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Classic Personality Signature 20 19

1. Those who love me and those I love can't count on those I love.

I know that I am special in your eyes, because in your eyes, as long as I am a woman, I am special.

3, the end of love is true love, love to the edge that is ambiguous mood.

I want to save the summer sun for winter.

5. Bodhi has no flowers and lotus has no buds. Buddha cassock, Taoist hold fast. When crossing the world, you practice Buddhism, except that the demons become illusory.

6. Time keeps the past and does not dilute any memories.

7. Stocks go up and down, but stocks marked with confidence will make you go up and down forever.

8. Love is cruel. Only on the balance in your heart can you measure whether you have love in the other person's heart.

I don't need to wake up every day to see you. I just want to turn my head every day and see you listen carefully.

10, the fool said, the fool waited for you, but the fool came back and the fool left.

1 1, because I know you won't leave, so I will do whatever I want.

12, shredded green peppers and shredded green peppers are the same dish. The key is who will fry them.

13. In fact, we guessed the ending when we were together, but we still refused to give up. We want to see how far we can go.

Her eager face haunts my dreams like the rain at night.

15, those girls taught me to grow up; Those boys taught me to love.

16, half is separation, half is missing you silently.

17, I am happy and lonely. I lack satisfaction. Even if the game is happy, I will not be happy. Most people want to cry when they are happy.

18, vague sadness and scattered crying spread the pain of waking up from a dream.

19, if one day, I disappear from your world, will you run around looking for me like crazy?

Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you.

2 1, the memory is submerged by time, the heart is calm in ups and downs, and the heart goes straight from now on.

22. Do you have such a person in your heart? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it.

23. With too many expectations, how dare you fail easily?

24. When your ability can't control your goal, you should calm down and experience it.

25. Time pushes me forward, but my heart stays where it is.

26. I like people who are bored in front of others and coquettish in front of me in Men's Show.

27. If you don't believe in hard work and time, then time will let you down first.

I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.

29. It's nothing to remember the whole when you are alone. But if we cherish the memory of filth, we parted again.

30. Curved moon, boat, two-headed boat. I sat in the boat and collapsed to the ground.

3 1, I love my present life, dull and full of vigor.

32. Don't say you love me. Give me a wedding if you can.

When I gave my heart to you, I knew my life was over.

34. Why didn't you arrest me after drinking beer and driving a speeding car?

35. Whoever has a panoramic view of beauty feels the same sadness.

36. Everyone has sad times and wants to hide, but he is growing up.

However, as long as China maintains our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. If you don't do anything wrong, the child will get wet with towels.

38. How can I cry when my best friend is not around?

39. Your peculiar strange smell is my goal of confirming your existence.

40. Who gave me a promise and who broke our delicate balance?

4 1, men's mission is sacred and firm: first, defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

42. If you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?

43. Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future and let her husband take him to see the world.

44. No one is the savior. Everyone has to go through hardships and learn to grow.

45. After the start of school, there is another big battle, in which the senior pursues the junior, the junior hooks the senior, the junior follows the junior, and the junior hates the junior.

At that time, I didn't know that one day, it would be the end of the world.

47. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

48. When cleaning up the sundries, I found that everyone around me became like the blue sky in July, and the only thing that accompanied me for the longest time was a dead thing.

49. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

50. It's not a prince who wants to marry, but someone who treats you like a princess.

5 1, everyone will be in a bad mood, and some people just hide more than others.

52. There is no incurable pain, and there is no endless sinking. Everything lost will come back in another way.

53. If you love someone, you will have some unspeakable emotions. Maybe this is called happiness!

54. Not looking to the future. It's better to grasp it now.

I have always felt that it is better to let me feel your concern than to make more promises.

56. Whoever can't take me away will give you my only one.

I'll stay with you later if you like.

58. At the moment you chose to leave, I didn't know what suffocating pain was.

59. You pinched a clay city and said you would marry me in the future.

60. In life, boring time is also limited edition.

6 1, talk less and do more, and every sentence will be valued by others; Talk more and do less, and every word will be ignored by others.

62. I like to wear slippers, so that anyone who annoys me can take it off and slap him.

63. Since you left, I've lived alone next door, and I'm the only one who goes in and out.

64. There are too many things that are only suitable for hiding in the bottom of my heart and making him disappear!

65. The hustle and bustle of summer lights up sadness and also upsets it.

Perhaps falling in love with you is the biggest mistake in my life, but I have never regretted it.

67. It turns out that the world of love is very big, and how much happiness is still empty.

In fact, what I want most is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

69. If you don't try your best, how can you know that you will lose? Even if you try your best to lose, it is also a kind of growth.

70, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

7 1, if you are not sure, don't just say yes, because I am stupid and will always believe.

72. Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person has been much more energetic.

73, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

74. Today, your company is the happiest thing.

75. It turns out that I've been staying for you, even forgetting the time.

I hope it will snow at Christmas because you promised to stay with me.

77. I always feel that my shadow is lonely because he doesn't have a heart of his own.

78. Is the thorn in my heart hurting my real heart?

79. I will love you until the end, holding hands and appreciating the vows of eternal love.

80. Every girl wants to have a plum, but unfortunately not everyone can become Qingchuan.

8 1, it turns out that swallowing everything is so painful.

82. I always feel uneasy when I look at other people's happy smiles!

83, not stingy, not jealous, just don't understand you and her ambiguity.

84. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

85. We are all lonely and forbearing children, desperate to do childish things.

86. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I waste time with you?

If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much.

88. I know we can't fall down, because there are still many wonderful things ahead, and there are many joys that we have never experienced!

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1, only I know that this feeling of happiness is beautiful enough to give everything.

I like to stand on your left, so that I can be closer to your heart.

3. Please cherish the hard-won love, and don't wait until it is lost to regret it.

4. Push away your open thorns and try to warm you, even if you are stabbed.

The story of the stone tells us that all true love is scattered in the end, and all mashups are reunited in the end.

Hold your hand, no matter where I am, I want to run to heaven.

7. I like drinking boiled water, because it can warm my cold heart.

8. To be friends with yourself, be patient, tolerant and not demanding.

9. My love for you never stopped, but I never let others know.

10, if you hate yourself, what's the use of others liking you?

1 1, time flies, not necessarily the distance between you and me, but the forever you once said.

12, one day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow, and your heart will break.

13, I never dare to care too much about someone, because I know that the more I care, the easier it is to lose.

14, don't use those sad words to set off how beautiful your love is.

15, always in the moment of shredding, can reflect its unforgettable beauty.

16. If you have love, you should love. When love is a thing of the past, please don't chase it.

I don't know where you come from in the world, but now you are my world.

18, all great actions and thoughts have a negligible beginning.

19, we are like the waters of the Baltic Sea and the North Sea, but we can't merge when we meet.

20. Some moments, just looking at it and feeling it, are eternal and can't be taken away.

2 1, willing to bow to the dust, your smile illuminates my world.

22. I support you with my whole life. I just hope your eyes will stop flowing.

23. I am not cold-blooded, nor am I slow-hot. I'm just afraid I'll be sad when I leave.

24, a person's life is destined to meet two people, a stunning time, a gentle years.

25. When love becomes distance, when happiness becomes loss, will you cry alone?

26. There are two realms in life, one is silent pain and the other is silent smile.

27. When I heard an old song, I smiled and shed sad tears. Honey, don't be sad. We are all fine, but we don't need each other anymore.

28. If one day you leave, please remember that I will go back to find a quiet spring that belongs to you.

29, you are not my dependence, you are not my belief, you are just a passer-by in my life.

30. Do you know how much your ambiguous words hurt me?

3 1, I like you, I really like you, and I won't stop loving you until my heart stops beating.

32. Although we broke up, I still love you. Remember, you must be happy and live better than me.

33. When fireworks pass by, whoever cries and stares will get hurt, but prosperity will not be a dream. Don't be warm and fragrant, Mo Dao Xu Zhu's poems are more straightforward.

No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking of you all the time! Thinking of you!

Don't think that I love you, you don't have to cherish it! One day, I will point to my heart and say to you: there is a substitution here.

36. You are radiant. You are as deep as a god in my heart, so don't blaspheme, because I know you can only watch from a distance and not play.

37. I care about you beyond my imagination, growling and crying, and my heart is shaking.

38. Everyone's love is a movie. When the movie is over, I'm just a fragment of you?

39. How strong must my heart be to withstand your repeated injuries?

40. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

4 1. Seven realms of successful life: perseverance, gathering energy to make money, tolerance and acceptance, flexibility, flexibility, saving the world, and retiring after success.

42. Because my soul has no sustenance, you can cheat me any way you want.

43. What happened to the world? Everyone is unhappy. This world. Everyone loves others.

44. If you don't know what you want, you will be at a loss when you have it.

45. When did you start crying when you heard an old song?

46, bear too much, even if I am weak, as long as a result, even if there is no result.

47. Only after being displaced from place to place can we re-examine the traces left by time in our hearts.

48. If the world really has the end of the world, then I will accompany you to the last second.

49. Before graduation, we always complained about the school, but after graduation, it was the place we missed most, and we recalled too many things.

50. Later, we all proved that we were loved by making each other sad.

5 1, the result of love is nothing more than two kinds of five words, break up and marry us.

You don't need many good friends, just three. One will lend me money, one will attend my wedding and one will attend my funeral.

53. Love is a sudden and timely rain. If you listen to your heart, you will become infinitely transparent.

54. Life is not an idol drama. There is no such earth-shaking change that makes us hysterical and sad for spring and autumn.

55. Time is a bad person, and we should wake up in a cruel way. We are fools, and we must wake up in a cruel way.

56. Sleeping is my only relief. When I am asleep, I am not sad, angry or lonely. I have nothing to worry about.

Don't deny your ability, as long as there is no regret, there is hope.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

59. What you see is my words expressing my feelings, but you can't see my tears on the keyboard.

60. When you fall in love with someone, you will think that the opposite sex around him is SB.

6 1, I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

62. On the day of the college entrance examination, the class teacher said, I'll take a look at you if you read again.

63. Good feelings are inseparable from three things: eyes that can't cry, mouth that can't lie, and immortal love.

If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

Since the beginning is difficult and separation is sad, let's leave the best memories in the middle.

Just because I don't say it doesn't mean I don't know. I smile at you, don't get me wrong, I really don't care.

Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

68. I want to hug you every time I see the information you give me! I hope we will be happy forever!

69. Everything is a moment, everything will pass, and the past will become a kind of nostalgia.

70. Who can accompany me to listen to warm songs, and the oath will not last long; Who can accompany me to watch the water flow, and the promise will not last long.

7 1, even if I have Qian Qian's absolutely bad, I am the best when I love you.

In fact, I only listen to the melody in English songs! What does he mean by singing! Don't care at all.

73. I am not a person with a good memory, but what you said is enough for me to remember for a lifetime.

74. I don't mind having other girls around you. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I care about you too much.

75. Seeing my sadness, you have no pain, which proves that you don't love me.

76. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. The mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.

77. These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, cheating, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.

78. Don't want to be the first one you love, just want to be the last one you love.

79. It is said that time is a good medicine to soothe heartache, but why haven't I recovered after so long?

80. If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; If you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.

8 1, I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

82. I picked up my mobile phone to ask if you had eaten, but when I was typing, I found that we broke up yesterday.

83. I don't have so much time to waste on you, and I have no spare heart to hurt you. No one else in the world likes you like me. I can still walk in style.

84. You take the first step, I can go through all the remaining steps by myself, and give me a chance to love you.

85. Heartache heals slowly with time, and feelings can really overcome distance.

86. Later, when you meet someone you like, you shake your head and just make friends. It's really great.

87. What is changed is changed and cannot be redeemed. No matter how hard you try, it won't help.

88. Love without love is the loneliest. I tried to be brave, but I couldn't face the trembling eyes in the mirror. I could only say goodbye to everyone close to me.

89. When my tears almost overturned my contact lenses, did you ever intervene?

90. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it does not mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live in harmony for a lifetime has nothing to do with how many seats and jewelry there are.

9 1, people's feelings, sleep, appetite, together, the total amount is stable, so in different periods, they will be biased towards one side.

92. Sometimes, even if you try your best, things will not develop as you think.

93. The most uncomfortable feeling in the world is that you can't love others because you still love the person who hurt you.

94. At first, you used a bunch of adjectives to define your ideal lover. When you really love someone, his name will replace those nouns and become nouns.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital on the spot.

96. We always meet the best love when we know nothing about it.

97. Even if a woman is a demon, she will yearn for a quiet home one day.

98. You say that distance produces beauty. I gave you enough space, but now we can never go back. Whose fault do you think this is?

99. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

100, if you can start over, treat it honestly; If you can do it all over again, memories will be dust.

10 1, I fell in love with you, hugged you, touched your mess and dragged you for a lifetime. Is love deep enough?

102, I was chatting with the male god last night, and suddenly he said, it's time for you to be my girlfriend.

103. People who stand on tiptoe can't stand long, and those who stride can't walk far. I smiled when I looked at it, and I cried when I smiled.

104, I need someone who can always make me laugh, instead of stabbing me all over in a few words.

105, no matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep walking, your scenery will eventually appear.

106, your hot and cold finally encouraged me to let go, grab you and get it quickly.

107. Let go gently, do you understand? If you go wrong, you can go back.

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1, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

2, time is the same as cleavage, there is still squeezing.

3, copy the highest level of the answer, copy for a long time and copy off topic.

If I hadn't convinced myself, I would have turned against the world.

5, sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

6, the heart is tired to a certain extent, and even the strength to be angry and care is gone.

7. It's no use loving him. The key is that he doesn't love you.

8. I used to cry happily, but now I can't cry sadly.

9. endure a calm for a while and let it break out.

10, we agreed to go to Whitehead together, how can we bake oil secretly?

1 1, how can those injuries be forgiven by apologizing?

12. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

13, teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and the old man is forced to cry.

14, your denial is enough to make me despair.

15, life is like a landlord, just a group, and then the enemy.

16, some pain, I can't say it, I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

17, giving up and losing is always the overall situation of life.

18, a fool loved you, and then she stopped being stupid.

19, I have some suggestions for you, which were given to me by others before, but I have never used them anyway.

20. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles Do you want to consider marrying me?

2 1, is there a person you have told countless times to give up but still can't bear it?

22. others can see the happiness on their faces. Who can feel the pain inside me?

23. This scene, sorry, I am romantic.

24. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.

25. In fact, the so-called growth is to force you to be strong.

26. I think you are asleep, not because you are not attentive, but because I can meet you in my dream.

27. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

Please believe that life will always meet the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

29. Life is a grand event, and some people are just passers-by in your life after all.

Sometimes, two people don't realize how much they want to be together until they are separated.

3 1, thinking before the exam, I found myself hiding my strength during the exam.

Tolerance is your tolerance, and it is my ability to tolerate you.

33. If it is wrong to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

34, after breaking up, you when I sacrifice me when you die, finished.

In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to accompany someone all the time.

36. Our only tacit understanding is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

37. Don't keep thinking about painful things, because you can't forget them if you want to.

If I hurt you, please don't hate me, because I love you the most.

39. I think it's awesome for a group of people to play team battles. Now is the ability to fill your stomach.

40. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

4 1, people laugh at me for being a playboy, and I laugh at people who don't understand.

42. In fact, those who are strong during the day may be those who cry themselves to sleep at night.

43. Stop staring at me. Your face is not a palette.

44. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

45. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

46. The quickest and easiest way to ruin a relationship is to listen to rumors.

47. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

48. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love always has an impossible person in his heart.

49. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

50. Does your family know that there will be so much homework as soon as the winter vacation comes?

5 1, looking back, that man is already the father of the child.

52. The bubbles in the sun are beautiful, just like I was cheated, I am very happy.

Don't let the sadness of the past and the fear of the future ruin your present happiness.

54, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear as soon as you get online.

It's okay if you don't like me. I will let my son marry your daughter in the future.

56. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

57. I usually laugh with others, but I just don't want to be alone.

58. Say with a cold face that I don't understand you. In fact, only I know you best, but I can't express it.

59. Your dream. Not necessarily for you.

You may delay, but time will not. How long will it take to have the courage to say I love you?

6 1. People who are too sensitive and pay too much attention to details are unhappy.

62. I have a heart of learning to be a bully, but I only have a life of learning to be a scum.

63. It's not that I don't love you. It's just that I care about you more than others and I'm more afraid of losing you.

64. Don't get involved, you can't get in.

65. look at you You look like you're joking.

66. Love is not finding a perfect person, but learning to love an imperfect person.

67. If that person has ever appeared in the world, others will make do, but I don't want to make do.

68. Flowers bloom and fall. Love comes and goes. She's changed, I'm tired, and then I have to part.

69. Letting go is a misunderstanding that I have been trying to explain before, and finally one day I feel irrelevant.

70. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

7 1, when I say to you: you play, in fact, I hope you will reply to me: you are important, I will accompany you.

72. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

73. I want to turn my life to the last page. I want to see who I will grow old with.

74. I don't think I'm lonely now, but I stubbornly think I can stand loneliness.

75. As soon as the third grade leaves, the second grade goes to hell, the first grade goes to prison, and the sixth grade looks forward to junior high school life like a fool.

76. Some people and things should be forgotten. People have never reassured you, so why flatter yourself?

77. You are my other person. Love is so pleasant, just like the same body of life. Now I can only write down this memory.

78. Online is also for you, and invisibility is also for you. Online is afraid that you can't find it, and invisibility is afraid that it will hinder your eyes.

79. What is a director? He is a man who destroys your friendship, then your love, and will never let your family go.

80. The most traditional way to have snowball fights in Northeast China is for a person to knock a person down, and then a bunch of people appear and bury him.

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1, man dumped, money problem, woman dumped, looks problem, Lao tze dumped, you're out of your fucking mind.

You said that if I remember you in the next life, we would die together.

I am not what I used to be. Please don't judge me by my past.

4, don't say anything, if you love me, I will go with you strongly!

Nothing is eternal, and nothing is long-lasting. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.

6. Leave if you don't love her, torture yourself and bind others.

7. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, I will be your mermaid and never cheat.

8, life has been so difficult, some things are not exposed!

9. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

10, the person who tripped me, I told him never to get up, and the person who helped me, I told him never to fall.

1 1, all I know is to give my feelings blindly, but not everyone needs them.

Sometimes these things are like rape. Since you can't resist, enjoy it.

13, miss, this person is mine. Please take care of your thigh and stop!

14, the world is very big, a bed is very small, and there are two people in the bed. It used to be very good and can't be old.

15, Nima, the man who bullied me, I want him to have a good end.

16, when you say you want to forget someone, you are destined to remember that person for life.

17, the strong are not without tears, but can continue to run forward with tears.

18, don't compare me with anyone, I am not anyone's shadow, let alone anyone's substitute.

19, I will not rest until I die. Besides my enemies, there is cheap love.

20. The whole world has betrayed you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, let's go crazy together.

2 1, a heart for an empty city, to protect themselves from harm.

22. What you say is not necessarily the most true. Only what is in your heart is the truest.

23, I can't let you go, I let you down fart.

24. A woman must have an overwhelming temperament even if she doesn't have an attractive face.

25. The moment I bow to you, the day you kneel to me.

26. I am not a fragile person. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

27. I am not a generous person, and I never want to share my people with others.

28. Some people say that what two people care about each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

29. Even if we have nothing now, there is still a future.

Don't let me see what I shouldn't. When you hear what you shouldn't hear, you will think of what you shouldn't think of.

3 1, in a blink of an eye, the oath became a lie, and our love ended here.

32. I wish someone would tell me that you don't have to change yourself, I'm just used to you.

I swear, one day, I will stand in front of you and show off how happy I am.

34. Dumping someone needs no reason, just as loving someone needs no reason.

The most ridiculous thing is that I know the truth and you are still lying there.

36. The story of the wolf tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

37. Some people look like people and dogs. What they do is a shame.

If one day I walk into your heart, I will cry, too, because there is no me there.

39. In the cursed world, someone is cursing, and what the cursed person says is a curse.

40. When I meet someone who has a secret crush in the future, I will think, forget it, just be friends, it's really good.