Praise one's own funny sentences

1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

2. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

3. Some people say that I am handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news after thinking about it all night.

4. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It's your own problem that you like me.

5. Is it that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

6. Although I am handsome, I keep a low profile!

7. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

8. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can eat by my face, but I have to rely on my talent.

9. At that time, I didn't have any talent, just because I was handsome, so at that time, people who liked me were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

1. Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

11. It's so annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but don't know that I have a clever brain behind it?

12. I am often blinded by my handsome eyes, but I can't kiss myself.

13. In the ranking of grades, you rank first if you are ugly, and I am handsome and casual.

14. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome and chic deskmate with a low voice and sexy, charming and selfless laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as a Gua Tian.

15. I am handsome, handsome and cool, charming, well-proportioned, good-looking, young and rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and graceful. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

16. I have handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

17. Mosquitoes in summer. I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

18. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I am not proud of being handsome.

19. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again.

2. I don't have a story, but I have conquered many people just because I am handsome.

21. Call me handsome whatever you want. I don't mind, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

22. It's a nice day today. It's a good day to go out and show off your handsomeness.

23. Visiting the Zen master on a mountain one day: Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a handsome boy. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled and took out a mirror. It suddenly dawned on me: Master, do you mean you must pay more attention to your image? -The master said: You will know what a handsome boy is when you look in the mirror!

24. Known as a pear blossom over a begonia, people gave him the nickname "Jade-faced Flying Dragon", which is the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, a combination of chivalry and benevolence, and a great man in the past.

25. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

26. No, I will study hard, and I don't want to be told that I live by being handsome.

27. I once participated in a world-wide lying competition and won the first prize because I said "I am not handsome".

28, hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

29. A handsome man like me can only be used to it.

3. I quite admire Madame Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. As I am sure I can't do it, she is often dazzled by her handsomeness.

31. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

32. If Shuai Neng is the food, Ben Shuai Neng will feed 3 billion people.

33. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that-ah, handsome can be so specific!

34. It's usually 8 yuan to take a taxi to work. After the taxi arrived today, the master insisted on charging me 13 yuan, which was really disappointing. I asked him angrily, why do you want so much! The master was also very excited and answered me loudly-what happened to you being so handsome and I overcharged you by five dollars! What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless.

35. If there is an afterlife, I wish I would stop being so handsome and be ordinary.

36. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

37. Why don't I have a deskmate who is so handsome that I have one?

38. You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

39. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

4. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, after living for so long, a handsome word runs through my life.

41. I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. He studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows astronomy and geography above, but he knows little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often leads beautiful women back, and handsome men jump off buildings. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy" in primary school, I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I take a photo. oh I suddenly understand ...

42. I wonder why people always say I'm handsome. It's annoying!

43. I'm stuck in your list, and I look handsome without saying anything.

44. Just now, a particularly handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time. No one broke the peace until my hands were tired. I slowly put down the mirror.

45. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

46. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My handsomeness has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.

47. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? I told her there was none, and a friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually, pretty girls chased him, and the girl fainted at that time.

48. Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on?

49. Exam scores can distance us, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

5. I'm tired of being so handsome at this age.

51. Being a handsome boy is very painful. You grotesque people won't understand.

52. My big eyes, bright and fond, symbolize pure beauty.

53. You don't even have a dream. What's the difference with salted fish? -Have you ever seen such a handsome salted fish?

54. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

55. Are you afraid that your lover will be taken away if he is too handsome on Valentine's Day? Don't look at me. It's no use looking at me. I'm more handsome than him.

56, finally understand a truth: ugly people should read more books-no wonder, since childhood, people say that I am not the material for reading.

57. I am chinese odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

58. Think clearly before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

59. There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? Tell me why! How can I be so good!

6. I really envy you, knowing me at such a young age.

61. Today, on the bus, it was said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I got off the bus decisively because I was so handsome.

62. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at myself. You have such a handsome and beautiful face. Are you willing to live up to it or spoil it?

63. Baidu: Is there anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, it can't be found.

64. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone got angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the world war is about to begin.

65. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

66. Some people said I was handsome and I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

67. I once participated in a world lying competition and won the first prize, because I said: I am not handsome!

68. Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say that I'm handsome behind my back and that I look good. Are you tired of it? Like no one knows.

69. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

7. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I can't give up such a handsome face.