high school, we always got together to smoke after class.

I happened to have something quite proud to tell everyone that day, so I smoked slowly

Everyone else had finished smoking, but I still had half a cigarette left. I saw that class was about to start, so I took two big puffs

Suddenly the head teacher came in. I threw the cigarette to the ground and flicked it with my foot. Step

But I had to hold my breath after taking two puffs of cigarettes

The head teacher had already seen it and came over to ask me if you smoked

I shook my head

The head teacher: Speak

Continue to shake your head

The head teacher was angry: Speak to me

Me: I... didn't... smoke... cigarettes... (As the smoke continued to spurt from the nose and mouth)

The head teacher couldn’t hold back his laughter...

23. Today, I went to dinner with my colleagues after get off work, and we ordered something When I plated scrambled eggs with chili pepper, I found a hair in it. Then my colleague picked up the hair with chopsticks and shouted, Boss~~ look at this, what is it? The boss looked at it and yelled, "Come on!" Give this lady a pair of chopsticks

24. I bought a piece of handmade facial soap online for 50 yuan. I only used it for two days. When I tried to use it again at night, I found that it was already half thin. There were still soap bubbles on it, which made me vomit blood.

My dad also said that your soap is so easy to use, and my whole body feels slippery after taking a shower.

25. It was my first time to eat Italian pizza. I didn’t know what to eat, so I ordered a set meal of 38 yuan plus 8 yuan for free cheese.

After finishing the meal, I found that something was missing. I thought, it turned out that a portion of cheese was missing.

So I shouted: Waiter, why hasn’t my cheese been served yet? I've finished eating, why don't I let others eat it?

Waiter: Sir, your cheese has already been poured on your pizza...

Me: It's okay, go and do your work...

26. When I returned to the dormitory at noon, I saw Coke in my cup and drank it all in one gulp. After drinking it, my face turned green. It turned out that the buddy in the dormitory bought a bag of vinegar while eating dumplings. He had no place to pour it, so he filled it in my cup. . .

27. The teacher likes to get involved in the topic. One day the teacher gave a topic: "My base radius is 20cm, my height is 50cm, then I..." Someone below said: "It's a loser..."< /p>

28. I am quite a messy person. I forgot to turn off the gas after taking a shower last night...

Then my mother helped me clean up the mess and said: So you will definitely You can't commit a crime, because evidence of a crime will definitely be left behind...

29. After physical education class one day, I was so hungry that I ran to the restaurant to eat. There were many people, it was too crowded, and it was chaotic, so I She yelled to the aunt who was cooking: "My rice should be cooked faster!", and the aunt shouted to the cook inside: "Hurry up inside! The beggars are waiting in a hurry."

30 , When I was taking my pocket, I dropped a key. I didn’t find it at the time, but I went back to look for it later!

There was a young couple on the roadside. The man suddenly said excitedly: Whose is it? Whose is it?

I thought it was a key and quickly said: Mine, mine! It's mine

I found out later that the woman was pregnant. . . . Pity my face. . .

It hurt for a few days

31. A real person who lived next door to me in my second year of high school...

A certain person was sleeping in class... and was discovered by the teacher

He was furious Big...just ask A to go to the blackboard to solve the problem...

If you can’t write, prepare to humiliate A in public

Actually, the teacher started to get angry before A even got to the blackboard He...

It's shameless to dare to sleep in class when your grades are so bad

Have you left your head at home... you will only sleep all day long...

< p>I didn’t expect... that he could actually write... and explain it beautifully...

The teacher was a little unable to get off the stage... so he had to ask him to go back to his seat and leave him alone....

Unexpectedly, he actually choked with the teacher...

I'll take a nap first

You can ask me later if you have any more questions.

32. My younger brother went to a certain elementary school to play basketball. He heard a girl in the lower grade ask a boy in the lower grade: "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly: "My mother gives me 3 yuan a day." Yuan, two and a half of which I let you use to buy snacks. Do you think I love you or not? /p>

One day at noon, during lunch time, there was almost no one in the store. An uncle-like person came to the counter next to my girlfriend and looked at his mobile phone. It happened that the girl at the counter had not eaten yet, and looked at the uncle weakly. It’s not like the owner who bought a mobile phone, he didn’t get up and put his arm on the counter to support his head, because this girl’s breasts are relatively large, and the uncle looked at her and suddenly realized that he could see her breast grooves. , eyes wide open, my wife found out and wanted to remind the MM, but the MM had no response. After a few minutes, the MM said: Brother, have you seen enough? Just buy a mobile phone...

As a result, the uncle bought a mobile phone and ran away without saying a word...

34. I heard from a friend that a relative of one of his colleagues came to Xiamen and the relative gave him a Xiamen e-Cartoon. When getting on the bus, this person showed the e-Cartoon to the driver and wanted to find a seat. The driver stopped him and said, "Read the card." He picked up the e-Cartoon and read out loud: "Xiamen e-cartoon~~", the driver said: "Read it over there." The man actually walked directly to where the driver pointed and read with all his strength: "Xiamen e-cartoon"... the car lost control on the spot

35. One day I pooped in the toilet (the toilet in the school dormitory, squatting position). I squatted for too long and my legs were a little numb, so I held the door with my hand to keep my balance. Then I felt that another piece of poop was about to come out, so I started I exerted force on my hands and the result... was that the door lock was broken and I got out.

You can think of your classmates who were outside. Did you see the scene? A naked classmate suddenly rolled out of the toilet, and a piece of poop spurted out of his vagina. It was absolutely shocking! And everyone was on the same floor! We all know each other, I am X! ! I can’t hold my head high in front of these classmates in this life...

36. In the morning, my husband sent me to work and left. Then I suddenly received a text message from him: "I just fucked that bitch ( I'll send you off, my dear."

37. There was a girl wearing a mask sitting next to me on the bus in the morning, and she was seated by the window. It wasn't like the flu was very hot right now. It was dangerous, so I didn’t think it was anything. Everyone knows that it is winter now and the bus windows are closed when there are so many people. The smell on the bus is naturally worse and everyone frowns. But the girl's expression was so natural that she took out a straw from her pocket and put it at the corner of her mouth, opened the window a crack, and greedily sucked in the air outside. . . . . This move is definitely not ordinary people =. =

38. Our math teacher always likes to pretend to be humorous and tell jokes that no one laughs at.

Our whole class decided to prank him and wait until he came first in class. When we were saying this, we all laughed together

That day he came in and was silent for a moment and said that his father had passed away

I immediately laughed loudly, and the others were silent.

39. I was visiting the supermarket

I saw a cashier counting a pile of coins very seriously

A child ran by and sang: Door There is a group of ducks passing downstream of the front bridge. Come on, count them, two, four, six, seven or eight. . . .

Then the cashier was very depressed and threw half of the coins back to count again....

40. When I was living on campus in high school, a classmate came home and asked him to help. I carried some things and sent a text message: burn me some clothes and money.

41. I was on a date with my girlfriend. I saw someone in front of me who looked very similar to my girlfriend, so I went up and patted her butt.

She turned around and slapped me.

At this time, someone tapped me on the shoulder...

As soon as I turned around, my girlfriend slapped me.

42. I suddenly received a call that day: "Guess who I am? If you guess it correctly, you will get a gift!"

I guessed all the possible people, but it was still wrong. Later, I got angry and asked, "Who the hell are you? If you don't tell me, I'll hang up the phone!"

As a result, the man said: "I'm a courier, and you have a package..."

I vomited blood at that time

43. Yesterday morning, a comrade I had not seen for more than 20 years suddenly called my office and said: "Old comrade, do you know who I am? ?”

Of course I don’t know who he is. He is from Shexian County, Anhui Province and works in a local foreign-funded enterprise. Recently, a vegetable dehydration company here jointly developed a new product with their company. He was posted to our company in Xinghua as a technical employee of a foreign company.

This news is indeed too sudden. When we were in the army, we talked about everything and had a very good relationship. We lost contact with him a few years ago, and I didn't expect him to suddenly come to our Xinghua. I told him on the phone that I would go to their cooperative unit to pick him up immediately and meet him at noon.

I arrived at their collaborative unit, what a guy! The company is really impressive, and the management methods are all foreign-invested. As soon as I entered the company, the security guard interrogated me. The registration and signature were very strict. It was probably because my comrade was stationed in the unit that the security guard allowed me to enter the company.

I walked to the workshop that the old comrade-in-arms mentioned. The old comrade-in-arms saw me, nodded towards me and made a face. I understand what that means. It's not yet time to get off work, so no visitors are allowed, so I was asked to wait on the side for a while.

I was bored and walked around the workshop for a while. I took out a newspaper from my bag and read it by the workshop door. Suddenly a man who looked like a boss came up behind me, and there was a security guard standing next to me. He looked at me, patted me on the shoulder and said, "How much is your monthly salary?"

Me He smiled politely and said, "Not much, just one thousand six hundred yuan." Without saying anything, the boss-like man counted out one thousand six hundred yuan from his bag and threw it to me and said, "This is Your salary this month, you are fired, please disappear from here immediately." After saying this, he left without looking back.

The security guard pushed me out of the company door very rudely. I struggled and asked, "Who is that person?"

"Who is it? That's the boss. You can't even tell me." He doesn’t even know why he is still hanging around here.”...

44. I am a nurse and I work the night shift. In the middle of the night, I suddenly remembered that the vegetables I planted were confiscated for fear of being stolen by others. , I called my sister and asked her to collect it for me, and steal some from others. After making the call, I went to deliver oral medicine to the patient. I entered the room gently, patted the patient awake, and said softly :Uncle, get up and steal the food!

45. I cooked crabs last night. After the water boiled, I threw the crabs into the pot one by one. The crab roe is very fresh and moving around in the pot.

My wife was too kind to see this, so she hid behind me and covered her eyes, not daring to look.

I said with relief: Jiajia, are we too cruel?

Wife: Hmm... Did you add salt?

46. Taking the bus today, the driver asked at one stop: "Close the back door!" No one answered, so he closed the back door and started. This was a weak voice from a girl in the car: "Open the door!" The driver braked angrily, opened the back door with a bang, and shouted: "Get out quickly!" Everyone in the car looked at the back door, but no one got out for a long time, looking at each other. I don't know what's going on.

At this time, the woman on the car TV said again: "Open the door!"

47. I farted on the bus,

See you later People around me waved their hands with painful expressions.

I waved too.

The lady next to me turned her head and said to me: Stop pretending

48. The Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and the work unit distributed a box of milk and a bag of good Thai fragrant rice. A female colleague in the work unit asked me to help her move home after work. When we got downstairs, the colleague said to me: "No one answered the phone. You wait for me downstairs. I will go up and take a look. If my husband is here, I'll ask him to come down and move it. If he's not there, I'll have to ask you to help me move it up. "We are all friends, so I nodded and didn't say anything.

After a while, a female colleague stood on the balcony of her house and shouted: "Come up here!"

I didn't hear it at first and didn't respond. I heard my female colleague shouting loudly: "Hey! My husband is not at home, come up quickly!"

As soon as these words came out, the neighbors were alarmed, and they all just came home after work. , the house was full of people, and everyone ran to the balcony to watch. As a result, I am no good in public, not even in public, and even less so when I leave. NND, there are still many people in the community who know me. I wanted to remind her not to shout: "What did you say?". Unexpectedly, my female colleague not only didn’t respond, she thought I didn’t hear clearly. She made a trumpet shape with her hands and put it in front of her mouth and shouted every word louder: “Did you hear that? My husband is not at home, hurry up. Come on up, wait for it!”

49. There are frequent scandals in Wuhan University. I don’t know if this counts-Wuhan University had a weekly Yi class. The teacher came in with a compass and talked around the classroom. He turned around in a circle, and then uttered a sentence: Students, it is not appropriate to go to class today, school is over

50. One night at around four o'clock in the night, a friend called and said: "Well, I just watched it I saw a missed call from you last year on my phone, so I called to ask you what happened."

I was speechless

51. When I was in elementary school, a male classmate of mine, I picked up a piece of paper when I was walking. When I opened it, I was surprised. It was a piece of paper with curse words written on it. It said that if you don’t copy the contents of this paper 50 times and send it to others tomorrow, you will die. It's ugly blah blah blah. My classmate was so frightened that when I got home, I quickly copied 50 copies overnight. The next day he distributed it to others, a few at first, but later everyone knew what it was and refused to accept the paper he handed over. The morning passed like this, and he still had dozens of copies in his hand.

In the first music class in the afternoon, the teacher happened to call his name and asked him to sing. The little boy stood up with tears in his eyes and said quietly: "People are almost dead... How can I be in the mood to sing...".

52. A high school classmate of mine worked as a toll collector at a highway intersection after graduation. One day, a Japanese man came to his window and asked for directions. He could not understand a word of the Japanese's fluent English, but his strong patriotism told him that he could not embarrass himself in front of the Japanese, so he smiled and nodded: "yes, yes, yes~!" Then the Japanese People ride bicycles on the highway!

53. My wife and I went to the Temple of the Reclining Buddha. My wife couldn’t walk on the road, so I carried her on my back.

An old woman saw it and said seriously: I see you are also a person who has read. If your wife is sick, you should go to the hospital early, worshiping Buddha is useless

54. The classmates went on an outing and climbed to the top of the mountain. One girl stood on the top of the mountain very excitedly and shouted: Motherland, my mother! Then a boy who had a crush on this girl shouted excitedly: Motherland, my mother-in-law!

55. My house was rented to a Japanese guest. One day, the guest called me and said in not very fluent Chinese: "Chen Gong (sang), the natural gas at home is running out." "Can you help me?" Since the guests usually rarely bother me, I really hope not to cause any inconvenience to him because of the house, so I asked casually: "Kurokawa Palace (sang), what about that?" Have you breathed your last now? "@#......Percent sign ￥@#, I felt something was wrong as soon as I said it. Fortunately, I am a Japanese person who doesn't understand the "essence" of Chinese, so I actually replied: "You haven't breathed your last yet. I’m going to die within three days!” (o!o)

56. When I was in primary school, I only had a few cents of pocket money every day. Once I saved up for a few days and finally bought a pack of spiced melon seeds. , I knocked them all secretly during class, and put all the melon seed shells in the desk drawer.

When I came to class in the afternoon, I was greedy again when I saw the melon seed shells, so I put the melon seed shells in my mouth again. I sucked it once and it tasted good. .

When get out of class was over, a classmate asked me what to eat, and I had to say melon seed shells. Specially bought spiced melon seed shells, only the shells without meat, just for the taste. . As a result, a group of classmates gathered around my seat that afternoon and ate the melon seed shells that I had licked twice. . . .

57. When I was in school, the school was a bungalow. When school started in September, many new students came. One day, a new student, who seemed to be a class representative, was holding a pile of homework and asked me: "Where is the math office?"

"Next to the men's restroom." The math office is indeed next to the men's restroom, but on the left.

The man walked to the right side of the men's room and shouted "Report" to the door.

There was a pause, and a voice came from inside: "No entry!"

58. When I was in school, the school was a bungalow. When school started in September, many new students came. One day, a new student, who seemed to be a class representative, was holding a pile of homework and asked me: "Where is the math office?"

"Next to the men's restroom." The math office is indeed next to the men's restroom, but on the left.

The man walked to the right side of the men's room and shouted "Report" to the door.

There was a pause, and a voice came from inside: "No entry!"

59. After high school military training, the first day of class is Chinese class.

My deskmate did not come over for a break and fell asleep during class.

The teacher saw, "The sleeping classmate,

Please answer this question."

The classmate woke up in excitement, "I don't Yes..."

Teacher: "Pay attention, don't sleep anymore,

Sit down! Then student No. 53 will answer this question."

The deskmate stood up again: "Teacher, I don't know how to..."

The teacher was stunned, "Sit down, then classmate ××× will answer!"

The deskmate Then he stood up: "Teacher, I really don't know how!"

"Sit down! The Chinese class representative stood up and answered!"

The deskmate stood up again: "Teacher, I am the representative of the Chinese class..."

60. When I picked up the car from the carport and saw no one around, I boldly put a P, which caused a loud noise from the motorcycle anti-theft device next door

61. Taking the bus, I sat in the front row by the window.

Half an hour later, I stuck my head out the window.

There is also a guy in the back row with his head hanging out of the window.

I shouted to him: "Tuck your head in."

The guy didn't seem to be a fuel-efficient lamp, so he said with sideways eyes: "Go, it's none of your business."

p>

I retracted my head, and the guy also retracted. I turned around and said to him very politely: "Please don't stick your head out of the window again."

I stuck my head out of the window for the second time. .

I guess that guy had a lot of self-esteem. He thought, if you can stretch, I can stretch too, so he stuck his head out the window again.

I couldn't hold it in any longer, I vomited, and the dirt covered the guy's face.

The guy screamed wildly, and my friend next to me, who was tall and round, said to the guy: "What's your name? I've said hello to you.

62. High School When I was young, I liked to play football, and my GF often watched me play. One time I was practicing the goal post, and she ran over and said, "I'm standing there, can you kick me down?" "(About 15 meters) I said give it a try!

I didn’t know which meridian was drawn, but I volleyed hard and hit my head!!

I burst into tears on the spot. Don’t talk to me about this for a week!

63. I told my friend that I lost my bicycle, and it was less than a week after I bought it.

My friend said that’s fine. What, I bought a bicycle and lost it after just one glance:

My friend asked someone to buy a bicycle. At around 12 noon, he was cooking in the kitchen when he heard someone shouting from downstairs: " Section Chief X, I bought the car! "

My friend poked his head out of the window to take a look and said, "Put it there. I'll go down right away. Thank you! ”

Turn off the fire, wipe your hands, and go downstairs.

NND, the car is gone...

64. Once, after the class bell rang, The boy rushed into the classroom and rushed to the last row. The teacher said: If some students are late, please come in through the back door and don't disturb others! After the boy sat down, he took out the bun and took a bite. The pretty girl kept staring at her. He thought that she hadn't had breakfast either, so he gave her the buns diligently.

The teacher spoke again, this time with an ugly face: Forget it if some students are late and are still eating breakfast in class, it’s okay to eat it yourself, so don’t give the buns to the teacher!

65. My parents said that when I was young, I lived with them in a hotel. When I woke up in the morning, they found me brushing my teeth with a toothbrush. The problem was that the sink in the hotel was higher than me, so they Asking me how to fill the water, I took them into the toilet and pointed to the toilet...