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It is said that in a private school, the teacher is teaching students about reincarnation. The teacher asked, "What do you want to do in your next life?" A student replied, "I would like to be a bitch." The gentleman asked, "Why do you want to be a bitch?" The student replied: "because' money is near, the bitch gets it; In the face of difficulties, the bitch is free. "

Hearing this, the teacher said angrily, "Qu Li has no bitch!" "

In desperation, the students actually made a couplet: "There was a ram in the Spring and Autumn Period."

(According to the Book of Rites Quli, the article wrote: "If you are rich, you can't; If it is difficult, it is inevitable. " This is really an important principle for a gentleman to stand on the world. There is a biography of the ram in the Spring and Autumn Annals, which is said to be written by the ram. The biography of Gu Liang was passed down as Gu Liangchi; Zuo Zhuan was written by Zuo Qiuming. )

I've been fidgeting at school. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was so depressed sitting in the classroom that I immediately ran to the aisle to smoke. Not long after I lit a cigarette, a girl from PL came over and asked me, "I'm studying by myself now! How did you get out? " I said, I'm bored by smoking, MM Which class are you in? How also ran out. PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class! At that time, I was so excited to say, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed? She said: well, a freshman in our class ran out from self-study and I came out to find him. I smiled, it seems that someone still can't sit still. What do you want from him? You're not his mother! MM: I can't help it I'm his head teacher! I was cheated at that time ... A minute later, I choked and said, Teacher, you look so young. ...

Du Xiang Mobile Phone Culture University suggests: "A gentleman is not strong if he is not heavy, and his knowledge is not solid. The Lord is faithful, and a man without friends is not as good as himself. If they pass, don't be afraid to change. " A gentleman has no prestige if he is not solemn; What you have learned will not be strong; We should give priority to loyalty, respect everyone, realize that all our friends have something higher than ourselves, learn from their strengths with an open mind, and don't be afraid to correct once we find our mistakes.

An old lady said with tears after watching the black 100-meter race, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

Du Xiang Mobile Culture University reminds: "Don't speak lightly if you don't see the truth, and don't preach lightly if you don't understand it." Don't express your opinions easily before you see the truth, and don't spread them at will if you don't know the truth clearly enough, so as not to cause adverse consequences.

Yang, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, was jealous of Li Bai's talent and always tried to belittle him.

One day, Yang came up with an idea for Li Bai to compare the sentences in these three steps. As soon as Li Bai entered the door, Yang said, "Two apes are chopping wood on the mountain. How do they saw?" "See" homophonic "sentence" and "monkey" allude to Li Bai.

Hearing this, Li Bai smiled and said, "Since the Prime Minister started, I can't say for sure within three steps, and I will lose."

Yang wanted to finish the three steps quickly, but just after one step, Li Bai pointed to Yang's foot and shouted, "A horse is hiding in the mud, see how the beast gets out of its hoof?" "hoof" and "title" are homophonic, and "beast" alludes to Yang, which is quite right with the first part.

Yang tried to take advantage, but he was humiliated by Li Bai.